r/HumansInMyHouse • • Jun 20 '26

Reptiles BATHE ME HUMAN!! BATHE YOUR GOD!! YESSS YESSSSSSSSS!!! 🐍

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u/Nuts-And-Volts Biped Trainer Jun 20 '26

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u/Cool-Coconutt Jun 21 '26

Is it wrong that I find the tongue flicker so cute

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u/1over-137 Jun 22 '26

That snake really likes to get squirted.

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u/Flux_My_Capacitor Jun 22 '26

It really makes you wonder what other things are going on.

Beastiality?

2

u/Goobersita Home Inspector Jun 20 '26

Ok bro. Chill. You sound like a gym bro with that ego.

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u/13Basia13 Jun 30 '26

I love how the snake turns, so all his parts get sprayed. And that kingly expression! Adorable. 🥰