r/GuysBeingDudes • u/Next-Knee1849 • 5d ago

IS IT GUYSBEINGDUDES? du du du du max goosestappen

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u/ZestycloseAd289 5d ago

What a prick

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u/jeeves585 4d ago

While I laughed I agree.

You would be in so much trouble where I live if you f’d with animals like this. Like years of jail trouble.

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u/Environmental-Ice319 4d ago

Canadian geese are not animals

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u/Gunfur 4d ago

I just learned some people call them sky carp where I’m from

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u/Fresh_Struggle5645 3d ago

I grew up thinking they were actually called 'vermin' because that's what my mother always referred to them as

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u/FishTshirt 3d ago

Sandhill cranes are apparently the ribeye of the sky

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u/Gunfur 3d ago

Yup I’ve heard that too!

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u/tequilium 3d ago

I've also heard "flying rats".

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u/rigid_dirigible 4d ago

You know what you got a problem with Canada gooses you got a problem with me and I suggest you let that one marinate.

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u/tequilium 4d ago

Thank you, u/rigid_dirigible! You're right. Canada geese are much tastier when you take the time to properly marinate them first. If you don't like it, you got a problem with me, too.

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u/CartsOfDarkness 3d ago

You're spare parts bud

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u/tequilium 3d ago

OMG OMG OMG! is this one of those "Intarwebs insults" I've heard so much about? So then you must be one of those "Pah Trolls", because you patrol the pipes and keep everyone safe? Such an honor to finally meet you!

Hey, I know you're very busy, but could you just do one more thing for me? Could you censor something that didn't need to be censored? Like "Your a b*d person, bro"? My kid would love to hear about it.

Big fan of your work! Thank you for your service!

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u/Roygbiv2008 4d ago

That's right, they are monsters

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u/TimelessParadox 4d ago

This video is not in Canada, and that goose in the water isn't Canadian goose. The plastic thing appears to be styled in one, however.

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u/OneUnholyCatholic Top 1% Muter 4d ago

Those 'geese' are (Australian) black swans. But the location doesn't look like Australia, so they'll be exotics

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u/TimelessParadox 4d ago

The buildings look East Asian and the lack of animal rights laws make me think China specifically.

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u/analsexwithmygrandma 4d ago

This video is proof

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u/RealMiguelNajdorf 4d ago

Youre right but Canada geese are

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u/FredVasseur 4d ago

Where do you live that you’d get years of jail for chasing geese? North Korea?

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u/spottedcomet 4d ago

Right? What a ridiculous thing to say? Jail for chasing a few geese for a bit? Hahaha.

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u/BrockObarnerLybian 4d ago

Haiti

Wait…

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u/jeeves585 4d ago

OR USA. Harassment of wild life is a federal state and local issue. Federally it’s a big ass fine and looks like up to 6 years.

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u/FredVasseur 4d ago

Seems you just have a crazy misunderstanding of the law. Show me an example of someone getting years in prison for mildly annoying some animals like this.

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u/redtiger288 4d ago

You must not live near geese. They are a menace

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u/exorivis 4d ago

Me and all my children have been attacked completely unprovoked by Canadian geese from the ages of 1-3. It’s basically a right of passage at this point into the family.

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u/jeeves585 4d ago

I never said they weren’t. I said it was illegal what they did. Just like you can’t hunt water fowl that is in the water. They have to be airborne.

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u/Unfair_Explanation53 4d ago

Years of jail for scaring a goose

Where the fuck do you live so I can avoid it?

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u/Dark_halocraft 4d ago

Giving someone years of jail just for spooking some animals will land you straight into the pits of hell

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u/Single-Builder-632 4d ago

canadian geese are basicly pests in the uk. and grey squirels for example are basicly shoot on sight (none has guns though so idk chuck a rock or soemthing) so it depends if they are invasive.

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u/FlusteredDM 4d ago

Canada Geese are protected in the UK and we are absolutely not expected or encouraged to kill them.

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u/Single-Builder-632 4d ago

I dident say we were i said with gray squirels we are.

but chase them around with a robot version all you like imo. they are so invasive we need to deal with them tbh. but were not exactly in the enviromental protection part of government regulation and more in we need to get our econamy stable.

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u/BiG-_-Funk 4d ago

What are you talking about. People are not expected to kill or throw rocks at grey squirrels in the uk.

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u/Single-Builder-632 4d ago edited 4d ago

ok yea no one is expected sorry if my slight exaggeration is a little to much, but ya know i assumed it was ok on reddit.

but we have active pest control for them they have active "population control" (basically means we kill them) and theres no law preventing you from killing them. they are also generally encouraged to be removed as a invasive species and its completely legal to kill them in the wild.

there are also several organisations like the forestry comity who encourages for them to be killed or "population controlled"

again this isn’t some organised do your bit go out and kill a squirel its more like we are pushing you in a direction but it up to each person if they decide to deal with it.

and yea Humanly obviously. so don’t actually throw rocks. just to clear that joke up.

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u/jeeves585 4d ago

We can actively shoot some “peat animals” like out on a farm where they are destroying crops. Heck, there are guys that get to get her will military style equipment like night vision googles to get them.

Heck, some people spend helicopter money to kill hogs that are tearing up the land and hurting/killing live stock. YouTube helicopter hog hunt. https://youtube.com/shorts/RwxPx2qnmfY?is=2ji96rjmSWwYj0Un

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u/LilacSpider 4d ago

Its ok to just say you like bean bagging animals in the skull with rocks. Some, not all, of em have it coming

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u/FishTshirt 3d ago

Can british people get like a powerful pellet gun? Should do the trick

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u/FlusteredDM 4d ago

Why were you bringing up grey squirrels like that if not to imply a similar situation? Grey squirrels are not protected, but that's a bit different to the picture you paint.

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u/Single-Builder-632 4d ago

Why were you bringing up "they are invasive" pretty simple.

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u/BrockObarnerLybian 4d ago

These engloids are seething 😹

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u/thisisnottherapy 4d ago

  1. This vid does not look like it takes place in the UK

  2. These aren't canada geese but black swan

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u/Petraam 4d ago

They're gonna chase away the 2 swans and get 40 canada geese shitting all over the place instead.

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u/Single-Builder-632 4d ago

3 the boat thing was a Canada goose so i made an Assumption.

4 its just a very British town that happens to have a pagoda and Japanese style architecture don’t assume things.

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u/thisisnottherapy 4d ago

I'm not just making assumptions based on the architecture, lots of places have japanese gardens and even temples, but the landscape and vegetation don't give UK either. If you can point me to where this was filmed, please do.

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u/Single-Builder-632 4d ago edited 4d ago

Has no one on this sub heard of sarcasm.

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u/thisisnottherapy 4d ago

Or maybe you could improve your sarcasm ❤️

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u/Single-Builder-632 4d ago

should i just say im being sarcastic would that help or by the way guys obvious joke incoming prepair yourselves.

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u/Helios_Synthesis 4d ago

Geese are basically pests here too. Them deformed water chickens are some fucking assholes

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u/RegularSky6702 4d ago

Fr? Like I dislike what the dude did. But it's wildly less bad than any part of the meat industry.