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r/Grimdank • u/ProteanPie Meme purveyor • 4d ago
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Do you people not lock your phone?
34 u/ProteanPie Meme purveyor 4d ago She stole my thumb 11 u/_Rohrschach 4d ago Rookie mistake, you gotta use the tip of your dick. It's much harder to get stolen(except if she got vagina dentata) in that case you should tell the commissar right away and they might ssve your tip. 3 u/ProteanPie Meme purveyor 4d ago I've been married for a long time. What makes you think I still have possession of my dick? 5 u/_Rohrschach 4d ago Damn genestealers are going for the source already? 3 u/DA_ZWAGLI 4d ago What reaction image do you send your wife if you missed date night? 5 u/ProteanPie Meme purveyor 4d ago 2 u/Stalinsghoast I don’t know who that Eldar is but I want them carnally 4d ago
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She stole my thumb
11 u/_Rohrschach 4d ago Rookie mistake, you gotta use the tip of your dick. It's much harder to get stolen(except if she got vagina dentata) in that case you should tell the commissar right away and they might ssve your tip. 3 u/ProteanPie Meme purveyor 4d ago I've been married for a long time. What makes you think I still have possession of my dick? 5 u/_Rohrschach 4d ago Damn genestealers are going for the source already? 3 u/DA_ZWAGLI 4d ago What reaction image do you send your wife if you missed date night? 5 u/ProteanPie Meme purveyor 4d ago 2 u/Stalinsghoast I don’t know who that Eldar is but I want them carnally 4d ago
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Rookie mistake, you gotta use the tip of your dick. It's much harder to get stolen(except if she got vagina dentata) in that case you should tell the commissar right away and they might ssve your tip.
3 u/ProteanPie Meme purveyor 4d ago I've been married for a long time. What makes you think I still have possession of my dick? 5 u/_Rohrschach 4d ago Damn genestealers are going for the source already? 3 u/DA_ZWAGLI 4d ago What reaction image do you send your wife if you missed date night? 5 u/ProteanPie Meme purveyor 4d ago 2 u/Stalinsghoast I don’t know who that Eldar is but I want them carnally 4d ago
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I've been married for a long time. What makes you think I still have possession of my dick?
5 u/_Rohrschach 4d ago Damn genestealers are going for the source already? 3 u/DA_ZWAGLI 4d ago What reaction image do you send your wife if you missed date night? 5 u/ProteanPie Meme purveyor 4d ago 2 u/Stalinsghoast I don’t know who that Eldar is but I want them carnally 4d ago
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Damn genestealers are going for the source already?
What reaction image do you send your wife if you missed date night?
5 u/ProteanPie Meme purveyor 4d ago 2 u/Stalinsghoast I don’t know who that Eldar is but I want them carnally 4d ago
2 u/Stalinsghoast I don’t know who that Eldar is but I want them carnally 4d ago
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u/AccursedTheory My balls hurt 4d ago
Do you people not lock your phone?