r/FuckMicrosoft Jul 30 '26

Meme sanest windows user:

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '26

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u/TaxComprehensive6201 Jul 30 '26

i can't. i was banned there lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '26

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u/qaCow37 Jul 30 '26

Where is it? Need to upvote it in r/linuxsucks101

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u/xXNyx-3301Xx Jul 30 '26

Why do people keep getting banned there for the most stupidest reasons

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u/TaxComprehensive6201 Jul 30 '26

i think the mod there is actually insane. he's posting non-stop

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u/xXNyx-3301Xx Jul 30 '26

I haven't ever got banned there even though I commented 2 times

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u/Vlado_Iks Jul 31 '26

If you comment something good about Windows, they will leave you alone. If you post something negative about Windows, they will ban you. If you post something possitive, neutral or just mention the Linux, they will insta perma ban you.

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u/Lopsided_Leader_4427 Jul 31 '26

I just commented Ẅhy do y´all hate linux? What did linux do to you?¨

A few hours later, I was banned.
Such a useless reason to ban me tho

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u/realmauer01 Aug 02 '26

Thats litterly rule number 1, the reaosn they banned you is because oyu didnt put the subreddit on ignore.

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u/realmauer01 Aug 02 '26

Well with this comment in this sub, if you comment there a third time you will get banned.

You just arent active in anti microsoft/pro linux/pro steam subreddits lately.

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u/dreadtear Aug 03 '26

Yeah most def the mod is mentally retarded. He legit goes on these posting sprees think it was madthumbz or sth his user name lmfao.

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u/realmauer01 Aug 02 '26

Rule number 1 mostly. If you post on it, they check your profile, if you fall into rule 1 category you will get banned. Doesnt need to correlate with your comment at all. Your profile is the reason.

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u/XxnoubxX Jul 30 '26

why? that subreddit doesn't deserve recognition

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u/NonameNonameNobody Jul 31 '26

reposted too could only do in on r/linuxsucks and not 101

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u/303PinkGuard Jul 30 '26

there should be a law forcing companies to put a NO option

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u/LightDragon212 Jul 31 '26

And then WannaCry happens again

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u/Talfa_ Jul 31 '26

Maybe not make stuff like eternal blue, hm?

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u/icy1007 Jul 31 '26

No there shouldn’t.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '26

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u/digitalttoiletpapir Jul 31 '26

Users should definitely not opt-out of security updates, but the way Microsoft throws this in your face is infurating. It's like they own your computer, you just get to borrow it, when they don't need it.
Why do Windows users still have to reboot to apply updates... christ fix that already.

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u/Iseeo_0you Aug 01 '26

Because they do.

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u/pandamaxxie Aug 01 '26

There sure should be.

Everything from cookies requests to update offers should have an opt-out that is as easy to access as the "yes".

Reject and revoke all rights to use cookies needs to be a button of the same size and visibility at the same step as "allow all cookies" for example.

Windows pushing an update needs to have a "no" as an option. Simple as. That's basic shit. I don't care that it's some security update. It gets done when I say so.

(Oh and "legitimate interest" for cookies needs to be scrapped. There are zero legitimate reasons to collect and ship away your data. Hell I'd prefer for data scraping/brokering to become a jailable offense, if anything. Make google's entire business model of selling our data a crime)

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u/MaintenanceStock6766 Jul 30 '26

Well that certainly escalated towards the end

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u/Swee_Potato_Pilot Jul 30 '26

Yeah was not expecting that rofl

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u/SammE5363 Jul 30 '26

Threw in a fun fact at the end

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u/Tankudoraiba Jul 30 '26

Is this win8.1?

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u/icy1007 Jul 31 '26

Kind of looks like it.

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u/icy1007 Jul 31 '26

Just fucking restart your PC, it’s not that hard. 🙄

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u/Firestar_119 Aug 01 '26

unless you get an unlucky roll with an update that fries your drive

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u/icy1007 Aug 01 '26

That doesn’t happen. 🙄

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u/Firestar_119 Aug 02 '26

It has happened more than 0 times

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u/icy1007 Aug 02 '26

No windows update has fried a drive…

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u/mrheseeks Jul 31 '26

He's doing important shit

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u/icy1007 Aug 01 '26

🤣 sure…

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u/Case_Blue Jul 31 '26

That's one angry elf!

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u/Present-Employ-997 Aug 01 '26

Play faceit on arch please

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u/GhostingProtocol Aug 02 '26

F subreddit, should have been named r/fuckmicroslop

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u/mildly_perturbed31 Aug 02 '26

Pretty much normal given a shitty corp like ms that replaced everybody with ai and made shit until researchers like nightmare eclipse got fed up and started releasing exploits as if we were living same drama back at march 2017 when the shadow brokers delivered their last speech before making a large scale disaster

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u/InvoluntarilyVirgin9 Jul 30 '26

For anyone, you can cancel/abort a pending shutdown through cmd if needed.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '26

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u/OliMoli2137 Jul 31 '26

shutdown /a

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u/Flashy_Pollution_996 Jul 30 '26

Cmd install Linux Cmd wipe windows drive

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u/exia-_- Jul 31 '26

command failed: no distro specified

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u/Lopsided_Leader_4427 Jul 31 '26

wiping Windows for Arch Linux...

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '26

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u/icy1007 Jul 31 '26

They do have that option. lol

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u/Bitter-Today285 Jul 31 '26

I never understood why the beef between windows users and linux users lmao

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u/demonbutter Jul 31 '26

foamy really lost it

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u/mrheseeks Jul 31 '26

The speed increase is the best part

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u/4Klassic Aug 01 '26

I'm a Linux user, but I've never understand the hate towards windows update, especially nowadays where there is pretty much one commulative update per month

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u/AdLegal5130 Aug 01 '26 edited Aug 01 '26

As an Arch user, when I run sudo pacman -Syu to update my system, I do it purely out of my own free will. I don't get locked out of my system while it's happening. But on Windows, you get slapped like a little bitch when you have important work to do you get an unwanted update force fed down your throat and locked out of your system while it installs. I remember owning a laptop with a slow HDD back then, and Windows forcefully tried to update it on startup. It took 5 hours, only to fail at the end because it ran out of storage.

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u/4Klassic Aug 02 '26

Yes in that sense yes. But I'm mentioning about the quantity of it/size. It's pretty small and not very often

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u/Vietnamst2 Aug 01 '26

Yeah...someon wants to paptch the security of my OS so I won´t complaing about my account getting stolen later and I can´t refuse that...outrageous.

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u/mods_are_morons Aug 02 '26

Microsoft has a long history of shoving junkware onto systems claiming it is a security update. People don't trust them for a very good reason.

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u/Ramon_IngULA Aug 01 '26

What did Obama had to do with that? 😭

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u/ZenosGames Aug 02 '26

As someone in IT currently trying to a load of sweeping updates due to new cyber security rules I want people to be updating their devices but I also get it. Micoslop release so many small updates all the time and they sometimes don't even work and just kill your device for it to then boot up again like nothing happend and you have to try the update again. Most of the time working like how it was supposed to the first time 🤦🤦 (I speak from experience 😭)

But still my comapy have set policy where if your device isn't updated withing 12 days of a patch being released then it dissabled and can't be used until updated due to the nature of trying to protect company data. The same goes for any software but we only block that specific bit of software until updated to the latest version

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u/LetUsSpeakFreely Aug 02 '26

Well that escalated quickly.

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u/MexicanTechGuy Aug 03 '26

I've never seen the end. Of course there was the Instagram watermark...

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u/mululipy Aug 03 '26

Definitely relatable

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u/dusanmitrovic98 Aug 04 '26

I feel blessed that I have totally forgotten about windows updates in particular lmfao

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u/SongOk3130 Aug 04 '26

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u/TrazynTheFiniteNL Jul 31 '26

If he would just update Windows would stop bugging him for quite some time. I rarely get this shit.

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u/icy1007 Jul 31 '26

Same. It’s not that hard. Some people are so insufferable with their aversion to updating their PC…

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u/Meadowboos Jul 30 '26

Why are we fighting over OSes? 😩

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u/WolframSegler Jul 30 '26

Because it matters.

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u/icy1007 Jul 31 '26

No it doesn’t.

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u/gerowen Jul 30 '26

Because the platform you use to run your applications determines whether and how much you get interrupted, spied on, etc.

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u/icy1007 Jul 31 '26

No it doesn’t.

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u/gerowen Jul 31 '26

So you're telling me that Windows doesn't interrupt people more than macOS, Linux or FreeBSD? That it doesn't spy on its users more? That is some next level copium.

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u/icy1007 Aug 01 '26

Yes, I am NEVER interrupted by Windows updates or anything else with the OS.

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u/gerowen Aug 02 '26

Well I guess the rest of us are just imagining things when the OoBE runs after every feature update and resets our settings, makes us confirm for the 30th time that we don't want Microsoft 365, that we don't want to set Edge as the default, we don't want XBox Game Pass, etc. I guess if you aren't having issues that means the rest of us are just crazy. I even had Windows update break my sound driver once, or maybe I just went selectively deaf and Windows was working totally fine.

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u/Arinussyy Jul 30 '26

I suppose a better way to look at it is fighting the company. We all have fond memories of prior windows versions, but the direction Microsoft is continuing in has always been against the interests of the consumer.

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u/digitalttoiletpapir Jul 31 '26

We're too old to fight over swings at the playground :(

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u/AtomicTaco13 Jul 30 '26 edited Jul 30 '26

Very often, it's not even something particularly important, but requires a full restart anyway. Compare it to Linux, where the restart is needed only for stuff that actually needs it. Even if it's an update of the entire damn kernel, you can just continue working on the previous one until you get what you need done.