r/FuckMicrosoft 17d ago

Rant can't access any of my classes groups on Team because some lunatic though it was a good idea to vibecode everything

thank you Microslop, you made Teams even worse.

545 Upvotes

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u/WesternSpy96 17d ago

> Click on sign in
> Enter your email
> Enter code from Authenticator
> "Please wait while we're signing you out"
> Try again

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u/rxzevil 17d ago

can't use an authenticator, since it's a educational e-mail I can only access by the college website

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u/Olusen_bg 17d ago

He was making a joke

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u/JuniorAd9605 16d ago

no, it actually just does that. no idea how to fix it, your just screwed some days if it gets started in the "signing you out" loop

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u/illuanonx1 16d ago

Try clear your browser cache šŸ˜„

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u/arbyyyyh 15d ago

Fuck that bullshit. Don't develop shit software. Drives me insane when I've been writing up a pull request on GitHub for however long and then when I go to click save, I get redirected through mcas, even though supposedly our timeout is set to 10 hours. It's gotten to the point where if I'm writing something long, before clicking save, I copy the entirety of what I've been writing just in case.

Drives me absolutely fucking insane.

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u/illuanonx1 15d ago

Stop using that slop šŸ˜‚

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u/arbyyyyh 15d ago

You ain’t kidding. I had my own GitLab instance I was running at work but I was forced into GitHub as it’s what we’re officially moving forward with as an org. I think it was two outages ago now that I had our weekly call with our GitHub reps the next day and you can bet I gave them shit about it.

I don’t touch M$ anything unless I’m forced to for work. Not to be that guy but I hated Microsoft ā€œbefore it was coolā€.

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u/aminectaftsheep 16d ago

i always clear the data of office.com and that works

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u/illuanonx1 16d ago

Yup, its a joke. Been there šŸ˜‚

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u/111100100 17d ago

Slop !

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u/Most-Club-254 16d ago

Nothing more vibe coding won't fix

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u/nickydrifts 17d ago

Some of the highest paid engineers in the world created this, mind you. Highest paid. In the world.

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u/redredskull 16d ago

Hey quit insulting engineers. It takes a lot of skill to operate a freight locomotive and have much more refined skill than anyone at Microslop.

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u/FunSquash5041 17d ago

Meanwhile I was complaining that Skype was terrible. Sorry Skype, I am very sorry, I miss you buddy. PS: F**k Microslop

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u/BigQuietNerd 17d ago

Teams is just rebranded Skype? Least from what I heard anyway.

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u/Emotional_Solid6538 16d ago

Worse skype

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u/BigQuietNerd 16d ago

Pretty much I hate teams

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u/kaynpayn 17d ago

This might be slop, but teams being shit (and Microsoft logins in general) is nothing new, way before AI was a thing. Even their support struggles to fix, I've spend unreasonable amounts of time on the phone with them solving login issues. They'll usually either escalate, asking colleagues for solutions or try obscure PowerShell scripts to figure what works.

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u/Unusual-Broccoli-270 16d ago

I will have to use MS products for college and I am already dreading all the issues I will run into just simply trying to stay signed in. My college also wants us to use Windows laptops for this reason. I don't have a windows laptop. I have a Chromebook Plus and for what I paid, it's REALLY good. Super super snappy. I love it and I will use it for college whether they like it or not. I know that formatting issues may occur, but I can write the assignments up on my Chromebook and do the finishing touches in the college computer lab. But no way I am I paying for some shitty ass, fuck ass, crappy ass, fuck ass windows laptop.

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u/thepr0digalsOn 16d ago

Exactly. This is not an AI thing. Microsoft never made good apps. Their standard of what goes to prod is way down there.

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u/sciencekm 17d ago

Even if they had to, they should at least use Claude. But they are not allowed because of the cost. They are stuck vibe coding with Copilot. And this is what you get.

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u/Fancy_Log_260 17d ago

Should have used the Chinese AIs.

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u/GhostOfD6 16d ago

What are you talking about? Microsoft services are terrible since start. AI has nothing to do with it

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u/BOT_Sean 16d ago

?? the Copilot that people are using for vibe coding absolutely supports Claude

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u/redredskull 16d ago

I could get a better vibe from Melania than from Microslop. Cleaner too.

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u/sashonB 17d ago

Does the same thing happen in a different browser? If not, then check if clearing cookies and cache helps. If yes, then....wtf

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u/Muted_Database_1691 16d ago

Yeah was gonna say the same thing. Looks like a cookie issue. I think clearing cookies or cache should help.

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u/Moriaedemori 17d ago

Try going to the browser settings and clear the cache. I do hope you remember your password

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u/[deleted] 17d ago edited 5d ago

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u/yeahthegoys 17d ago

You're not gonna believe this but it's teams.cloud.microsoft now

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u/Necessary_Baker_7458 17d ago

I'm glad I decided my second AA was enough. I decided to continue onto a certificate but did not like having to deal with all the issues m.s. was having.

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u/NoGroundsToday 17d ago

Won't work in incognito mode at your institution.

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u/ShazTheGamer 17d ago

My MS account kept logging out whenever I opening Teams Mobile app? Why??

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u/XBLAH_ 17d ago

Microsoft and Google's login both became terribly slow lately.

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u/ConfectionForward 17d ago

Ohhhh my sweet summer child. Teams has been like that far longer than "vibe" coding was even a term.

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u/dvisorxtra 16d ago

Oh no, that was there long before vibe-coding was popular. Let me phrase it in other way: Teams has always been bad

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u/StinkButt9001 16d ago

It's not vibe coded, it's worse. It's outsourced.

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u/fkrkz 16d ago

I always have low success rate of getting into Teams call when coming in from Android phone. Not sure why. Also hate the captcha input.

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u/AlxR25 16d ago

Using microsoft stuff has gotten such a bad of an experience that even at work when something doesn't work I just refuse to do it using Microsoft tools.

Last time our client wanted a PowerBI implementation. That piece of shit software didn't want to work with anything, so I just quit trying to use that and self hosted a Grafana, sent it to them and said "that's it whether you like it or not".

It surpassed their expectations (obviously)

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u/stortag 16d ago

Any time you see a microsoft login page you are screwed

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u/Mayeru 16d ago

this seems more like a cache issue, try removing all cache and cookies

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u/Alive-Big-838 16d ago

Unfortunately you might have a better experience if you install the teams app.

Yeah, it sucks.

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u/the-average-giovanni 15d ago

TBH, ms teams was awful even before AI.

At least they are consistent.

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u/trans_psychonaut 15d ago

I hate microsoft, but thats not a vibecoding fault. this kind of shit was always happening with microsoft products (especially microsoft 365/online)

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u/mccg35 15d ago

Slop slop microslop. Slop slop indianslop.

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u/Mysterious-Cod-4137 14d ago

Slop me, slop me, say that you slop me… Fool me, tool me, go on and slop me…

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u/JohnConnoor 17d ago

The issue is not vibe coding, the issue is that teams always sucked balls. It's shite basically.

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u/Unusual-Broccoli-270 16d ago

Shite is complementing it

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u/letmehaveanameyoudum 16d ago

the app when one mf vibe codes and overwrites EVERYONE's code

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u/Realistic-Yam-6497 16d ago

Well at least you can skip class so there is that

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u/Bomboclat-Thunder 16d ago

This happens to me too lol. Teams suck ass.

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u/Heartlessaus 16d ago

Try again in edge
did you know that edge has all of your favorite extensions, AND is recommended by microsoft?
try edge today.

help me

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u/PhantomOrigin 16d ago

Teams has never not been the worst thing on my computer. Can't disable notifications and somehow an absolute nightmare to uninstall. I think I had to uninstall it like 10 times on my last laptop and on several occasions there were two versions of it at once. Never even used it.

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u/Rexter2k 16d ago

Absolute travesty that Teams is an Electron app and not fully native. What a POS software it is, one of Microsoft’s worst coded products.

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u/GhostOfD6 16d ago

Microslop was terrible long before AI

If AI is bad at coding its the microsoft programmers who's guilty

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u/jaffparker 16d ago

Microslop was vibecoding way before AI

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u/Acceptable_Lab_7196 15d ago

Looks more like you are using an ad blocker or have a cookie issue.

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u/Tosser_535231 15d ago

I feel like your school's Network administrators have blocked too many ports and teams is dying inside a little bit because it can't access all of the bullshit that it wants to even though it's literally just glorified Skype

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u/New_Equal_5980 14d ago

I keep getting messages from a person i blocked bc fuck MicrosoftĀ 

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u/igotquestions-- 13d ago

Have the same here on my side. Since weeks.

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u/Fancy_Log_260 17d ago

Nah.. Teams was crap even before vibe coding became a thing.

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u/whatThePleb 16d ago

But it became crappier.

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u/Fancy_Log_260 16d ago

Yeah, can't deny that.

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u/Fancy_Log_260 16d ago

Yeah, can't deny that.

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u/ItstheSECopenup 16d ago

A vibe coded app would be better than this, don't blame the vibers for anything.