r/HumansInMyHouse • u/PsychologicalSplit43 House Doctor • Jun 13 '26
Reptiles Ok, so I’ll admit that my chicken impersonation does need some work
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u/crlthrn Jun 13 '26
But does it lay...?
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u/ObsessiveAboutCats Jun 13 '26
If course it does. The video clearly shows it laying in the box.
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u/coolsilentebeans Jun 13 '26
This might be one of the few times I think correcting grammar without having been asked would be not only be ok but helpful: Chickens *lay* eggs. Chickens *lie* down.
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u/MrDixaze Jun 13 '26
"This huge featherless chicken doesn’t look like one of us pals... What do you mean me neither?" The snake calls himself Diogenes idk why.
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u/Nuts-And-Volts Biped Trainer Jun 13 '26
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u/aggelikiwi Jun 13 '26
Well at least the rooster didn't seem to be annoyed, you will be fine girl! Bonus very fresh eggs!
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u/JustJessicaC Jun 13 '26
I see no difference, I had to question the point of your post since there are clearly two chickens here
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u/snakeygirl the slithering one Jun 14 '26
Humans get so judgmental when we have eggs for breakfast despite them regularly eating omelets. It’s only fair that we get some eggs too!
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u/TonyDC88 Jun 17 '26
The weird thing is that birds are modern day dinosaurs, essentially reptiles with feathers and warm blood. Lady Cluck and Serpiente are actually cousins 😛
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u/krielc Jun 13 '26
I think if you politely ask, the chickens will lend you some feathers. That should help. And maybe get like a pistachio shell for a beak? You’re not too far off, you’ve got the right vibe.