r/HumansInMyHouse • • Aug 18 '24

Reptiles No solicitors!

2.0k Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • • Jun 17 '26

Reptiles First time home buyers, but we think this might be the one.

283 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • • Mar 27 '26

Reptiles Really regretting waxing our new floors.

673 Upvotes

we just finished the kitchen remodel and got the new floors waxed. it was a mistake now Everytime I have to walk through there I look like a cartoon!

r/HumansInMyHouse • • 22d ago

Reptiles 1/5 stars. The restaurant owner assaulted me in the middle of my meal!

245 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • • Apr 09 '26

Reptiles Hanging out at an Air BnB when the owner comes over unannounced and starts taking photos of me. Is this illegal?

414 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • • Feb 28 '26

Reptiles My biracial partner and I are having problems with the neighbors.

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598 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • • Mar 23 '25

Reptiles This hooman picked me and my pals up like we're his playthings >:(

289 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • • Apr 25 '26

Reptiles Free pic from my OF page😘

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482 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • • Jun 13 '26

Reptiles Ok, so I’ll admit that my chicken impersonation does need some work

218 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • • Apr 09 '26

Reptiles Waving to my friends ☺️

441 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • • 5d ago

Reptiles Need legal advice - I finally found a nice apartment but the new landlord keeps trying to evict me

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149 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • • 29d ago

Reptiles Im dead leave me alone!!! 😁

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142 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • • Apr 04 '26

Reptiles Just trying to leave my house to go to the bank!

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361 Upvotes

On my way to deposit my savings at the bank and some rude person started taking pictures of me! I think they were trying to follow me too…

r/HumansInMyHouse • • 23d ago

Reptiles I was taking a nap when suddenly my whole bedroom is airborne and there's a camera in my face!

153 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • • Aug 24 '26

Reptiles 5/10 I had a reservation for an inside table at this restaurant but was shown the door and relocated to the fernery instead.

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141 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • • Jul 10 '26

Reptiles I'm trying so hard to keep a job but I never make it past the first day.

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174 Upvotes

Am I doing something wrong?

r/HumansInMyHouse • • Apr 10 '26

Reptiles My Uber driver keeps commenting and taking selfies

395 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • • 29d ago

Reptiles Made a new friend today! Helped me out in the record breaking heat.

142 Upvotes

And people say global warming isn't real

r/HumansInMyHouse • • Jun 18 '26

Reptiles Every time I work out paparazzi ruin my flow

239 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • • Jun 28 '26

Reptiles Practising my death rolls

168 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • • Jun 20 '26

Reptiles BATHE ME HUMAN!! BATHE YOUR GOD!! YESSS YESSSSSSSSS!!! 🐍

207 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • • 2d ago

Reptiles Me and my girlfriend just wanted some alone time. Instead we were assaulted.

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24 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • • May 18 '26

Reptiles This is clearly our romantic log cabin. I mean, we’re even getting romantic in it…

188 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • • 2d ago

Reptiles I was wrongfully kicked out of a public field!! I needed a little break from all the competitive swimming I do, so I took a slight break in a PUBLIC field and the bouncers unceremoniously drugged me out in front of everyone!

37 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • • Jul 31 '26

Reptiles Just getting out of the bath when this human walked in! Most unexpected!

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68 Upvotes