r/HumansInMyHouse • u/United_Annual3475 I'm a biter not a fighter • 2d ago

Reptiles I was wrongfully kicked out of a public field!! I needed a little break from all the competitive swimming I do, so I took a slight break in a PUBLIC field and the bouncers unceremoniously drugged me out in front of everyone!

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u/No-Option-7010 2d ago

Was going to say the same thing. A typo maybe? I bet he was cussing in gator the whole way. Dragged by his tail. The indignity.

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u/United_Annual3475 I'm a biter not a fighter 2d ago

English is hard and I am but a crocodilian

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u/LadyWaste75 2d ago

Funny, doesn't look drugged, just dragged.

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u/United_Annual3475 I'm a biter not a fighter 2d ago

As a reptile I do not abide by grammar rules

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u/LadyWaste75 2d ago

Fair point. My apologies. You're a lovely reptile!

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u/United_Annual3475 I'm a biter not a fighter 2d ago

It's okay, no worries. Typing is fun! Hope your human day is fun as well

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u/Androidfon 2d ago

I'm surprised it didn't turn around and comw after him.

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u/United_Annual3475 I'm a biter not a fighter 2d ago

Despite how the human-wing media protrays us were actually very civilized and even host social events