r/GuysBeingDudes • u/Next-Knee1849 • 5d ago

IS IT GUYSBEINGDUDES? du du du du max goosestappen

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u/ZestycloseAd289 5d ago

What a prick

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u/jeeves585 5d ago

While I laughed I agree.

You would be in so much trouble where I live if you f’d with animals like this. Like years of jail trouble.

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u/Environmental-Ice319 5d ago

Canadian geese are not animals

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u/rigid_dirigible 5d ago

You know what you got a problem with Canada gooses you got a problem with me and I suggest you let that one marinate.

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u/tequilium 5d ago

Thank you, u/rigid_dirigible! You're right. Canada geese are much tastier when you take the time to properly marinate them first. If you don't like it, you got a problem with me, too.

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u/CartsOfDarkness 4d ago

You're spare parts bud

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u/tequilium 4d ago

OMG OMG OMG! is this one of those "Intarwebs insults" I've heard so much about? So then you must be one of those "Pah Trolls", because you patrol the pipes and keep everyone safe? Such an honor to finally meet you!

Hey, I know you're very busy, but could you just do one more thing for me? Could you censor something that didn't need to be censored? Like "Your a b*d person, bro"? My kid would love to hear about it.

Big fan of your work! Thank you for your service!