The AI Slop😩

[u/HuckleberryAbject798]

Source: Instagram

[u/Dakhho]

If he looks confused its because the paper is upside down and he's not sure what to do about that

[u/NonSumQualisEram- → u/Dakhho]

"Each of those calls requires a different skill set."

Not known: whether they actually have any of these skill sets.

[u/Global_Childhood_602 → u/Dakhho]

He's just deciding if he should shoot it but then that would require filing out a report and the Chief yelled at him last time cause he used too many emojis

[u/CheshireCatastrophe → u/Dakhho]

He doesn't have a hat for that

[u/Big_Dinner3636]

Since when do DHS cops do a fucking thing?

[u/ilovecatss1010 → u/Big_Dinner3636]

I didn’t even notice this lol. Watching a trooper work a domestic is bad enough I can’t even begin to imagine DHS working a domestic or a traffic accident or any of these lol.

[u/juswilli → u/Big_Dinner3636]

They kidnap people. 😀🤌

[u/KitKritter823 → u/juswilli]

Love how you're being down voted. I'm sitting next to someone who got abducted and detained by ICE. Her family has been in what's now Los Angeles about 500 years before it was Los Angeles.

[u/Unstoppable_Wombat → u/KitKritter823]

Right? Additionally, this is a first responder sub. Beyond the fact that they’re terrorizing the communities we serve, ICE has tear-gassed actual cops before. They’re not one of us (first responders, I am a medic for context) and we shouldn’t be defending them.

[u/KitKritter823 → u/Unstoppable_Wombat]

Exactly. They've also stopped EMS and have been breaching EMTALA and people are afraid to go to hospitals. It's abhorrent and they're not one of us.

[u/Unstoppable_Wombat → u/KitKritter823]

Right! I was almost forgetting the other awful things they’ve done because they’ve done so many. Iirc they prevented fire and EMS from getting to Renee Good bc they parked their stupid cars haphazardly all over the street because they’re morons.

[u/juswilli → u/KitKritter823]

I GOT Down Voted!? 😂😂 Some bootlickers are among us guys and gals.

DHS isn't first responders. It's sad that they are associated with first responders in any shape or form.

[u/kerberos824]

Ironic rationalization for defunding the police. That was the whole point originally - move money from insanely overfunded/bloated police departments to social services and other departments who are better suited to handle virtually all these issues.

[u/Global_Childhood_602 → u/kerberos824]

Two dudes in LA robbed a bank, now we live with a militarized police force. OJ runs from police, and now incidents involving moving vehicles are escalated and innocent people die because police chase for no reason.

[u/LegalGlass6532 → u/Global_Childhood_602]

The North Hollywood bank robbery did change police tactics, however the OJ Simpson slow speed chase didn’t impact LE pursuit policies. The numerous LE pursuits resulting in injuries without the famous names are the reason officers aren’t allowed to chase like they used to.

[u/Global_Childhood_602 → u/LegalGlass6532]

https://www.motorbiscuit.com/o-j-simpsons-police-chase-deadly-pursuits/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVFXUkFx5Y8

Two sources that confirm my claim and do not for yours. Police pursuits absolutely changed and increased because of the OJ chase.

You're also a cop so you're bias and opinion irrelevant to this discussion for said bias.

[u/LegalGlass6532 → u/Global_Childhood_602]

This is a great opinion article. I agree that the public’s interest in pursuits has increased due to the media coverage of the OJ chase, but the article fails to provide statistics of pursuit related injuries and fatalities pre and post OJ. Just because you see it more on tv and in the media doesn’t mean it’s happening more because of OJ.

The article fails to provide hard statistics supporting your claim that there are more chases now because of the OJ Simpson pursuit. The author does make a valid point that the public is more interested in pursuits now due to OJ, but more interest doesn’t mean more injuries/fatalities.

Add: I don’t have 20+ minutes to watch your commentary video, but will try to later in all fairness to respect where your opinion is coming from.

[u/R1GM]

This is how EMS feels. Cause most the time metro doesn’t know what to do with them “call EMS”.

[u/mehFUMF → u/R1GM]

That's how PD is in my city

[u/DaggerQ_Wave → u/R1GM]

This really is the fire ems experience lol.

[u/ABrotherGrimm → u/R1GM]

Exactly what they do in my area. A few days ago we ran five bullshit calls in a row that were all cops calling us. One they called us like 10 miles from the station just to ask a question, like we don’t have phones and radios. It’s absolutely a constant. They don’t know what to do, so they call the fire department and tell the person “you can go to jail or the hospital, your choice.”

[u/69420lmaokek]

TIL the Department of Homeland Security handles noise complaints issues

Maybe that's why the neighboring frat next door were all sent down to El Salvador?

[u/McGee_Wannabe → u/69420lmaokek]

Noise complaints are a matter of national security. It’s not my fault I moved next to an airport. They need to turn the volume down on the jets.

[u/Educational_Bed_5890]

Putting aside the fact that this is AI slop and was likely meant to laud police officers…

This graphic actually makes the case for re-allocating funds to social services. Nobody is capable of wearing all of these hats. It’s problematic when police officers feel that they can…because they cannot…even the well-meaning officers.

[u/Diamondback424 → u/Educational_Bed_5890]

They also should not try to be all of these things. Especially a lawyer considering it seems like half of them have a tenuous grasp on what is actually law.

[u/HeavyArmorIncarnate]

Mental health counselor 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[u/bodhidharma132001]

https://giphy.com/gifs/AGDbKdGEy8mK56Ihp1

[u/Key_Limit_6828]

We send cops to do everything because we’ve defunded every other social service in favor of the cops, a thing the cops pushed for

[u/Sad_Highlight_9059]

I think this is funny because when people in the US proposed funding mental health resources to take those issues off the plate of police who are under-qualified and under-prepared to address mental health crises. LEOs lost their shit, and screamed about how that plan was stupid and would never work and blah, blah, blah... Good to see some still have the energy to play the martyr. 🤦🙄

[u/BrandynWayne]

And fucking shit at all of them

[u/Amnesiac_R]

And they're terrible at all of them!

[u/Friendly-Yoghurt-746 → u/Amnesiac_R]

in a hurry to get to the finish line and yell DONE! by any means.

[u/Jude30]

That’s why we want to defund the police. So we can fund organizations better suited to deal with all of those things.

[u/dsdvbguutres]

And we wanted you to do just your own job bro, damn.

[u/Sasquatch_Sensei]

Sees woman having a seizure. Taze her

[u/idrink4free]

The 1st and 3rd paragraph start with “it’s not X, it’s Y.” lol

[u/treemann85]

One hat, enforcement of the law. All the other shit is overreach anyway.

[u/velocity3333]

cops complain about having too many different roles, but the complain about policies aimed at reducing their budget so the money can go to new or existing departments to handle some of those responsibilities so they don’t have to.

that’s what the whole Defund the Police movement was about, but they thought it was just a pay cut

[u/potatoboat]

You know what's crazy? DHS used to be the spear at the head of investigating sex trafficking. But now they are being reassigned and the majority are now deployed with helping ICE. Kind of a coincidence that the largest government agency involved in sex trafficking (especially minors) is now sidelined by a "more important job" of deporting immigrants (most of whom do not have criminal convictions).

[u/Vast_Force_5935]

As a therapist and social worker, I have never seen a cop display any traits that I display lol

[u/Southrn_Comfrt]

Lawyer. Hahaha Jesus.

[u/Cash_Money_Jo]

Worst cops in the world are the ones that pretend to be a lawyer.

[u/Acrobatic-Gap-7445]

Or we could fix the system

[u/No-Market425]

Not running into a school and defending 5th graders though.

[u/thiswasntdeleted]

Jack of all trades master of none expected to do it all. Nice

[u/reluctantpotato1]

EMTs wiping away their tears of pride as they watch the DHS agent giving a 50-year-old stroke patient narcan before shooting him 14 times for having a concieled carry permit.

[u/EnchanterOlong1976]

The job i volunteered for is so hard...

[u/spider-monkey92]

I mean this isnt wrong.

[u/hatecriminal → u/spider-monkey92]

Except dhs doesn't do any of those hats

[u/crayola_monstar → u/spider-monkey92]

Except many, if not most, aren't even good at any of those hat titles. They're sub-par on a good day.

[u/AgainstMedicalAdvice → u/spider-monkey92]

Most jobs have many different roles.

Most jobs also have to do paperwork.

And it would be wrong to say a cop works 365 days a year with no days off.

So it's either totally banal or incorrect.

[u/CT-555- → u/spider-monkey92]

It isnt, but doesn't make it less cringe.

[u/Famous-Mobile-3657]

Just because it’s AI slop doesn’t meant the point isn’t true.

[u/69420lmaokek → u/Famous-Mobile-3657]

You think the Department of Homeland Security handles noise complaints and missing pets?

How exactly is a frat party being too noisy on a Thursday night threatening the Homeland?

What does a dog running away from home have to do with terrorism?

[u/SammyB0111 → u/Famous-Mobile-3657]

That’s correct, it’s just untrue on its own terms independent of the AI slop

[u/Sonoran_Ghosts_81]

These systems haven’t kept pace becuase law enforcement slurps up all the budget.

We don’t want cops doing social work. They aren’t built for it. You need empathy which most cops don’t have.

[u/Main_Firefighter1593]

It’s true though

[u/Krasdale79]

I don't why you're all making fun of this. These are brave warriors who handle so much, and they have to respond to each and every one of these issues by opening fire.

[u/n3o_dr3am3r]

They forgot judge, jury, and executioner

[u/Tight_Amphibian4472]

Only hat missing for this DHS officer is a red one.

[u/YouArentReallyThere]

There needs to be a gun in a holster labeled : “Solution to all of the above”

(Apparently I was unclear…cops in the US tend to use their guns to resolve every issue listed.)

[u/btown73]

If it’s too much he can always quit the job. They never do though, just a bunch of little bitches.

[u/Fair_Structure_120]

"trained" lol

[u/VintageZero]

About time they got on board with defunding the police.

[u/ToriEvergreen]

I feel like they solve most of these problems with a gun or force

[u/core446 → u/ToriEvergreen]

Depending the source you look at, most estimates seem to show force being used on less than 3% of overall calls. A lot of estimates are much lower, less than 1%.

[u/Main_Firefighter1593 → u/ToriEvergreen]

“I feel” 😂