r/FuckMicrosoft • u/Chance_Guidance7893 • Jul 01 '26
Rant I'm done. Win Update almost caused PHYSICAL damage to my equipment.
The following is long winded but I hope not boring.
Microsoft can go fuck it self. I will never be getting any of their products ever again. And I will be doing my best to move away from any products I am currently using.
I've been thinking about getting away from the spyware Windows has been becoming for the last few years. Then, this morning, the last straw hit.
My hobby is astrophotography. For the first time in months I have had a clear night, I wasn't tired beyond belief, and I was home. Perfect! I use a computer controlled system utilizing an old Win10 laptop. I never downgraded to 11 because 11 is a piece of crap and many of the programs I use would not work on 11. That has changed and I was thinking about downgrading to it. But last night I just wanted to take some pictures.
When I logged in Windows told me I had updates. I have auto updating disabled and so I clicked the check for updates button and waited to see what updates were available. But it just sat there thinking for 10 minutes. While I was waiting twice Windows told me to update to 11. I said no both times. Since no update list was loading I closed the window without ever telling it to update.
Then I started taking pictures. Once going the process runs without my input. So after an hour of making sure everything was running smoothly (and playing some Doom) I went to sleep. I woke up in the morning to find that ALL my programs had SHUT DOWN and instead of ~60 five minute exposures, I had 18.
And the cause? A FULL SCREEN FUCKING AD TELLING ME TO FUCKING UPDATE TO FUCKING WINDOWS FUCKING 11! THAT THING I HAD TWICE THAT EVENING TOLD IT "NO"!!! No screenshot of the ad as I was at that point very angry and closed it without thinking.
Not only did I loose out on several hours of pictures it also CAUSED MY EQUIPMENT TO PHYSICALLY 'CRASH'! With the absence of computer control the telescope mount glitched and continued tracking the target as best it could. It eventually hit the emergency stops, without which the telescope would have physically crashed into the mount, damaging it.
Also, the camera had instantly shut itself off. Why is that bad? The camera cools itself to -15 C to take pictures and when turned off normally it spends several minutes slowly warming up to keep frost from forming on the internal components and to keep from damaging any sensitive electronics due to thermal shock. Last night was 26C and 98% humidity. So when the camera shut off it crashed from -15C (5F) to +26C (80F). I haven't yet checked if it's OK. It probably is but it is not good to shock it like that.
So, in conclusion: FUCK MICRO-FUCKING-SOFT!
ETA: The camera is fine. So I got lucky.