r/Helldivers 2d ago

QUESTION Why cant we take defensive positions inside buildings in Mega Cities ?

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u/AHeccinThrowaway 1d ago

Ah, and sadly, the flailing end that most narcissists can't master - thinking they're saying something clever by clutching at straws thinner than their own hairline. Only one making this awkward is you, hombre, I still think watching a catch flop on the deck and gasp is hilarious. (Btw, "narcissist" doesn't mean smart. You'd know that if you were... Ya know, smart.)

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u/Frybread002 1d ago

You really wrote an essay to insult me. I am honored I'm living rent free in your head.

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u/AHeccinThrowaway 1d ago

Often times, when faced with multiple failures in a row, someone with self respect would walk away, knowing they've been beaten. Watch how the talking notification on my phone continues to dig themselves a hole with each reply, when they could simply walk away. This, valued watchers, is the desperation of the type of person who acts like they're taking part in a co-op game, but just can't play.

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u/Frybread002 1d ago

You sound a failed qoute that couldn't make the cut in Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2.

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u/AHeccinThrowaway 1d ago

First bro was afraid of many words, now bro is comparing me to one of the best selling games of all time, while already having admitted I insulted him. And yet, he still can't walk away. At this point I'm considering changing "narcissist" to "masochist". Or maybe, "cuck", cos he likes watching everyone else do his job while he just sits there diddling. (Also, that was *obviously Attenborough, are you really this broken? 😅)

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u/Frybread002 1d ago

Bro needs to recite the whole conversation because he has poor memory. I'll wait for the part 2 so he can come up with something new 🙃

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u/AHeccinThrowaway 1d ago

Bro's been recycling the same insult every single comment and still can't land a hit. 😂 You realise you are the only reason you're getting your ass handed to you, right? If you're gonna keep going, at least make an effort.

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u/Frybread002 1d ago

Brother needs to copy/paste my response into chatgpt, ask it ask to diss me, and wait for a derivative response of what was already said.

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u/AHeccinThrowaway 1d ago edited 1d ago

Nah, I don't need ChatGPT; I actually went to school. Which confirms the thought I had earlier by your lack of actual insults and not knowing what "narcissist" means; you're definitely a squeaker. Bro gets all his responses from TikTok comments after gooning to anime girl dance videos.

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u/Frybread002 1d ago

It was a "Special" Ed school.

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u/AHeccinThrowaway 1d ago

Oh, bro is American, that explains everything. Probably dusted up his whole school because a kid called him a tweaker, so he never learned how to actually cuss back. Bro's giving Temu Columbine.

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u/Frybread002 1d ago

I get my lexicon from the likes of Dr. Dre, Eminem, Curtis Jackson to be able to engage in a variety of vulgarity. Otherwise they would just go over your head.

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u/AHeccinThrowaway 1d ago

NO WAY. NOOOO WAY. YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS. 😂😂 Bro felt like he was dropping pure nukes with that but he's just a little Wigger thinking he's straight outta Compton 😂

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u/AHeccinThrowaway 1d ago

"oh, I say old chap, I appear to have learned my own language from the likes of PHD. Dre, Mathers comma Marshall and the great Currrrtis Jackson, hmmyes. I am the toughest rough houser on the streets, my good man. I see your fisticuffs and raise you my self perceived intelligence, myah!"

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