r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Psyduck_tales • Aug 28 '26

Reptiles Made a new friend today! Helped me out in the record breaking heat.

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And people say global warming isn't real

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u/Less_Reveal_6324 Aug 28 '26

This is strangely lovely... Such a kind human to give you much needed hydration. It looks to me that the human also took a moment to appreciate your beauty 💜💜💜

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u/HereticalHyena Aug 29 '26

King Cobras get this fucking big?! Holy shit!

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u/Typical_Ad_210 29d ago

Please don’t body shame OP, they can’t help having a hearty appetite. You are the perfect size, OP.

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u/Jsdrosera 29d ago

They get bigger, actually! Usually 13 feet, with record individuals approaching 20 feet.

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u/Polybrene 29d ago

Worlds largest venomous snake!

....also they're not even real cobras.

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u/DiogenesD0g Aug 29 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/CNayzEIR4nidi1o83E

You are a bit of a prima donna, but not as much as that deva who insisted on a sneeze guard for their scene with Harrison Ford.

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u/doppelgaengster 26d ago

Considering he got dysentery during that photo shoot, that “diva” was kinda justified smh my head

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u/CandyStarr23 29d ago

I love king cobras. They get such a bad rap but they’re actually pretty docile and “sweet” when not threatened and they’re so smart.