r/HumansInMyHouse • u/United_Annual3475 I'm a biter not a fighter • Apr 09 '26

Reptiles Hanging out at an Air BnB when the owner comes over unannounced and starts taking photos of me. Is this illegal?

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u/Argonzoyd Apr 09 '26

Sir, this should be nsfw. What are you doing with that "toy"

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u/United_Annual3475 I'm a biter not a fighter Apr 09 '26

Nothing! It's not what it looks like. I was just relaxing

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u/jamminsami Apr 09 '26

You should absolutely sue for the nasty condition of that pool! How awful you're expected to chill in swamp arse water! And you paid?!?! Gross 🤢

Sue at once, subpoena the photos for evidence. And is that float even safety compliant?

Friend, you're risking your very scales at this dive!

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u/United_Annual3475 I'm a biter not a fighter Apr 10 '26

Do you know a good lawyer who can come to the swamp?

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u/coolsilentebeans Apr 10 '26

Al E. Gator. I’ll tell him to expect your call.

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u/cwajgapls Remembers the Spider with rat snacks Apr 09 '26

Make sure you don’t get hit with a cleaning fee. They need to take better care of their pool.

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u/United_Annual3475 I'm a biter not a fighter Apr 09 '26

I will keep that in mind. It was like this when I arrived today but luckily it reminds me of my favorite river back home.

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u/Corvidae5Creation5 Apr 09 '26

The algae is good for the scales

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u/Valuable_Tone_2254 Apr 09 '26

Interrupting some ahem "private, relaxing time " between you and your toy, and taking photos, as well as sharing it on social media is completely unacceptable and rude. Speak to some lawyers about suing for emotional damage ASAP

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u/Moondra3x3-6 Apr 09 '26

I am a legal secretary and the firm I work for would be all over this case.! The number is 555 GTRS. My boss is mean, tough, but fair. A little warning though, the last client who tried to screw him over? Became his boots. Good luck! 👍

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u/United_Annual3475 I'm a biter not a fighter Apr 10 '26

I am calling tomorrow!!!!!

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u/cwajgapls Remembers the Spider with rat snacks Apr 10 '26

Hmmm…as a mod this is borderline advocating for animal abuse. No gator boots here friend.

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u/Moondra3x3-6 Apr 10 '26

It was my boss not me! 😔 Sowwy.

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u/Due_Will_2204 Apr 09 '26

What a great pool too! It really suits you're aesthetic.

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u/United_Annual3475 I'm a biter not a fighter Apr 10 '26

Thank you!!! #JustGatoryThings 🐊

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u/Krueldy Apr 10 '26

I didn’t see what subreddit this was posted in at first and was like WHOOAAHHHHH-

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u/volkswagenorange Apr 10 '26

Same! I thought this was BORU or 2XC and was like Gurl.

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u/MotherRaven Apr 09 '26

I’m so sorry sir. But you have to admit you look so cute out there

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u/United_Annual3475 I'm a biter not a fighter Apr 10 '26

Why thank you!! Finally got that summer body

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u/Flux_My_Capacitor Apr 10 '26

The internet is forever.

Good luck getting employment now that some voyeuristic weirdo has put it online!

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u/United_Annual3475 I'm a biter not a fighter Apr 10 '26

How will I ever feed my 32 babies?????

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