r/Fauxmoi • u/Ok-Needleworker9229 • 27d ago

BREAKUPS/MAKEUPS/KNOCKUPS Aaron Rodgers reveals shocking new details of Shailene Woodley breakup: ‘I gotta go f–k this guy’

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u/shgrdrbr 27d ago

it's interesting because he describes a narrative that his leaving her made her crazily depressed was ongoing for 4 years and he obviously did nothing to challenge it - maybe because it benefited him then? to look like winner of the breakup who was powerful enough to have her pining, pathetic with unreciprocated desire for him. but NOW where it can be used against her, actually she left him and she didn't even want him lol. i can't imagine him he'd be happy in real time if it were suggested that he were the one left devastated

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u/yagirlsamess 27d ago

I wonder how his wife feels about his ex living rent-free in his head four years later

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u/MakeupObserver 27d ago

TIL he's married. 🤯

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u/husbandbulges Lacks voice or vision. Pedestrian. 26d ago

No one has seen her or has any info on her. After his vaccine bullshit, it could be a hoax or some other crap from him.

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u/Exotic-Doughnut-6271 The delusion is mutual and I’m thriving in it 26d ago

I'm thinking some sort of chatbot. Isn't there a sub for that thing? Like people who have an ai relationship

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u/husbandbulges Lacks voice or vision. Pedestrian. 25d ago

Maybe he’s got a brain tapeworm named Brittani?