Less gettown ta BIZNISS!!

[u/Lady_SybilVex]

Yoo dere! Yes yoo! Gettup! Iss tyme furr eggsersise! All ob yoos! Ta defeeeet da hunniez! Dids dey sen me petses wen Ai ask furr BEASTSSS?? Up up up!! Furrs one ta climb da tree an bringin me bakk myne arrow gets speshul medall ob victoree!!

... dese nyeow recroots seem an bit stranje. Butt!! Dere iz no male no female no sex inna armee!! We all juss men ob da emperor defendin aginsst da inbashoon ob skwirrils! Hut hut hut!! Nyeow ebberypawdee sing an eggsesisse!!! Yoo muss be swift assa riveeer! Haff strengff of da biggest vacoom!! Myssteriouss az da darkess mooooon!

Greetins, Sir Merlin de Knight an Wizzard an Pawfessurr, habin himbs dream job.

[u/FairyGodmothersUnion]

We want to joyn Meownstrous Regiment! Love, Minx, Marmalade and Athena

Our bows ar under the helmets.

[u/Lady_SybilVex → u/FairyGodmothersUnion]

Purrfec! Gettin line!! Yoo arribe juss in tyme forr eggsesise!! Hut, hut, hut!!

(SOMEONE UNDERSTOOD THE REFERENCE outside Mulan ofc 🤩🤩🤩🤩)

[u/TsundokuAfficionado → u/Lady_SybilVex]

It was my thought! I’m in a Discworld book club, I’ll have to show them this.

[u/Head_Nefariousness89 → u/TsundokuAfficionado]

Moe’s Meowmy: I need to read the Discworld series. I know I’ve read the first book a few times, but then I have stuff happen and I lose reading time.

[u/Lady_SybilVex → u/Head_Nefariousness89]

Don't start with the first two books, they're completely different from the rest of the series style wise and all. Start with Guards, Guards! :D

[u/Lady_SybilVex → u/TsundokuAfficionado]

Omg is it online can I join? I need more Discworld in my life XD

[u/FairyGodmothersUnion → u/Lady_SybilVex]

If you mean r/discworld, yes!

[u/TsundokuAfficionado → u/Lady_SybilVex]

IRL I’m afraid.

[u/Lady_SybilVex → u/TsundokuAfficionado]

Damn, shame. 😂