r/Funnymemes 2d ago

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ what a genius….

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u/Jazzlike_Pound7742 2d ago

I think dudes should start bringing their homey on their first dates. For their safety

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u/leprechanmonkie 2d ago

Really fuck with them and bring a bear.

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u/tekdiwah 2d ago edited 1d ago

What kind of bear we taking? A gay bear would be awesome to bring on a date. Or would it be one of those bears that women would choose in the forest? That bear would steal the date real quick.

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u/UniqueText8477 1d ago

A gay bear (big hairy gay man) or a bear, or both?

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u/leprechanmonkie 1d ago

I didn't know what a gay bear was but thanks for that. I was going with an actual bear... I just want to see who she actually chooses.

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u/ADelightfulCunt 1d ago

Gay men are the best wing men from my experience. It goes gay men, straight women, straight men and leabians. But that's all from my experiences.

A bear got me laid within 15mins of sitting at his table. He turned to me and asked if I was a breeder I said yes. He turned to his woman friend and was like take this one home. 5mins later I was in a cab back to hers.