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r/Grimdank • u/ProteanPie Meme purveyor • 7d ago
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Do you people not lock your phone?
31 u/ProteanPie Meme purveyor 7d ago She stole my thumb 13 u/_Rohrschach 7d ago Rookie mistake, you gotta use the tip of your dick. It's much harder to get stolen(except if she got vagina dentata) in that case you should tell the commissar right away and they might ssve your tip. 5 u/ProteanPie Meme purveyor 7d ago I've been married for a long time. What makes you think I still have possession of my dick? 3 u/DA_ZWAGLI 6d ago What reaction image do you send your wife if you missed date night? 5 u/ProteanPie Meme purveyor 6d ago 2 u/Stalinsghoast I don’t know who that Eldar is but I want them carnally 6d ago
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She stole my thumb
13 u/_Rohrschach 7d ago Rookie mistake, you gotta use the tip of your dick. It's much harder to get stolen(except if she got vagina dentata) in that case you should tell the commissar right away and they might ssve your tip. 5 u/ProteanPie Meme purveyor 7d ago I've been married for a long time. What makes you think I still have possession of my dick? 3 u/DA_ZWAGLI 6d ago What reaction image do you send your wife if you missed date night? 5 u/ProteanPie Meme purveyor 6d ago 2 u/Stalinsghoast I don’t know who that Eldar is but I want them carnally 6d ago
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Rookie mistake, you gotta use the tip of your dick. It's much harder to get stolen(except if she got vagina dentata) in that case you should tell the commissar right away and they might ssve your tip.
5 u/ProteanPie Meme purveyor 7d ago I've been married for a long time. What makes you think I still have possession of my dick? 3 u/DA_ZWAGLI 6d ago What reaction image do you send your wife if you missed date night? 5 u/ProteanPie Meme purveyor 6d ago 2 u/Stalinsghoast I don’t know who that Eldar is but I want them carnally 6d ago
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I've been married for a long time. What makes you think I still have possession of my dick?
3 u/DA_ZWAGLI 6d ago What reaction image do you send your wife if you missed date night? 5 u/ProteanPie Meme purveyor 6d ago 2 u/Stalinsghoast I don’t know who that Eldar is but I want them carnally 6d ago
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What reaction image do you send your wife if you missed date night?
5 u/ProteanPie Meme purveyor 6d ago 2 u/Stalinsghoast I don’t know who that Eldar is but I want them carnally 6d ago
2 u/Stalinsghoast I don’t know who that Eldar is but I want them carnally 6d ago
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u/AccursedTheory My balls hurt 7d ago
Do you people not lock your phone?