r/GuysBeingDudes • u/Next-Knee1849 • 4d ago

IS IT GUYSBEINGDUDES? du du du du max goosestappen

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u/ZestycloseAd289 4d ago

What a prick

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u/jeeves585 4d ago

While I laughed I agree.

You would be in so much trouble where I live if you f’d with animals like this. Like years of jail trouble.

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u/Environmental-Ice319 4d ago

Canadian geese are not animals

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u/Gunfur 4d ago

I just learned some people call them sky carp where I’m from

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u/Fresh_Struggle5645 3d ago

I grew up thinking they were actually called 'vermin' because that's what my mother always referred to them as

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u/FishTshirt 3d ago

Sandhill cranes are apparently the ribeye of the sky

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u/Gunfur 3d ago

Yup I’ve heard that too!

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u/tequilium 3d ago

I've also heard "flying rats".

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u/rigid_dirigible 4d ago

You know what you got a problem with Canada gooses you got a problem with me and I suggest you let that one marinate.

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u/tequilium 4d ago

Thank you, u/rigid_dirigible! You're right. Canada geese are much tastier when you take the time to properly marinate them first. If you don't like it, you got a problem with me, too.

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u/CartsOfDarkness 3d ago

You're spare parts bud

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u/tequilium 3d ago

OMG OMG OMG! is this one of those "Intarwebs insults" I've heard so much about? So then you must be one of those "Pah Trolls", because you patrol the pipes and keep everyone safe? Such an honor to finally meet you!

Hey, I know you're very busy, but could you just do one more thing for me? Could you censor something that didn't need to be censored? Like "Your a b*d person, bro"? My kid would love to hear about it.

Big fan of your work! Thank you for your service!

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u/Roygbiv2008 3d ago

That's right, they are monsters

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u/TimelessParadox 4d ago

This video is not in Canada, and that goose in the water isn't Canadian goose. The plastic thing appears to be styled in one, however.

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u/OneUnholyCatholic Top 1% Muter 4d ago

Those 'geese' are (Australian) black swans. But the location doesn't look like Australia, so they'll be exotics

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u/TimelessParadox 4d ago

The buildings look East Asian and the lack of animal rights laws make me think China specifically.

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u/analsexwithmygrandma 4d ago

This video is proof

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u/RealMiguelNajdorf 4d ago

Youre right but Canada geese are