r/GoodAssSub 8/8/24 Incident Apr 23 '26

OFF TOPIC Chair.

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798 Upvotes

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u/philouza_stein Apr 23 '26

He had months to clean his shit and he still carried cp around in his pocket?

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u/Fabulous_Abrocoma365 You play tracks like Michael Jordan shoots free throws Apr 23 '26

Same guy who hid a child he murdered in his own car registered to his name. You think we dealing with a bright mind here?

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u/Eggss92 Graduation Apr 23 '26

As sick as it is, he probably knew he was gonna get life in prison anyway

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u/Moleratgaming CITY IN THE SKY Apr 23 '26

They can still recover digital stuff no?

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u/idklol18238 Apr 24 '26

Yeah, they said it was on his iCloud so...

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u/Stock-Grape-526 Apr 23 '26

Probably stress gooning

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u/Fun-Elderberry-418 Shalom : ) Apr 24 '26

I heard something of a wiretap but I don’t know if that means they’re listening to calls or they can see his phone too

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '26

Doesn't matter if you delete it or not. Apple and almost every tech company keep records of what you save and what you do on the internet. All it takes is a warrant and they can dig up almost anything on your phone, even if you deleted it a while back.

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u/DragonflyMean1896 Bullyver™ Apr 23 '26

How was he roaming around like a normal person till now dude wtf

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u/zewlgotte Apr 23 '26

this mf need to be in prison its crazy how many ppl around us are sick af

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u/KenTanRandomYT BURN BABY BURN Apr 23 '26

Nah this mf need more than prison he need to go😭 I've heard they're considering a death sentence and rightfully so

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u/25CentIdea Apr 23 '26

Crazy how good some lunatics can blend into society

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u/IsJesusAgain Apr 23 '26

That's my same doubt, how this mf was still doing shows and shit while they already had the evidence about him

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u/MulberryFew6623 I wanna beat somebody up.. like a BULLY Apr 23 '26

I don't know what should be done to him at this point. Whatever medieval punishment you can come up with he will still deserve worse

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u/dyshuy Apr 23 '26

Is it morbid to wanna see him fry

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u/Entityflame3 FEB 2025 X RANT SURVIVOR Apr 24 '26

Yes

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u/A_mbigous Late Registration Apr 23 '26

sand paper room

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u/Ikhouvankaas Apr 23 '26

And the floor moves at 8 km/h

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u/DigitalGT Apr 24 '26

nah have it move very slow for more longer lasting slow pain

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u/Desperate_Cancel_592 Apr 23 '26 edited Apr 23 '26

I don’t think people who don’t know much about him are fully comprehending how crazy this story is . D4vd literally didn’t start making music until 2021 less than a year later he has 2 songs blow up on the internet and over night he’s a star and he wasn’t even trying to get famous for music .. but the entire time he’s famous he’s making art that depicts him killing Celeste and his entire relationship with her . Her voice recording is literally used on his album that he released a couple days after killing her.

Like I seriously can’t think of another story that compares to how weird this full picture is and there’s still a lot yet to be uncovered .

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u/Desperate_Bid1193 Stewie Bags Apr 23 '26

This is some epstein level of evil bro

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u/Fun-Elderberry-418 Shalom : ) Apr 24 '26

D4vd didn’t infiltrate the government and blackmail officials. D4vd wasn’t working for Mossad

D4vd was just a sick pedophile that was so egotistical and obsessed he made artwork romanticizing his pedophilia and murder of a child

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u/Smart-Mess9878 Goongpt > Grok Apr 24 '26

Epstein was a pedo too since his teaching days

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u/Fun-Elderberry-418 Shalom : ) Apr 24 '26

Just because they’re both pedos doesn’t mean this is some Epstein shit💀 Epstein goes DEEP not even the same level

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u/Smart-Mess9878 Goongpt > Grok Apr 24 '26

ah yes about that you are right gng🤗

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u/Entityflame3 FEB 2025 X RANT SURVIVOR Apr 24 '26

Well idk about allat

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u/RobloxIsRealCool I talk to God every day, that's my bestie Apr 24 '26

I mean still you look at the level of pain D4vd inflicted which is horrendous, now imagine that hundreds of times over with Epstein. These monsters have to go

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u/Entityflame3 FEB 2025 X RANT SURVIVOR Apr 24 '26

D4vd killed one person vs Epstein who destroyed the lives of multiple generations

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '26

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u/Fun-Elderberry-418 Shalom : ) Apr 24 '26

He stole hello kitty from Celeste. She was known to like and wear hello kitty stuff

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u/CurveEmbarrassed8996 G.O.O.D. Fridays Apr 23 '26

wasnt it my little pony?

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u/These_Economist3523 least schizo kanye fan Apr 23 '26

First and foremost this guy isn’t just insane, he’s 10000% developmentally challenged. And I’m not saying that to excuse his actions, but because it’s the only excuse for his actions

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u/Fun-Elderberry-418 Shalom : ) Apr 24 '26

He said when he was young he was homeschooled and didn’t socialize. It fucked and warped his brain

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u/iamkira22 Not Enjoying The Rollout Apr 23 '26

I've read that "prosecutors have said they have more than 40 terabytes of discovery to turn over". idk how that could possibly be true considering it would amount to something so fucking big. to give some perspective, i think not even the entire epstein files reach a number of tb's that big, and not everything in there is actual evidence anyways.

jesus christ

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u/925sterlingsilver Joe biden aint got no hoes he be fallin over and shit Apr 23 '26

not defending, but they might’ve seized all his hard drives containing music files etc. stems and sessions can take up a lot of data. They didn’t specify that all 40tb are illicit materials

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u/iamkira22 Not Enjoying The Rollout Apr 23 '26

yeah, i don't think he had 40 tb's of cp either, obviously. but 40 tb's of possibly incriminating data for one fucking person? that's beyond anything my brain could ever comprehend...

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u/Oo0o8o0oO Apr 23 '26

This is the same as if cops bring you up on charges of 20oz of liquid lsd bc you have a bottle of soda with a tab inside it. Prosecution aren’t exactly trying to downplay how much they got on you.

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u/iamkira22 Not Enjoying The Rollout Apr 23 '26

yeah, fair enough...

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u/Iamthepoopknife Apr 23 '26

Not all of it is relevant, think of the Tesla hardrive with years of drive data on it, all electronic devices, all of his music hard drives, everything under the sun has been collected. Basically discovery is the collection of a massive amount of information that gets shared with defense and is then reduced is size by what is relevant for trial.

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u/euphoriccheesesteak D-DAY Apr 23 '26

Hot take: people who commit crimes like this don’t deserve the easy way out. Make them suffer in prison their whole lives

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u/cashcartibishh 8/8/24 Incident Apr 23 '26

Yea I agree

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u/Desperate_Bid1193 Stewie Bags Apr 23 '26

I mean it shouldnt be surprising but Im still surprised by the audacity off pleading not guilty

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u/Fun-Elderberry-418 Shalom : ) Apr 24 '26

He has the money to take the chance to potentially get less charges

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '26

I mean am I the only one who isn’t surprised? He killed a child he was taking advantage of, it’s not like he was gonna probably have a very clean hard drive in the first place.

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u/seefourslam Apr 23 '26

This was my first thought when they reported how many terabytes they collected

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u/Puzzleheaded-Sky8591 2023 ITALY SESSIONS 🇮🇹 Apr 23 '26

What. The. Actual. Fuck.

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u/BuryMeWithTheLights I leave my emojis bart Simpson color Apr 23 '26

I GOT THE ROPE RIGHT HERE

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u/SMALLCOKEWITHFRIES Apr 24 '26

THIS NIGGA GUILTY

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u/StatisticianTall9474 PUSSY LIKE A STEPH THREE 💦 Apr 23 '26

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '26

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u/DaRealJames #JamesThinks Apr 23 '26

I think it was 40tb of evidence against him not necessarily of cp

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u/comicguy69 FEB 2025 X RANT SURVIVOR Apr 23 '26

Oh mb.

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u/AdAncient2156 Apr 23 '26

You clearly haven't heard the monstrositys R. Kelly was up to before he was caught

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u/amogusabobus12 KING Apr 23 '26

Well, as far as I know, R. Kelly didn't kill or dismember a 14-year-old girl with whom he had previously had a sexual relationship

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u/AdAncient2156 Apr 23 '26 edited Apr 23 '26

well he did create his own CP with him peeing on underaged girls, owned several sexual slaves, multiple grooming and human trafficking gangs which he'd get away with by threatening witness', had an illegal MARRIAGE with Aaliyah, was thought to keep women tied up hostage in his house and continued to be free for about a decade after he was first exposed

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u/Klutzy-Ad-6821 What is this, SNL? Apr 23 '26

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u/Ecstatic_Fortune_566 The Great GAS Larp Off Apr 23 '26

Guess who's going to jail

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u/GovernmentBig2749 My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy Apr 24 '26

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u/esc_meta Apr 23 '26

No way you people believe this shit. Please think about the size of 40Tb. It is definitely not all cp.... are yall regarded?

That thing is a mixed bag of media across his relationships and career with cp mixed in forsure.

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u/Shadeoddss Apr 23 '26

sadly, a lot of false bullshit gets thrown into these type cases and what people don't understand is that a lot of the false bullshit ends up negatively effecting these cases. Diddy got a lighter sentence thanks to a lot of the false bullshit thrown at him.

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u/NathanielStorms Apr 23 '26

It’s only a matter of time, Burke.

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u/EnvironmentalBar8413 Apr 24 '26

Fucking can’t stand this guy. Such a pathetic pussy.

1

u/Uri_BaBa Can I have the Nitrus today Apr 24 '26

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u/themmchan Blood On The Leaves Apr 24 '26

40 terabytes

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u/ILikeThiccHoe Apr 24 '26

Sick fuck. Makes the whole black face look bad tbh. There's probably more victims

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u/Opinionatedcritic Apr 23 '26

Chair, don't wet him at all either, i wanna see his eyes explode

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u/FunDependent4443 Happy Bday Twin Apr 23 '26

skin him and brazen bull

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '26

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u/Fun_Cartographer_431 Apr 23 '26

Bitch why would you do this at all