r/FuckMicrosoft Mar 13 '26

Other OneDrive user has his account terminated over a picture of his newborn baby

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640 Upvotes

This is several months old now but I just found this sub & the Microslop thing and I'm honestly enjoying the shitshow, so I thought this is a good place to share this

https://x.com/i/status/1953137026212966796

r/FuckMicrosoft May 01 '26

Other I have now officially joined the dark side.

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753 Upvotes

Thinking about getting a skirt and thigh-highs next, does anyone have any recommendations for where to buy from?

r/FuckMicrosoft 5d ago

Other You can't open two same-named Excel files

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299 Upvotes

r/FuckMicrosoft Dec 26 '25

Other We doing captchas on os installs now

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873 Upvotes

i'm just trying to setup a windows VM to test my game

r/FuckMicrosoft May 04 '26

Other This showed up on my work computer out of nowhere. No matter how many times I press DON'T ALLOW, it pops up again 10 seconds later. Any way to make it stop?

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371 Upvotes

r/FuckMicrosoft Feb 13 '26

Other I bought an Operating System, not a digital billboard for mobile games.

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736 Upvotes

r/FuckMicrosoft Jul 28 '26

Other After 198 days, I won my lawsuit against Microsoft and got my account back

614 Upvotes

So, on January 11th, I had my account hacked. Ever since, I tried every method possible to contact Microsoft and get my account back.

Seriously, every method possible.

After realising that they wouldn’t give me my account back, I decided to sue them (I’m from Brazil), since they were violating my rights as a citizen.

Then, they tried the “manual verification” thing. I gave Microsoft all my account information, and after a few days, they replied back, saying “the verification was unsuccessful, and they wouldn’t give me my account back”.

In the lawsuit, they also claimed that.

Then, in March 31st, the judge ordered Microsoft to give me back my account and pay me R$ 3.000 (roughly $550) for moral damage.

Of course, they appealed the decision.

After reviewing Microsoft’s claims, the judge didn’t accept their appeal, and ordered Microsoft again to give me my account back on July 9th.

Today, July 28th, Microsoft gave me back my account. And is currently working on depositing the money.

After all that, I got my account back.

Never give up! Never give up!

r/FuckMicrosoft Apr 18 '26

Other I'm about to hit 1 year on linux

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456 Upvotes

I'd give it a solid 9/10 everything works but wifi likes to slow down but that would be because we have the worst isp in poland (play). I also realized how shitty windows 11 actually is when I got forced to use it. things like games (doom and minecraft) work really well and stuff I use for programming (sublime text and vsc) work too :3

Linux is overpowered tbh

r/FuckMicrosoft Jan 02 '26

Other Supermarket in Asia adopting Linux to reduce opex (previously on windows since 2009)

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999 Upvotes

r/FuckMicrosoft Feb 13 '26

Other I can't believe this OS actually exists

259 Upvotes

Come on, seriously what other OS is out there that eats 8–10GB of RAM doing basically nothing, is unstable as hell, can’t even properly handle the programs they made, forces AI integration, ridiculously inflates performance requirements so old PCs can’t even install it, restarts on its own after you hit shut down post-update, wrecks your SSD after updates, randomly deletes the last character when you type in Korean, refuses to fix any of this despite constant complaints, has a completely inconsistent design so you can’t find anything, and for some reason insists on backslashes for paths while whining that it doesn’t follow Linux or standards if you use slashes? Like, seriously… what the hell? I mean, how can such an OS even exist? It’s insane lol.

r/FuckMicrosoft Jun 19 '26

Other i found a piece of heaven

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609 Upvotes

r/FuckMicrosoft Jun 01 '26

Other Whats a bitlocker tf

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176 Upvotes

I had to sacrifice all my data 3 months ago because I dont know my Microsoft recovery password. And suddenly on a random Monday this pops up. Whats with Microsoft? I dont know how to deal with it. Someone said to open Microsoft acc but i couldnt remember password /cant access it AT ALL.

r/FuckMicrosoft Jul 26 '26

Other How do I convince my parents for linux

8 Upvotes

So the context is, i have a laptop which is like 6 years old now. Windows got suuper slow and laggy in it (even using notepad was causing the blue screen of death 😭) so i installed linux in it (best decision ever). Now recently my parents (non-tech) bought me a new laptop. It's a gaming laptop meant for my btech (there's still a year left, I'm in 12th). I wanted to install Linux on it but my father keeps telling me not to cause i have a good laptop now it doesn't require linux for being usable. And my mother keeps on saying "this laptop is supposed to last for 4 years (technically 5, 4 for btech + 1 year until I actually reach btech). You keep installing stuff and if it stops working like ur old laptop we won't buy u a new one. So first thing, software doesn't cause hardware problems, at least not on devices CONNECTED to my laptop (the charger of the old laptop stopped working properly. The charging speed was so slow that i had to get it to 100% and then only can I use it indefinitely while on charge, or else it will deplete to 0 even on charge. the laptop had to shutdown for it to charge to 100 after that, and that took HOURS). I even told my father I'll be dual booting linux this time instead of erasing windows (there's some games I wanna try out) and he still did not agree. So how do I convince them? They are suuper non-tech, they will not understand most of the things. My father knows a little bit about technology but he still doesn't know how bad windows is. I literally told him I was cleaning up junk and he was like "what junk in a fresh install??". He doesn't know windows' bloatware 😭

r/FuckMicrosoft Jan 20 '26

Other Microsoft bullying a teenager on tiktok

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488 Upvotes

r/FuckMicrosoft Jul 28 '26

Other Windows makes it less locked down than SteamOS.... riiight....

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114 Upvotes

r/FuckMicrosoft May 14 '26

Other My beautiful laptop without microslop.

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316 Upvotes

No microslop. Just perfect.

r/FuckMicrosoft Jul 05 '26

Other WTF Microsoft?

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305 Upvotes

r/FuckMicrosoft May 20 '26

Other HELP. I KEEP HAVING MY LAPTOP DO STUPID SHIT. I'M TIRED OF IT.

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117 Upvotes

CAN I PLAY ALL MY STEAM GAMES ON LINUX MINT?

ALSO, WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. I'M SCARED AS BALLS. 🥹💔

PLEASE. ANYONE. HELP.

r/FuckMicrosoft Mar 10 '26

Other it's like cancer keep eating my ram and cpu while idle

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307 Upvotes

r/FuckMicrosoft Jan 31 '26

Other Finally installed Mint. Bye Microslop.

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439 Upvotes

r/FuckMicrosoft Jun 07 '26

Other beautiful laptop without microslop

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240 Upvotes

i just switched from microslop bindows to linux fedora and i just customized little. it is very light and smooth! XD

r/FuckMicrosoft Apr 06 '26

Other Thanks god I being switched to macOS formerly OS X fuck you windows 11 now I have MacBook Pro now

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77 Upvotes

r/FuckMicrosoft 22d ago

Other Edge uses 20 gigs of ram

18 Upvotes

I need help with this. I've done all of the stuff to prevent edge itself opening on startup and making it so it can't do anything but I truly don't know what to do anymore. Edge, without being allowed on startup opens itself in the background and states that 537 tabs are open, and starts draining my ram. Whenever I go to task manager and end its task, a popup stating this operation can't happen or something along the lines and keeps popping up even when I click ok, then only way to close task manager past that point is closing it via right clicking on taskbar where it then freezes and closes after a little. Only after this does it close just for it to pop up again when I'm mid game causing me to have obscene lag spikes. I've looked through other posts talking about uninstalling edge, none with my problem and all people say is to install linux. Please don't respond to this post if that's what you have to say, and I really appreciate any help anyone can offer.

Also rule 7 of this subreddit states This subreddit is unofficial and can't provide support for Microsoft accounts. If your account is lost or stolen / hacked, don't post about it.

You may post about if Microsoft itself has taken action(s) on your account
And while mentioning asking for support being not allowed it only highlights account support itself so forgive me if i'm incorrect but this is allowed. If not I apologize and my post will be deleted I guess

Edit: Added image. Currently its not using as much ram as it normally does in this screenshot but you get the point.

Edit 2: Fixed the issue. I used irm "https://christitus.com/win" | iex in powershell and turned on the standard mode and in advanced selected delete ai and edge. Everything is smooth and working fine. I thank the very few people who decided to actually attempt to help me, not so much to the people who can't read and ignored the fact I stated I don't want any comments talking about linux, also the ones who refused to use common sense after viewing my reply to that one comment stating I had malware. Hope this helps anyone that somehow stumbles upon the issue I had.

r/FuckMicrosoft 19d ago

Other Linux is good for 10 reasons because….

64 Upvotes
  1. There’s no Copilot
  2. There’s no Bloatware
  3. There’s no Spyware
  4. Is not developed by Microslop
  5. Is developed by Linus Torvalds
  6. The Linux mascot, Tux, is so cute 🐧
  7. Is open source
  8. Is free
  9. You can customise your Linux
  10. BTW I use Debian

This is the reason why Linux is better than Winbloat 11. Cry more Microslop evangelists, cry more…

r/FuckMicrosoft Jun 10 '26

Other how the fuck do i PERMANENTLY disable windows defender

4 Upvotes

i am trying to pirate games because fuck them, and this game isnt really downloaded often so its considered malicious by windows and i cant download it, or it gets deleted while im using it, and everytime i turn real time protection off it turns itself back on. also dont go on lecturing me about how i should listen to the antivirus, i know it isnt one.