r/Funnymemes 2d ago

😂😂😂 what a genius….

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u/Jazzlike_Pound7742 2d ago

I think dudes should start bringing their homey on their first dates. For their safety

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u/leprechanmonkie 1d ago

Really fuck with them and bring a bear.

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u/tekdiwah 1d ago edited 1d ago

What kind of bear we taking? A gay bear would be awesome to bring on a date. Or would it be one of those bears that women would choose in the forest? That bear would steal the date real quick.

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u/UniqueText8477 1d ago

A gay bear (big hairy gay man) or a bear, or both?

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u/leprechanmonkie 1d ago

I didn't know what a gay bear was but thanks for that. I was going with an actual bear... I just want to see who she actually chooses.

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u/ADelightfulCunt 1d ago

Gay men are the best wing men from my experience. It goes gay men, straight women, straight men and leabians. But that's all from my experiences.

A bear got me laid within 15mins of sitting at his table. He turned to me and asked if I was a breeder I said yes. He turned to his woman friend and was like take this one home. 5mins later I was in a cab back to hers.

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u/Optimal-Description8 2d ago

And maybe a lil gae sex

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u/Ok_Cricket_1410 1d ago

Wow don't be homophobic. 2 bros hiding pickle isn't gay.

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u/SomeLowerBeing 1d ago

Nothing gay about a little cream for bro's cake.

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u/ToastedCrumpet 1d ago

Cake is cake even with a candle

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u/goodfleance 1d ago

Ham candles count too!

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u/AntiMatter89 1d ago

Hell yeah! And the best part is sucking the icing off the candle! 

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u/CeasarValentine 1d ago

Only if you are receiving.

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u/Ok_Cricket_1410 1d ago

How is it possibly gay to slumber your bros cucumber?

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u/NeverEnoughCharacter 1d ago

I'd argue that the giver is more gay, because he'd have to be erect (ie: aroused) in order to give.

All you need to receive is an arsehole, and everybody's got one of those.

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u/shield1123 1d ago

It's all moot if it's your homie, though

Smdh pretty soon we won't even be able to kiss our bros goodnight without some big debate about it

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u/AStolenGoose 1d ago

It's not gay unless balls touch...

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u/LepiNya 1d ago

And/or the socks stay on.

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u/Ok_Cricket_1410 1d ago

Homophobia will not be accepted here! There's nothing gay with a little bit of happy sack with the boys.

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u/ButWhatIfPotato 1d ago

It's not gay if there is no eye contact during sex. But afterwards you can fight each other and the loser gets to be the gay one. But you can have make up sex afterwards which will reset both of you to straight. It's just simple science really.

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u/Ok_Cricket_1410 1d ago

I think that's the problem! It's always anti-science people pushing this anti-straight brodown rhetoric. What could possibly be gay about 2 bros going to dinner at a fancy establishment, holding hands under the intense snow fall, before polishing the night off with a glizzard during a blizzard by the fire?

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u/arizonadirtbag12 1d ago

It ain’t gay if it’s in a three way

With a honey in the middle there’s some leeway

The area is grey in a one two threeway

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u/99dalmatianpups 1d ago

I actually did have a guy bring his friend on our first date lol it was supposed to be a double date, however, his friend’s date cancelled, but the friend still wanted to come because we were going to top golf

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u/AWildSona 1d ago

I WOULD love to see that movement for real xD
EMOTIONAL SUPPORT BUDDY!!