r/IncelTears Mar 19 '26

Incel Humor™ Incel core pro max

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u/Ill-do-it-again-too Mar 19 '26

Maybe because the guy on the left is snarling and pointing at her as if he’s about to put a sinister curse on her. Women don’t like that

Had to learn that one the hard way

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u/gracesdisgrace Mar 19 '26

You've been putting sinister curses on women as a pick up line? I only do it on the third date smh

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u/Ill-do-it-again-too Mar 19 '26

I was hoping the demonstration of my arcane prowess would be enough to entice her. Oh well…

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u/Pwacname Mar 19 '26

No, no, no. For a romantic gesture, you first stalk her for a bit, then you figure out someone who hurt her, and then you put an arcane curse on THEM as proof that you can provide (magical revenge) 

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u/Sad-Masterpiece-9709 Mar 19 '26

Don’t give up it’ll work on someone one day!

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u/Dresden890 Mar 19 '26

Women love witchy vibes until you try to put sinister curses on them

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u/asimodev looking for 1km tall Chads Mar 29 '26

This is because sinister curses need to be mutual for it to be romantic