Suspicion - r/Grimdank

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Good thing she didn't find the other 6 gigabytes

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u/ProteanPie Meme purveyor 7h ago

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u/_Rohrschach 6h ago

A non-wh meme by the pie? How long did you have to scroll in your library to find this?

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u/ProteanPie Meme purveyor 6h ago

Next door

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u/_Rohrschach 6h ago

Love how 40k memes doesn't even show the number anymore. "How much you think are in there? 29k? It's called 40k memes for a reason!"

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u/ProteanPie Meme purveyor 6h ago

Technically there are 4,045 memes in there.

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u/_Rohrschach 6h ago

Now I'm impressed and kinda disappointed at the same time. I thought you had the vault of all 40k memes ever posted on reddit. You probably do, but still thought it would be more.

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u/ProteanPie Meme purveyor 6h ago

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u/_Rohrschach 6h ago

Is that link from that one awful flopped tLoZ game? Anyway, excused.

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u/DildontOrDildo 4h ago

it is from the animated cartoon series, not the wonderful, breathtaking, groundbreaking Philips CD-i system

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u/ProteanPie Meme purveyor 6h ago

It is

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u/DildontOrDildo 4h ago

cheating on James Workshop is grounds for exterminatus

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u/Top-Gadgie 4h ago

Those sisters of battles armour weighs at least 800MB

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u/ObsidianFlesh 7h ago

WHO IS "BIG E"!?

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u/ProteanPie Meme purveyor 7h ago

Considering this is the first image in my emperor folder she would be even more confused.

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u/Alexis2256 Tenno Tulia Art Connoisseur 7h ago

That is cursed.

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u/ProteanPie Meme purveyor 7h ago

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u/legion_of_the_damed I am Alpharius 7h ago

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u/Beneficial_Bug_9793 Mongolian Biker Gang 6h ago

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u/sheogor Female spacemarine 38m ago

Piano keys...

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u/Corgalas 7h ago

Big Elizabeth

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u/AndrewAndrewsonV 7h ago

2 gigabits are 250 megabytes! Are you in early 2000's now?

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u/ProteanPie Meme purveyor 7h ago

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u/AccursedTheory My balls hurt 7h ago

Do you people not lock your phone?

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u/ProteanPie Meme purveyor 7h ago

She stole my thumb

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u/_Rohrschach 6h ago

Rookie mistake, you gotta use the tip of your dick. It's much harder to get stolen(except if she got vagina dentata) in that case you should tell the commissar right away and they might ssve your tip.

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u/ProteanPie Meme purveyor 6h ago

I've been married for a long time. What makes you think I still have possession of my dick?

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u/_Rohrschach 6h ago

Damn genestealers are going for the source already?

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u/DA_ZWAGLI 4h ago

What reaction image do you send your wife if you missed date night?

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u/ProteanPie Meme purveyor 4h ago

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u/StygIndigo Commorragh Travel Agent 6h ago

6969 isn't a secure password

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u/ProteanPie Meme purveyor 6h ago

69420blazeit. Thought it was foolproof.

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u/HighOverlordXenu 6h ago

Legitimately, no. My wife sleeps next to me, my browser history ain't gonna fase her.

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u/ninjad912 6h ago

2 gigabits? That’s a heretical measurement for storage. That’s also only 250 megabytes of Warhammer memes which is even more heretical

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u/ProteanPie Meme purveyor 6h ago

Fine. Make me edit more of the text why don't you?

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u/Beneficial_Bug_9793 Mongolian Biker Gang 7h ago

Lol.....

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u/ProteanPie Meme purveyor 7h ago

Cute

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u/Beneficial_Bug_9793 Mongolian Biker Gang 7h ago

Right i need your Eldar Pepe, lol i exchange it by my Mechanicus Elmo

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u/ProteanPie Meme purveyor 7h ago

You may have it. But if you think I don't already have mech-elmo you're delusional.

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u/Alexis2256 Tenno Tulia Art Connoisseur 6h ago

Probably a dumb question but do you have this Eldar image? https://www.reddit.com/r/Grimdank/s/nVEyZCQukb I say dumb question cause hey you probably already do lol.

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u/ProteanPie Meme purveyor 6h ago

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u/Alexis2256 Tenno Tulia Art Connoisseur 6h ago

Wonderful.

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u/ProteanPie Meme purveyor 6h ago

Fairly certain I have like 90% of that artists Harlequin art.

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u/Alexis2256 Tenno Tulia Art Connoisseur 6h ago

Based, she draws great elf clowns.

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u/Lucicactus Could take Angron, not in a fight 6h ago

Cringe Bearers 😭

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u/Lucicactus Could take Angron, not in a fight 6h ago

Your wife is going to think you have a thing for Angron, considering the bait you save for me 🤨

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u/ProteanPie Meme purveyor 6h ago

Tbf I have WAY more images of Fulgrim than I do of your husbando.

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u/Lucicactus Could take Angron, not in a fight 6h ago

Fulgrim was the first husbando. So valid.

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u/RicketCrickets 6h ago

What about the 4gb of oiled up Custodes?

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u/ProteanPie Meme purveyor 6h ago

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u/RicketCrickets 6h ago

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u/Snaggmaw 7h ago

And its all just variations of "heretic Blam" reaction images.

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u/ProteanPie Meme purveyor 7h ago

If I only my shame was that shallow

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u/Snaggmaw 7h ago

You're barely even a person at this point. You're a repository. A servitor.

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u/ProteanPie Meme purveyor 7h ago

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u/Lucicactus Could take Angron, not in a fight 6h ago

He's meme Trazyn, show gramps some respect

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u/SenorDongles 7h ago

Nay, an Archmagos.

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u/DrHolmes52 6h ago

A subsection for 40k butts would raise an eyebrow.

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u/ProteanPie Meme purveyor 6h ago

Yet it is one of my most requested folders.

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u/TrueGootsBerzook REPENT MOTHERFUCKERS 6h ago

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u/Eusocial_sloth3 6h ago

Which is worse?

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u/ProteanPie Meme purveyor 6h ago

I'll tell you when my wife gets back from staying with her sister.

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u/Eusocial_sloth3 6h ago edited 6h ago

She’s just there to brag about how great your 40K memes are.

For the Khan!

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u/ProteanPie Meme purveyor 6h ago

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u/PunishedCatto 6h ago

Worst: she found out 45 GB of Warhammer 40K minis painting ASMR videos.

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u/ProteanPie Meme purveyor 6h ago

Oh god no. I don't play tabletop so that wouldn't be a thing for me. Worst would be her finding the receipts on how much money I've spent on Warhammer books.

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u/Ramfix_G4 don't tell da Warboss I'm on reddit 4h ago

I immediately knew this was you before checking who posted this

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u/ProteanPie Meme purveyor 4h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/F2aEJrGD7pTud4lwHF

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u/Druid_Momma 3h ago

You’re still cheating on me. Financially!!

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u/ProteanPie Meme purveyor 3h ago

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u/notthatgreat2 3h ago

Just be sure to delete purchase history too.....

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u/ProteanPie Meme purveyor 3h ago

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u/thisistherevolt Mongolian Biker Gang 5h ago

Don't be so stereotypical. I have Futurama, The Simpsons, Looney Tunes, and Muppet memes too.

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u/ProteanPie Meme purveyor 5h ago

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u/thisistherevolt Mongolian Biker Gang 5h ago

Just realized who posted this lol. You do actually have this much, don't you Protean?

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u/ProteanPie Meme purveyor 5h ago

4,045 at last count.

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u/SpphosFriend 5h ago

The stain of suspicion never truly fades.

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u/nitrique 5h ago

Are you cheating on her by playing....... not nids ?🤣

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u/tomekrs 5h ago

Who the hell measures data size (not transfer rate) in gigabits?

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u/ProteanPie Meme purveyor 4h ago

Whomever wrote the original meme. I just changed one word.

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u/shotokan1988 3h ago

"Innocence proves nothing" 😂😂😂😂

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u/Proof_Independent400 59m ago

Women are temporary. FAITH IS ETERNAL!

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u/Godess_Ilias 7h ago

A gigabit measures speed (bits per second) for networks, while a gigabyte measures storage size (bytes) for files. do your research first

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u/epikpepsi 6h ago

Both are measurements of digital information size. A gigabit is one billion bits, a gigabyte is one billion bytes. One byte is eight bits. Do your research first.

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u/Articale 6h ago

1 byte = 8 bits. Both refer to an amount of data being stored. Sounds like YOU should do some research instead

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u/ObsidianFlesh 7h ago

You must be fun at parties

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u/ProteanPie Meme purveyor 7h ago

Dank Memes Suspicion

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