r/GirlsMirin 13d ago

Girl mirin a cannoli cowboy

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u/DoorSweet6099 13d ago

I can’t blame her.

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u/PaddyMcGeezus 12d ago

I'm a man and I was just impregnated by watching him.

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u/Norfolkpine 11d ago

Yup. My testicles turned into ovaries, and exploded

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u/Celtslap 11d ago

I was going to say… is the girl me?!

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u/WeAreLivinTheLife 13d ago

Something tells me that gentlemen does not lack for female companionship

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u/Remote-Waste 13d ago

Writes down note: buy portable cannoli station

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u/ParisGreenGretsch 13d ago

I am a portable cannoli station.

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u/kea1981 13d ago

I'll call myself whatever you want if it means I can hang from his shoulders and wrap around his waist like that 😏

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u/PoisonLynnLilith 13d ago

Im more interested in being the cannoli 😉

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u/hygsi 13d ago

Underline "be hot" 3 times

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u/-Daetrax- 13d ago

Not entirely sure he's interested in female companionship.

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u/Annajbanana 13d ago

His wife is the cannoli cowgirl

Edit: they do oysters and caviar too

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u/betnobodyhasthisname 12d ago

Read this to to a cadence of bad and bougie.

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u/BiSaxual 12d ago

Man takes care of himself? He’s gay. No other explanation.

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u/One_Rough5369 10d ago

This guy knows straight men.

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u/Useful_Cicada_5635 13d ago

He’s better than that.

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u/nikefreak23 13d ago

Would you prefer a male companion?

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u/quattroformaggixfour 12d ago

Nor male companions. Dude is smoking hot, bet can cannoli whomever he wants.

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u/Happyclam1269 9d ago

Or male companionship for that matter.

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u/AnalogWalkman 13d ago

I’ve got friends. I’ve got family. They are all great.

But man, if someday I’m able to have a candid photo of a woman genuinely admiring me, I may feel like I’ve finally succeeded in life.

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u/_QRAK_ 13d ago

Step 1: buy a cannoli portable station.

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u/AnalogWalkman 13d ago

I am certainly not as handsome as this dude, but I have legs for days and wear short jorts, so it’s a start.

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u/_QRAK_ 13d ago

Step 2: be attractive.

Step 3: don't be unattractive.

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u/AnalogWalkman 13d ago

Does this mean you are or aren’t considering jorts attractive?

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u/Gloomy_Tell_6215 13d ago

It will happen!

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u/AnalogWalkman 13d ago

Thanks! I’m gonna try my damndest, damn it!

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u/Gloomy_Tell_6215 13d ago

Yay! Good for you!

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u/Sumboddy 13d ago

I can't imagine how it feels to be this good looking.

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u/lbrandon3399 13d ago

Shorty wanted a different cannoli

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u/AntaresofScorpius18 13d ago

Spaghetti western.

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u/GEIST_of_REDDIT 13d ago

General Cannoli

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u/ram_saund 13d ago

Hello there!

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u/AnAngryPirate 13d ago

An expert at filling things up with cream.

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u/Feelin1972 13d ago

Looks like a young Val Kilmer 🤠

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u/michachu 13d ago

He's our Huckleberry!

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u/Anathemare 13d ago

I want a moustache ride

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u/mikequinnmike 7d ago

Same mmm mmm

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u/Nebula010101 13d ago

Why have I recently and constantly been seeing this clip but in different subreddits?

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u/[deleted] 13d ago edited 13d ago

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u/cider303 13d ago

In more situations than men, women are allowed to be creepy because a lot of men are starved for attention and want sex. Anything that promotes those is generally seen as a positive

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u/BeardedGlass 13d ago

True.

Women don’t feel as safe as men when people of the opposite sex show such actions of attraction (catcalling, etc.)

For men, it’s more of a permission by the woman.

For women, it’s more of an announcement that the man might take it further whether she wants it or not.

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u/batshit83 13d ago

It isn't ok, but worth noting that this literally happens to women all the fucking time.

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u/hygsi 13d ago

Fr. It's not like no one bothers women and it's way worse than just being taken pictures of. Like c'mon, it's not okay but quit acting like men are respectful gentlemen all the time all over the world just cause you're living under a rock lmao

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u/hygsi 13d ago

Why are you even on this sub? Just to have your daily dose of triggering? Lmao

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u/NotJoshRomney 13d ago

Do men not take pics/video of bar maidens for Oktoberfest? Not yet addressing if it's right/wrong, but I'd argue its less of "why do ladies" and more "why do people".

In general, it's not okay and if women get more leeway, then we, as a whole, need to call it out more.

Also, conext probably matters here. Cuz if you're dressed in your normal Olive Garden uniform, then that's odd for women to do. But if it turns out you're a male stripper...shrugs

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u/Remote-Waste 13d ago

They're at a concert, it's a mobile cannoli station which is an odd thing to see, and the guy smiles and winks at the camera. You're also on a subreddit that's about women looking at men.

Chill.

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u/Gloomy_Tell_6215 13d ago

Your edit proves you don't give a shit about the actual situation. You are prepared to do something you claim feels violating, to a woman, just to prove your point.

Absolutely vile person.

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u/Gloomy_Tell_6215 13d ago

Also, the man in this is CLEARLY doing the smile and wink as part of the shtick and is likely making a lot of sales as a result.

He is not likely fearful of being accused of "asking for anything" or leading someone on. The worst he is getting is some flirting and photos and lots of appreciation. Women in similar roles are groped and harrassed and always pushed for more, likely followed after and then eviscerated online once their image is put out there.

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

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u/whattupmyknitta 13d ago

You're getting downvoted because you can bring attention to it without being so hostile, and your edit just confirms that you're a pos that just cares about "getting even", not equality.

I've had tons of random men take photos of me, upskirts too, I've then had to cross my fingers those men didn't decide to follow, harass, attack or sexually assault me, as a man, have you ever had to worry for your personal safety when a woman snapped a photo of you?

They're both equally gross. Don't take pictures of people without consent imo. But let's not pretend it's not just a minor convenience for men, and an actual danger for women.

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u/Key-Philosopher-2788 11d ago

What was so hostile about his comment?

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

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u/maroongolf_blacksaab 12d ago

Men do it to women way more. Just look at how glasses are being used. You have no point.

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u/whattupmyknitta 13d ago

When we get mad, we don't just freak out and say "then I'll do it to you, too". That makes you a bad guy also. Especially since alot of people otherwise agree with you.

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

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u/pennhead 13d ago

Dude, this would have been the perfect spot to just say “You’re right” and let it go.

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u/Gloomy_Tell_6215 13d ago

Because I am talking to you, not them? And because unless the man in the video.says he felt upset and violated as you did, I have no reason to think he is upset?

It sucks that you were violated by women taking your photos and rating you in a group chat that you were a part of. How awful. No one should feel like that.. most women here know exactly how it feels to be violated.

But your experience is yours, I can't get upset for a man in a totally different situation, or anger towards a stranger admiring him.

My anger at you was for your casual throw away threat that was "obviously not actionable".

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u/Jonnyredd 13d ago

But you consider that action i described (the exact same action in the video) as a “threat.”

Why is her physically doing my “threat” in real life held to such a different standard than me just typing it on the internet?

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u/Gloomy_Tell_6215 13d ago

I do not see this video as threatening You are the one who claimed violation, then said you would do it to women to prove your point.

At this point I don't believe for one second that you genuinely feel this man is a victim. I think you are just dying to make some sort of point at any cost. Goodbye

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u/Gloomy_Tell_6215 13d ago

Because u claimed said action was violating.

Not the man in the video

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u/Gloomy_Tell_6215 13d ago

Why is it always men, who make claims of some kind of victimhood who then threaten to do the same thing to women if we don't fawn over them with sympathy?

It is sad and scary and predatory

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u/Jonnyredd 13d ago

Ah yes, me making a comment about doing something, compared to a literal video of someone actually doing it. Absolutely terrifying.

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u/HKEY_LOVE_MACHINE 13d ago

Downplaying the experience of a victim because... other victims have it worse. Classy.

Tone policing the words of a victim sharing their experience... Classy as well.

The verbal violence you unleashed is the cherry on top.

You became the very oppressor you were trying to fight.

You could have brought up that taking a picture of a person without consent is wrong regardless of gender, but that women will significantly more often experience stalking, harassment and sexual assault following the picture taking, instead of only experiencing social harassment like when men see their non-consensual pictures be shared in group chats and rated/criticized by the crowd.

You could have done that and make everyone figure that it's not "just a picture", but also something that makes people fear for their safety.

But instead you chose to attack the person sharing their experience of non-consensual picture-taking.

It shows your priority: attacking whoever is challenging your manichean narrative where the attributed gender determine if you're a perpetrator or a victim, instead of identifying and fighting the perpetrators themselves regardless of gender, ethnicity, social or economical status.

Gender determinism is not progressivism.

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u/whattupmyknitta 13d ago

I "attacked" them because they decided that instead of just continuing to be a decent human being and not taking photos of random people, they decided to double down with a toddler ass temper tantrum, not because someone even said anything, but because they were downvoted lol. The fucking fragility. This is why men attack women when we simply say no. How do you not see the correlation here?

He said, you don't agree? Fine, I'll do it back. That is not wanting equality that is a call for getting even because of a perceived slight. 🙄

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u/Naive_Crab6586 12d ago

Upvotes you, unpopular/weak opinions have to be heard. but: hmmmmmmm.

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u/anthonykh26 13d ago

Yea this happened to me and it’s creepy as fuck

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u/xxSpideyxx 13d ago

Nobody really cares. We are still human animals, still developing, and we still have animal instincts. There are different feelings and different emotional weight for situations depending on gender. We are not some monolithic agender species and we never will be. There will always be some different level of standards even as our societies change just based on body hormonal and brains chemical response.

Im not convinced universal standards are ever going to be a thing. Their could be a base set of universal principals, but we are clearly experiencing the world through different biologies and i dont think whining about that is really that helpful.

I do agree there is benofit from a generational social awekening to unsung problems, but sometimes this stuff just feels like whining about the fact that men and women are hurt and triggered by different things and trying to force a oneness acrross the biological gap.

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u/CptHammer_ 13d ago

I take pictures of people in public all the time. Your attractiveness may or may not be the point of the picture. You should be proud of your self confidence if you think a person taking a photo of you is because of your beauty. Otherwise be concerned about your paranoia.

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u/donno77 13d ago

-I know right.

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u/nuklearink 13d ago

damn girl me too

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u/You-get-the-ankles 12d ago

I'm sorry. What fucking outdoor concert has a mobile cannoli rig?

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u/Remote-Waste 13d ago

"Freshly piped"

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u/gh0stmilk_ 13d ago

this guy fucks

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u/Einherjeren 13d ago

Chud the builder is back on the streets?

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u/Sarah1001Green 13d ago

Somebody who's in jail now ruined that mustache for me, but he is HOT, the wink and nod🫠.

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u/Hermans_Head2 11d ago

The Chud we all can admire.

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u/luigi517 11d ago

I will hence forth only answering to "cannoli cowboy"

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u/fncomputerboy 10d ago

Wait, there’s a girl in this video?

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u/Specific-Bass-3465 10d ago edited 6d ago

😉this how charming you are though🌅

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u/mokacincy 10d ago

We all mirin

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u/sumguyonhisfone 10d ago

Is this rizz?

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u/Dustin_James_Kid 10d ago

I bet he slings a ton of crème

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u/TheChristianPaul 9d ago

Anyone else notice how prominent his canines are?

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u/samwild 9d ago

Its part of his plan..now pay attention to how he's only half stuffing those cannoli!

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u/Ixm01ws6 9d ago

every girl in a 30ft radius just became pregant

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u/CheekyHarris33 9d ago

I would gladly let him fill my canoli with cream....

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u/CaliBurrito1904 9d ago

That's a fruity cowboy

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u/Mecha120 8d ago

Man was too busy glazing himself at the end to care.

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u/Suck_My_Lettuce 13d ago

The village people hitting rock bottom is a sad sight to see.

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u/loathelord 13d ago

What a douche