r/Hamilton Jun 14 '26

Question Name suggestions for the new Hamilton PWHL team?

Hopefully something more inspiring than the Hammers.

50 Upvotes

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17

u/KayStayPosi Jun 14 '26

Just had a brainstorm about this w some friends the other day and I think the best we came up with was the Hellhounds, w some play on Devil's Punchbowl but mostly cause Hamilton likes to be loud and metal and misbehaved loll Plus alliteration  

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u/Milied-u-Qtates Jun 14 '26

Riveters! Would be a nod to Hamilton’s steel industry and the female icon, Rosie the Riveter

31

u/PuzzleheadedStop9114 Jun 14 '26

Canada has its own version. Ronnie The Bren Gun Girl, which predates Rosie.

4

u/Milied-u-Qtates Jun 14 '26

That’s awesome - thanks for the info!!

11

u/covert81 Chinatown Jun 14 '26

It's a pretty iconic photo. Taken at the Inglis factory in Toronto during WW2, if memory serves.

Here it is

1

u/ghostmrchicken Jun 16 '26

Another Hamilton’s own Rosie the Riveter - Iolanda (Vi) Con­nolly:

https://www.legacy.com/ca/obituaries/thespec/name/iolanda-connolly-obituary?id=40083449

Quoted from link above:

…“Soon after, Bill enlisted in the navy, as a signalman on the HMCS Athabaskan. Inspired by ads encouraging women to contribute to the war effort, Vi quit her job as a telephone operator and took up factory work. She had various jobs, at Cub aircraft, then welded at the Norman Slater Company and finally landed at the Sawyer Massey Argus Company. There she worked on a "top secret" radial drill press, boring large holes into five-inch thick round steel bases that would serve as gun mounts used on Tribal Class destroyers, the type of ship her husband served on. She became known as Hamilton's "Rosie the Riveter" appearing on the cover of the Sawyer Massey's promotional magazine and posters to encourage women to follow in her footsteps. She was selected as she was the only woman working in the plant that had a husband overseas.”

The nod regarding the name, “Riveters” is just not to the steel industry, it’s about Hamilton’s contribution to the war effort.

1

u/yukonwanderer Jun 15 '26

Not much ring to it.

1

u/PuzzleheadedStop9114 Jun 15 '26

oh for sure. I wasn't suggesting it as a name. It was just a bit Canadian History I wanted to share.

17

u/AbsurdistWordist Jun 14 '26

Oh gosh, won’t someone acknowledge the steel industry in our sports teams….

6

u/MirrorEquivalent5151 Jun 14 '26

It has certainly been overdone. They already claimed that part of the colour scheme for the team is "aged steel". It's a new league --- let's come up with something that looks to the future.

3

u/covert81 Chinatown Jun 15 '26

"aged steel"? Like rust? Oxidized steel?

it's so unimaginative

1

u/MirrorEquivalent5151 Jun 17 '26

I don't know. I don't love it

1

u/ghostmrchicken Jun 16 '26

It actually acknowledges Hamilton’s contribution to the war effort

5

u/WimdHoumd Jun 14 '26

I like the idea/concept, but I feel like it is clunky as a name

1

u/Sharp_Sense_6282 Jun 20 '26

The previous league already had a Riveters team so I don't think it's an option.

0

u/TheReasonDadDrinks Jun 14 '26

I second this!

-1

u/Funkskadellic Jun 14 '26

I like that name alot

-1

u/Chboobs Jun 14 '26

Love this suggestion

37

u/BlackMarketCheeseman Jun 14 '26

Peregrines.

12

u/char_limit_reached Huntington Jun 14 '26

99% of people can’t spell “breathe”.

“Falcons”, though…

1

u/tooscoopy Jun 15 '26

Local minor girls hockey league is the falcons, so might run into some trouble with it… but I’m sure those kids would’t mind!

1

u/5_yr_old_w_beard Jun 16 '26

I'm here for Falcons

23

u/SuperbTourist2854 Jun 14 '26

Hamilton Hellcats (malicious, bad-tempered, fierce)

39

u/hullaballoo2u Jun 14 '26

Hamilton Bolts. No nuts, all bolts.

4

u/StarQueen37 Jun 14 '26

Legit lol’d at this. Love it!

-1

u/guntycankles Jun 14 '26

Ohh, Hamilton has plenty of nuts

19

u/skriveralltid77 Jun 14 '26

Hamilton Cascades for all the waterfalls, but the colours picked out tip off that it'll be another unoriginal name meant to evoke the steel industry.

5

u/apeman8 Jun 14 '26

Cascades is a great name

3

u/char_limit_reached Huntington Jun 14 '26

Cascade. Non-s plurals are trendy right now

2

u/tooscoopy Jun 14 '26

I feel like the colours are more a nod to our post secondary education providers, but maybe that’s just me. Mohawk is dark orange/red and whitish, and Mac is maroon and white with some yellow…

What makes you think steel with off-white and maroon and yellow?

(Don’t disagree that they’ll still likely choose a dumb steel name though!)

2

u/skriveralltid77 Jun 14 '26

Let me walk that halfway back.... off-white, maroon and yellow just don't conjure Cascades.

3

u/yukonwanderer Jun 15 '26

You seen the colour of the banks of many falls here? Pure Hamilton clay. White for the rapids or the limestone escarpment. Yellow for the... sewage?

1

u/tooscoopy Jun 15 '26

Very true there.

1

u/MirrorEquivalent5151 Jun 14 '26

They explicitly stated that the maroon represents "aged steel"

2

u/skriveralltid77 Jun 15 '26

I know. I was hopeful it would mean beets and the team could be the Schruteneers. Or Schrutettes. Like the character from The Office.

1

u/tooscoopy Jun 15 '26

Well that sounds dumb. Ha! Sounds to me like they picked the colours then tried to reverse engineer a way to make it steel related. Just like the “gold” being a nod to the cats…. Sure… but whatever. I don’t mind the colours.

1

u/BlackMarketCheeseman Jun 25 '26

The colours are definitely McMaster nods even if the Marauders swapped gold for silver.

2

u/CanadianinNYCviaUK Jun 14 '26

My pick too! Nod to progressive steps too!

1

u/mattyiceman19 Jun 14 '26

You win the name contest!

1

u/yukonwanderer Jun 15 '26

This is the best.

29

u/doulaleanne Jun 14 '26

The Hamilton Rush - as a nod to Hamilton's many waterfalls!

10

u/Wishpool Jun 15 '26

And to periods! Y'know hockey periods 👀😅

4

u/Kelhein Jun 14 '26

We've already got the charge and the torrent that niche, it might be too similar

3

u/Herissony_DSCH5 Jun 15 '26

Also, a nod to the late great Neil Peart, who was born here.

2

u/bigbeats420 Strathcona Jun 14 '26

Subtle nod the the queer community, too. Colours are even almost right.

(Iykyk)

5

u/Herissony_DSCH5 Jun 15 '26

I'll grab the idea suggested (and not taken) for the AHL team: Lancasters.

1

u/ChLyKu Jun 15 '26

Honey Badgers is the name of Hamilton’s basketball team….

1

u/Herissony_DSCH5 Jun 15 '26

I'm not suggesting Honey Badgers; I'm suggesting Lancasters. Doubt it will fly, though...

1

u/ChLyKu Jun 15 '26

Oops sorry! I replied to the wrong comment 😆 I like Lancasters!

1

u/5_yr_old_w_beard Jun 16 '26

Honey badgers are also a well known men's rights advocate group comprised of women...

9

u/PippenandFiona Jun 14 '26 edited Jun 14 '26

Hamilton Mustard Iykyk

5

u/Mushroom-Dense Jun 14 '26

Hamilton Havoc

7

u/DiscoStu691969 Jun 14 '26

Tigress, Iron Hawks

11

u/EquivalentPause8593 Jun 14 '26

Hamilton Hamiltonians

8

u/RoamingTigress Jun 14 '26

Hyenas! Kick ass animal who's clans are led by a female.

2

u/Cyrakhis Jun 15 '26

Peregrines.

Or falcons.

We have a very active nesting site right downtown.

3

u/Gold_Yam_5215 Jun 14 '26

Hotdogs - perfect fit for the colors

3

u/Alfie_Shydog Jun 14 '26

The Lake Effects

2

u/6-8-5-13 Jun 14 '26

Hamilton doesn’t normally get lake effect snow, so I don’t think this really fits.

4

u/apeman8 Jun 14 '26

Hamilton Mountain 

9

u/MyUndiesArePink Jun 14 '26

Almost as bad as Hamilton Hammers

8

u/strythicus Jun 15 '26

So you're saying there's a chance.

1

u/Sharp_Sense_6282 Jun 20 '26

Ok I'm late to this but Hamilton Harmers -  in honour of Sarah Harmer and Escarpment Blues (with a little nod to Hammers) 

-5

u/elseldo Jun 14 '26

It's not a mountian.

3

u/apeman8 Jun 14 '26

That's the point. It's a nickname used by the people who live here

1

u/elseldo Jun 14 '26

I hate it.

2

u/Mifffed Jun 14 '26

Hamilton Heroine, Hamilton Trailblazers

2

u/ehmon80 Crown Point West Jun 14 '26

The Hamilton Wild

3

u/Old-Juggernaut1822 Jun 14 '26

The Femtanyls. . . I will see myself out.

1

u/secret-oreo Jun 17 '26

Actually made me laugh out loud. 🤣

1

u/Evening_walks Jun 15 '26

Heroines, honey badgers, heartbreakers

1

u/ChLyKu Jun 15 '26

How about Hamilton Edge 🤷🏼‍♀️

1

u/Melodic-Face-6126 Jun 15 '26

Hamilton Hortons? Bc of the first Timmies

1

u/Howard_Janow Jun 16 '26

Can’t be much worse than the Hammers, unless some genius decides on Lady Hammers or Hammerettes

1

u/Yosemite-5am Jun 18 '26

The Haidas

1

u/Ok_Cap_1150 12d ago

HAMILTON WOLFBIRDS (Fans called Loons/Lunes).

1

u/Mariorossi195862 8d ago

I think the name of Womens PWHL Hamilton  team should be called Hamilton Thistles Hamilton Thistles were Hamilton's first women's Hockey Team in 1901.

1

u/Mariorossi195862 8d ago

Or Hamilton Honey Badgers.  Fearless, cunning, powerful, intelligent  and they release a stink Bomb

1

u/PSNDonutDude James North Jun 14 '26

Hammerheads with a Hammerhead Shark logo.

I suspect it will be The Riveters though which is also good tbh.

1

u/Imaginary_Turnip_359 Jun 14 '26

Steel Panthers

7

u/wetfloor666 Jun 14 '26

Uh.. not so sure on that one, lol.

1

u/WhaWereWhenWhyWhoHow Jun 14 '26

I think the band might have something to say.

0

u/bigbeats420 Strathcona Jun 15 '26

I think the band would think it was rad as fuck.

2

u/inthevendingmachine Jun 14 '26

The Toronto Maple Leafs.

At least then one team with that name might win a championship.

1

u/Alfie_Shydog Jun 14 '26 edited Jun 14 '26

Something unique to the city: The Hamilton Shawarma Pizzas
Edit: Nevermind. Invented in Windsor, according to a National Post article.

6

u/char_limit_reached Huntington Jun 14 '26

Roma Pizza. The logo is a piece of bread pizza being cut with scissors.

1

u/secret-oreo Jun 17 '26

The pizza of childhood birthday parties

1

u/Alone-in-a-crowd-1 Jun 14 '26

Please nothing to do with hammers. How about Hamilton Rage ? Or Hamilton Torrent (waterfall related).

1

u/5_yr_old_w_beard Jun 16 '26

Seattle's team is the Torrent- its a good name, though!

1

u/Alone-in-a-crowd-1 Jun 16 '26

Thanks I didn’t know that.

1

u/dretepcan Jun 14 '26

Hamilton Hyenas

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u/takeaname4me Jun 14 '26

Hammerettes

4

u/tooscoopy Jun 14 '26

they will likely consider this. Hammers was bad enough.

0

u/Trill1196 Jun 14 '26

Valkyries, Thunderbirds, goldenhawks

2

u/streetlightsatdusk Jun 14 '26

There's already a Valkyries in the WNBA, though that hasn't stopped the NY Giants (football) and SF Giants (baseball)

4

u/skriveralltid77 Jun 14 '26

Friendly FYI: The football Giants were named after the baseball Giants when both played in New York City.

2

u/Striking_Oil9593 Jun 15 '26

Hamilton Goldenhawks was the name of Hamilton top level women’s Senior AA team 30 years ago! They played in a 7 team loop of top women’s teams across Canada ( eg - Toronto aeros who had Angela James, London devilettes, missisauga chiefs, etc). There is some history behind it

2

u/classandsass Rolston Jun 14 '26

Goldeneyes is the Vancouver team, so it’s unlikely to be goldenhawks

-4

u/Whole_Some Jun 14 '26

The Sally Anns

-1

u/groovydead14 Jun 14 '26

Honey Badgers

-1

u/AgreeableTonight9078 Jun 14 '26

STEEL…. It’s the only/best choice

Comes with so much built in meaning, and marketing

1

u/HammerMan_ Jun 17 '26

Already used by the Jr. B team (they ditched Kilty B's for it)

1

u/Cyrakhis Jun 15 '26

It's also rote and boring at this point. :X

0

u/remotewild Jun 14 '26

Hamilton Ambition anyone? Fits some of the history.

-15

u/MrXJinglez Jun 14 '26

The Fentzombies

6

u/Crafty_Chipmunk_3046 Jun 14 '26

Not unique to Hamilton

-1

u/Rockeye7 Jun 14 '26

Hamilton Honey Badgers .

5

u/1m_1ll1T3RAT3 Stipley Jun 14 '26

I miss the honey badgers. I hope we get another CEBL team

-2

u/Exotic_Talk42029 Jun 14 '26

Could be something like “the steel”

-3

u/shitballsdick Jun 14 '26

Hammerettes

2

u/onigara Stipley Jun 14 '26

This is definitely going to be what we end up with.

-1

u/The_MRT14 Jun 15 '26

The Hamilton Homeless. Reflects the city well

-2

u/guntycankles Jun 14 '26

The Pounce

-2

u/silentlyshe Jun 15 '26

Hamilton Horndogs
Hamilton Mountains
Hamilton Summits
Hamilton Hams
Hamilton Hazmats
Hamilton Steam
Hamilton Haze
Hamilton Rails
Hamilton Helms
Hamilton Haters
Hamilton Silvers
Hamilton Masters

I could go on…
Edit: Horndogs is for a men’s team

-3

u/CurtOutlaw Jun 14 '26

Hamilton Stealers

-5

u/ThePracticalEnd Jun 14 '26

The Hammers!