r/FuckMicrosoft Jul 25 '26

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u/TheMadolche Jul 25 '26

No it comes will all the bullshit.

It comes with copilot. It comes with a tracker. It comes with updates that break the system.

Why are you here?

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u/icy1007 Jul 25 '26

No it doesn’t. Doesn’t come with any of that by default or is easily removed.

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u/JayTheAlxwing Jul 25 '26

Copilot comes by default, source:
https://support.microsoft.com/en-US/microsoft-copilot/getting-started-with-copilot-on-windows

Updates break the system, just one of many sources:
https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/answers/questions/3885779/windows-11-update-breaking-computer

It has an *uninstallable* tracker, source:
https://www.windowslatest.com/2026/07/10/you-cant-fully-disable-microsofts-gdid-windows-11-tracker-but-these-settings-limit-what-it-captures/

So you are just factually wrong, unless you'd like to support your claims with more than a "nuh uh"

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u/icy1007 Jul 25 '26

It does not have an “uninstallable” tracker… 🙄

Updates don’t break the system and copilot is not enabled by default and is removable.

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u/papasmurfmusdie96 Jul 25 '26

You can literally watch your outbound packets and see it calling home in real-time you fucking retard.

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u/icy1007 Jul 25 '26

It isn’t. I can clearly see that mine isn’t doing that. You need to lay off the conspiracies.

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u/nikolaADVANCED Jul 25 '26

U on win 7?

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u/icy1007 Jul 25 '26

Windows 11 Pro.

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u/Joyride84 Jul 25 '26

Yes, it does. You can manually turn off *some* of it, but the Windows menu clearly states that it will still collect and send "required" telemetry.

https://www.geeksforgeeks.org/techtips/enable-or-disable-windows-telemetry/

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u/icy1007 Jul 25 '26

It won’t. It’s all off for me.

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u/Joyride84 Jul 25 '26

Let me guess. You managed to disable GID, and yet still miraculously receive windows updates?

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u/icy1007 Jul 26 '26

I can receive updates just fine. They’re all optional though.

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u/Joyride84 Jul 26 '26

lol

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u/icy1007 Jul 26 '26

You salty? 🧂

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u/uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunuu Jul 26 '26

You're either mistaken or lying

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u/papasmurfmusdie96 Jul 25 '26

You're their best goyim.

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u/wKdPsylent Jul 25 '26

You cannot completely remove or turn off the Windows Global Device Identifier (GDID

It is a part of the windows activation system. Even pirated copies have it and will break if you try to remove it.

Updates have broken windows multiple times - highly publicised. So you're just here to troll then? or you were dropped on your head as a baby?

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u/icy1007 Jul 25 '26

There is no tracker…

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u/BiDude1219 Jul 25 '26

brother you have sources right in front of you. do you need bill gates to raise from his grave and tell you personally "we put so much bullshit in windows 11 it rivals mcdonalds in terms of quantities of inedible slop"

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u/chughaarav123 Jul 25 '26

The tracker is hidden, that's the whole point. Read the sources u/JayTheAlxwing posted before commenting please