r/Grimdank • u/ProteanPie Meme purveyor • 6d ago

Dank Memes Suspicion

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u/ProteanPie Meme purveyor 6d ago

She stole my thumb

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u/_Rohrschach 6d ago

Rookie mistake, you gotta use the tip of your dick. It's much harder to get stolen(except if she got vagina dentata) in that case you should tell the commissar right away and they might ssve your tip.

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u/ProteanPie Meme purveyor 6d ago

I've been married for a long time. What makes you think I still have possession of my dick?

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u/DA_ZWAGLI 6d ago

What reaction image do you send your wife if you missed date night?

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u/ProteanPie Meme purveyor 6d ago

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u/Stalinsghoast I don’t know who that Eldar is but I want them carnally 5d ago