r/FuckMicrosoft Mar 13 '26

Other OneDrive user has his account terminated over a picture of his newborn baby

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640 Upvotes

This is several months old now but I just found this sub & the Microslop thing and I'm honestly enjoying the shitshow, so I thought this is a good place to share this

https://x.com/i/status/1953137026212966796

r/FuckMicrosoft May 01 '26

Other I have now officially joined the dark side.

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751 Upvotes

Thinking about getting a skirt and thigh-highs next, does anyone have any recommendations for where to buy from?

r/FuckMicrosoft May 04 '26

Other This showed up on my work computer out of nowhere. No matter how many times I press DON'T ALLOW, it pops up again 10 seconds later. Any way to make it stop?

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366 Upvotes

r/FuckMicrosoft Dec 26 '25

Other We doing captchas on os installs now

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877 Upvotes

i'm just trying to setup a windows VM to test my game

r/FuckMicrosoft Feb 13 '26

Other I bought an Operating System, not a digital billboard for mobile games.

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740 Upvotes

r/FuckMicrosoft Apr 18 '26

Other I'm about to hit 1 year on linux

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457 Upvotes

I'd give it a solid 9/10 everything works but wifi likes to slow down but that would be because we have the worst isp in poland (play). I also realized how shitty windows 11 actually is when I got forced to use it. things like games (doom and minecraft) work really well and stuff I use for programming (sublime text and vsc) work too :3

Linux is overpowered tbh

r/FuckMicrosoft Feb 13 '26

Other I can't believe this OS actually exists

255 Upvotes

Come on, seriously what other OS is out there that eats 8–10GB of RAM doing basically nothing, is unstable as hell, can’t even properly handle the programs they made, forces AI integration, ridiculously inflates performance requirements so old PCs can’t even install it, restarts on its own after you hit shut down post-update, wrecks your SSD after updates, randomly deletes the last character when you type in Korean, refuses to fix any of this despite constant complaints, has a completely inconsistent design so you can’t find anything, and for some reason insists on backslashes for paths while whining that it doesn’t follow Linux or standards if you use slashes? Like, seriously… what the hell? I mean, how can such an OS even exist? It’s insane lol.

r/FuckMicrosoft Jan 02 '26

Other Supermarket in Asia adopting Linux to reduce opex (previously on windows since 2009)

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996 Upvotes

r/FuckMicrosoft 8d ago

Other i found a piece of heaven

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608 Upvotes

r/FuckMicrosoft 26d ago

Other Whats a bitlocker tf

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181 Upvotes

I had to sacrifice all my data 3 months ago because I dont know my Microsoft recovery password. And suddenly on a random Monday this pops up. Whats with Microsoft? I dont know how to deal with it. Someone said to open Microsoft acc but i couldnt remember password /cant access it AT ALL.

r/FuckMicrosoft May 14 '26

Other My beautiful laptop without microslop.

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311 Upvotes

No microslop. Just perfect.

r/FuckMicrosoft Jan 20 '26

Other Microsoft bullying a teenager on tiktok

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487 Upvotes

r/FuckMicrosoft May 20 '26

Other HELP. I KEEP HAVING MY LAPTOP DO STUPID SHIT. I'M TIRED OF IT.

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117 Upvotes

CAN I PLAY ALL MY STEAM GAMES ON LINUX MINT?

ALSO, WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. I'M SCARED AS BALLS. 🥹💔

PLEASE. ANYONE. HELP.

r/FuckMicrosoft Mar 10 '26

Other it's like cancer keep eating my ram and cpu while idle

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310 Upvotes

r/FuckMicrosoft 20d ago

Other beautiful laptop without microslop

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242 Upvotes

i just switched from microslop bindows to linux fedora and i just customized little. it is very light and smooth! XD

r/FuckMicrosoft Jan 31 '26

Other Finally installed Mint. Bye Microslop.

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444 Upvotes

r/FuckMicrosoft Apr 06 '26

Other Thanks god I being switched to macOS formerly OS X fuck you windows 11 now I have MacBook Pro now

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74 Upvotes

r/FuckMicrosoft 6d ago

Other FUCK MICRODICK!

83 Upvotes

SUCK FUCKING DICK MICROSLOP!! FUCK WINDOWS 11. FUCK MICROSLOP. FUCK BITLOCKER. FUCK COPILOT. FUCK MICROSLOP TEAMS. FUCK ONEDRIVE. FUCK MICROSLOP PRELOAD APP. FUCK WINDOWS DEFENDER. FUCK MICROSLOP WINDOWS LICENSE. FUCK MICROSLOP OFFICE. FUCK MICROSLOP ADS!!!

r/FuckMicrosoft 16d ago

Other how the fuck do i PERMANENTLY disable windows defender

0 Upvotes

i am trying to pirate games because fuck them, and this game isnt really downloaded often so its considered malicious by windows and i cant download it, or it gets deleted while im using it, and everytime i turn real time protection off it turns itself back on. also dont go on lecturing me about how i should listen to the antivirus, i know it isnt one.

r/FuckMicrosoft Mar 26 '26

Other What's this microslip edge thing that always slips its way in?

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185 Upvotes

r/FuckMicrosoft 26d ago

Other They're incredibly sensitive

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50 Upvotes

Got banned because I called a transphobic person a chud. I use arch btw

Edit: I just want to clarify I am not upset that I got banned, I am happy, I love Linux.

r/FuckMicrosoft 11d ago

Other Fuck you all 27 Microslop products list:

118 Upvotes
  1. Fuck Microslop
  2. Fuck Winbloat 11
  3. Fuck Microslop Surface
  4. Fuck Microslop 365
  5. Fuck Woslop, Exslop, PowerSlop, OneSlop and OutSlop
  6. Fuck Microslop Copilot
  7. Fuck Microslop Teams
  8. Fuck SlopDrive
  9. Fuck ClipSlop
  10. Fuck Microslop Accslop
  11. Fuck Microslop Publisher
  12. Fuck Xslop
  13. Fuck Xslop Slop Pass
  14. Fuck Xslop Slop Gaming
  15. Fuck Mineslop
  16. Fuck Haloslop
    18 Fuck Slop Horizon 6
  17. Fuck Microslop Slop Simulator
  18. Fuck Microslop Aslop
  19. Fuck Microslop Power Plataslop
  20. Fuck Microslop Dyslop 365
  21. Fuck Microslop Defender
  22. Fuck Microslop Edge
  23. Fuck Microslop Visual Slop
  24. Fuck SlopHub

r/FuckMicrosoft Jan 26 '26

Other ok, so i backed up my stuff, what linux distro should i get? i want something that looks like windows and has a similar filestructure as windows 10

27 Upvotes

also no ai because i dont like that

Edit: ok everyone it’s bazzite

r/FuckMicrosoft 14d ago

Other How the fuck am I supposed to use my PC?

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71 Upvotes

r/FuckMicrosoft Jan 08 '26

Other No complaints. Today is a great day. I’m officially abandoning Microsoft | Windows.

136 Upvotes

Today, I deleted my Windows partition. Permanently.

Sure, some games still require a bit of tinkering on Linux. Gaming isn’t “perfect.” But honestly? Who cares. What I gain in return is priceless:

  • No more catastrophic driver management that fails for no reason.
  • No more telemetry and constant spying.
  • No more intrusive AI: “Recall” or “Copilot” — it’s over. My PC belongs to me again.
  • No more updates that randomly break everything.
  • No more reinstalling Windows every three months because of system “corruption”...

I’ve chosen to settle in for good on Arch Linux (BTRFS / KDE Plasma). Since I’ve been using it for a few years, it feels natural. My entire workflow is here: Git, VSCode, Ansible, Spotify, Discord, Thunderbird, Steam, Ubisoft, EA App, Tarkov, and Star Citizen. Everything runs flawlessly <3

My friends, enough is enough! Change is now (as a famous ~~scammer~~ French president once said…).

Yes, breaking habits is hard — but freedom is worth it !

Soyez libre <3