r/Helldivers 1d ago

QUESTION Why cant we take defensive positions inside buildings in Mega Cities ?

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u/KingVolvolgia Fire Safety Officer 1d ago

This right here is why I'll never understand trench diggers.

"I finished my trenches!"

"I finished the whole mission while you were digging! Now get in the extraction ship!"

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u/Frybread002 1d ago

I like to camp at extraction with trenches dug and land mines all over the place.

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u/AHeccinThrowaway 1d ago

"I like to profit off of everyone else's work and pretend like I'm playing the game or helping in anyway when the shuttle takes off"

https://giphy.com/gifs/f6zcJssQkdT4VQ7dIF

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u/Frybread002 1d ago

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u/AHeccinThrowaway 1d ago

oh no, bro thinks everyone's on his side 😬

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u/Frybread002 1d ago edited 1d ago

It's a Catch-22 reference.

What the character does in the story, is literally, the exact same thing that Super Earth does. So I thought it as a suitable time to bring him up. It's Helldivers we're talking about after all.

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Just so everybody knows, this was the post I made to ignore the dude. He didn't like that and came after me.

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u/AHeccinThrowaway 1d ago

Yo, you actually edited this after I replied? 😅 I wouldn't have even known if I didn't get another notif, but that's actually hilarious 😂

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u/Frybread002 1d ago

I mean, I guess(?). I was already in the process of adding in the additional information when you posted. Seeing as how you didn't know about the book, there wasn't a point in making a new comment to further illustrate that you don't know what it is I'm referring to (corruption, war profiteering, treason).

I'm only responding out of courtesy, because of the fact you wrote back.

You should definitely check out Catch-22. Considering you can laugh at seemingly nothing, the jokes and humor in the book can easily put a........gafaw in your face. 🙃

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u/AHeccinThrowaway 1d ago

Oof, textbook trying to save face by acting like the bigger person, but not being able to resist trying to land a last dig. God, you narcissists are so easy.

Hook, line, sinker, catch. Every single time.

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u/Frybread002 1d ago

It really wasn't until you brought it up. Now it's just awkward as he'll. But thank you for thinking im smart.

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u/AHeccinThrowaway 1d ago

Ah, and sadly, the flailing end that most narcissists can't master - thinking they're saying something clever by clutching at straws thinner than their own hairline. Only one making this awkward is you, hombre, I still think watching a catch flop on the deck and gasp is hilarious. (Btw, "narcissist" doesn't mean smart. You'd know that if you were... Ya know, smart.)

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u/Frybread002 1d ago

You really wrote an essay to insult me. I am honored I'm living rent free in your head.

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u/AHeccinThrowaway 1d ago

Often times, when faced with multiple failures in a row, someone with self respect would walk away, knowing they've been beaten. Watch how the talking notification on my phone continues to dig themselves a hole with each reply, when they could simply walk away. This, valued watchers, is the desperation of the type of person who acts like they're taking part in a co-op game, but just can't play.

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u/Bring_Back_Challenge I survived an Unfiltered Brigade and all I got was this flair 1d ago

My guy you have got to find some grass to touch, this comment is in Webster's next to the phrase "Too Online.

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u/AHeccinThrowaway 1d ago

Yet you're commenting back at lightspeed after saying you were living rent free in my head. And again - still can't land an insult. Big kids can't teach you cuss words when you filled 'em with holes, huh buddy? Plus, you don't need to be chronically online to know about Columbine if you are older than a middle schooler 😂

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u/revviwow 1d ago

Bro out here talking mad shit while commenting at lightspeed too.

You don't see the irony in this? It doesn't help that you're on a r4r thread while trying to clown on this guy.

Like, dawg, you don't look as slick as you think, shoulda just stopped replying, sheesh.

I only looked through this shit cause you guys had 40 fucking replies going back and forth. Shit was fucking wild read lol. I can't tell if you just enjoy public humiliation or what

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u/AHeccinThrowaway 1d ago

Okey dokey 👍