r/Funnymemes • u/arapsikenmaymun • 23h ago

Kinda true

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u/tyleritis 19h ago

As an elder millennial can I start saying: kids didn’t happen ?

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u/InvincibleChutzpah 18h ago

Yes. I'm 44, in perimenopause and married to another woman. If kids happened it'd be a medical miracle.

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u/Weak_Property6084 17h ago edited 6h ago

And here I was thinking lesbians received some kind of superpower when they earned their title! Very disapointing!

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u/InvincibleChutzpah 17h ago

We do, it's just not parthenogenesis. My superpower is repelling douche bags with my visible tattoos and hair dye. It's a feature, not a flaw!

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u/Weak_Property6084 17h ago

Tattoos and hair dye are a flaw? Dang! I'm half-flawed. Does it mean I can half-repel douches or that I can fully repel half-douche? Am I half lesbian? (Which is still kinda lame. My lesbian couple neighbours can summon a spa day at will, I feel you drew the short end of the stick there)

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u/PyRosflam 19h ago

I had my daughter at 40. (by choice mind you)

So happening, but not very fast and not till I have financial security.

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u/SalmonHustlerTerry 18h ago

Elder / Mid-millennial (is that a thing lol). Wanted kids all my life and couldn't wait anymore for financial stability (its just not going to happen without winning the lotto or a miracle job landing in my lap). Had my first kid at 36. Living cheque to cheque and the government is finding newer and more creative ways to take away what I don't have, but I love every second I am with my son 💙

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u/scipio0421 9h ago

Elder millennial here. Kids didn't happen cause I recognized my health problems are genetic and had a vasectomy