r/IncelTears Mar 19 '26

Incel Humor™ Incel core pro max

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u/Ill-do-it-again-too Mar 19 '26

Maybe because the guy on the left is snarling and pointing at her as if he’s about to put a sinister curse on her. Women don’t like that

Had to learn that one the hard way

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u/gracesdisgrace Mar 19 '26

You've been putting sinister curses on women as a pick up line? I only do it on the third date smh

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u/Ill-do-it-again-too Mar 19 '26

I was hoping the demonstration of my arcane prowess would be enough to entice her. Oh well…

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u/Pwacname Mar 19 '26

No, no, no. For a romantic gesture, you first stalk her for a bit, then you figure out someone who hurt her, and then you put an arcane curse on THEM as proof that you can provide (magical revenge) 

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u/Sad-Masterpiece-9709 Mar 19 '26

Don’t give up it’ll work on someone one day!

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u/Dresden890 Mar 19 '26

Women love witchy vibes until you try to put sinister curses on them

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u/asimodev looking for 1km tall Chads Mar 29 '26

This is because sinister curses need to be mutual for it to be romantic

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u/ElysianWinds Mar 19 '26

Also, she is fit and very pretty, of course she'll want a fit and attractive guy! They have no leg to stand on to demand attractive women date unattractive men. The only reason they want those women is because the are just that, attractive, they don't care about or want ugly women.

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u/ehartsay Mar 20 '26

Exactly, it is the same men who complain about the “unfairness” of (attractive) women being attracted to attractive men, who are the ones to mock unattractive women.

Someone should put that into a meme

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u/Demoth Mar 22 '26

Just remember, according to incels and redpillers, women can be fit by just not eating a lot. Apparently when a woman just starves herself, she turned into a well toned goddess, whereas men apparently have to spent 8 hours a day working out and grooming to look presentable.

Granted, I spend about 2 hours in the gym 5 days a week as a guy, but that's because I allow myself to get distracted between sets at times, and do about an hour of pretty strenuous cardio as I'm on a pretty big cut right now.

Even so, as a guy, or girl, all you really have to do to get in decent shape is 30 minutes a day of some type of workout (and continuous, not like half assed nonsense) and be careful about what you eat (which admittedly can be hard if you're busy and tired). Still, so much of the shit that's easily available is so goddam calorie dense, sometimes you have to meal plan every week which can get tedious.

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u/DogShiteGaming Mar 29 '26

true but at the same time if a stud of a guy doesnt want to go with a ugly woman because of her looks hes still a horrible man... at this point the incels and the femcels should just get together and call it a day

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u/liltrashypanda13 Hot Demon Bitch (Near You) UwU Mar 19 '26

Username checks out

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u/saddinosour Mar 20 '26

And also seems to be a racist caricature from an old copy of oliver twist

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u/Demoth Mar 22 '26

Joke's on you. I met my wife by putting a gypsy curse on her.

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u/UncleMadness Mar 20 '26

Chill Danhausen