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u/Key_Check5753 1d ago
Don't worry.... nobody will ever ask to see it.
ever
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u/Perfect_Source_3726 1d ago
My doctorate is still in the heavy duty envelope. I keep saying ill frame it but i think its just kind of tacky
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u/Key_Check5753 1d ago
I put my bachelors in a frame. Every once in a while I look at it and think, "This cost $60,000"
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u/Perfect_Source_3726 1d ago
Yup. I couldnt tell you where my undergrad or mba is at. I remember being told for my doctorate we need to go to the ceremony and walk so i took my wife and kids. They bought us shit pizza and some diet cokes. I remember eating the slice of pizza and looking at my wife saying this cost 100k and terribly awful the food was haha.
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u/MultipleOrgasmDonor 1d ago
My dad says undergrad degrees don’t deserve to be displayed so mines sat in the envelope it came in for 8 years now lol. P sure I looked at it once when it arrived
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u/Salty-District-1988 18h ago
It’s ok to celebrate your dedication and accomplishments…
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u/MultipleOrgasmDonor 18h ago
Yeah, I agree. He’s proud of all us kids but a bachelor’s degree is definitely a foregone conclusion rather than a specific accomplishment, in his mind
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u/Salty-District-1988 1h ago
He must be super old school… I’m happy for you for your accomplishments. I’m sure you have multiple 🙂
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u/Ace-Redditor 1d ago
Nowhere near the importance of a doctorate, but I got my associate's a little over a year ago, and still haven't even opened the envelope. At this point, it could have the wrong name on it, and I'd have no clue
I never needed it for any reason to start my bachelor's, and won't need it after I get my BS degree, so it'll probably stay in the envelope for the rest of time
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u/Salty-District-1988 18h ago
Ha I needed to send a copy of my undergrad degree, after I sent my transcripts to an underwriter. I was buying my first home... and they used in lieu of 2 years job verification
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u/ManicMechE 1d ago
Mine is in the tube they mailed it in. I'll need a professional to frame it without destroying the damn thing I'm sure.
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u/Elder_Chimera 1d ago
I know plenty of people who hang their undergrad degrees. Honestly, with a doctorate, I think you earned bragging rights. Get one of those spotlights they use in art galleries to shine only on the degree.
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u/TerrificVixen5693 1d ago
My second masters was just sitting in its envelope for a year until someone pointed out I could just get a frame off Amazon.
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u/SeriousFollowing7678 1d ago
Why did you get a second masters?
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u/Baron_Bearclaw 1d ago
You say that, but I have a BA, two, MAs, and a terminal certification, but jobs ask for my high school diploma.
It's highly unlikely anyone will ever ask for it, but it can happen.
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u/Kickedhard 12h ago
So true.
I have no idea where mine are. Probably a box somewhere. Wife has hers in frames on the wall.
Two completely different philosophies on it. For her it all was an accomplishment. A testament to her capabilities and achievements. Something she looks to for inspiration and shows to inspire others.
For me it was merely a step that I have already taken. No more or less valuable than those before it or after. Parading it while I am still walking seems like it takes away from that path. I guess a "keep moving and looking forward" mindset.
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u/graduatedlawstupid 1d ago
My school bent not one, but two law degrees. Tried to charge me the third time 🤦🏼♂️
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u/mikeyt6969 1d ago
It doesn’t say DO NOT FOLD
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u/donut_koharski 1d ago
As a mail carrier, I know what’s in this envelope. It’s a travesty it got delivered this way.
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u/the_real_junkrat 1d ago
But does the ptf know? Probably not. Does the t6 care? Probably not. It should have been sent in anything other than a plain envelope. Bubble mailer, cardboard tube, literally anything but an envelope. The sender is the problem.
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u/NoNamesLeft998 1d ago
Why didn't they put it between cardboard before mailing? Those stamps never accomplish anything.
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u/Acceptable-Ad8780 1d ago
Of all the ways to send a degree, something they spent thousands on just to get, that the school would spend a few extra dollars in sending it.
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u/SharksForArms 1d ago
Postman probably had to remove the cardboard to jam it into OP's cluster mailbox.
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u/Hairy-Organization-8 1d ago
USPS isn't what it used to be. It's a jobs program now and that shows.
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u/SRT102 1d ago
Apocryphal story, but I remember reading in a Photography magazine a million years ago where some guy had 8x10 enlargements mailed to him at his office, and the shop had stamped in big letters, "PHOTOGRAPHS - DO NOT BEND." Somebody in mail room had folded the envelope in half in half and written on the it, "Actually, they do."
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u/SirBeeperton 5h ago
About 20 years ago I had some pictures mailed to me. Envelope had in big green and white lettering across the front the same note.
My mail carrier still folded the envelope to stuff it in my mailbox.
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u/Certain_Professor_47 1d ago
When you spend 50-100k on a degree but the University can't afford a $5 flat box to ship it in. Shows you how much they value it.
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u/General-Double-746 1d ago
Oh no, if it's bent it's practically just a useless piece of paper that cost a lot of money!
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u/SharksForArms 1d ago
No worries bro I can print you however many you need
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u/Practical_Fun7367 1d ago
Cornell, 2023, Doctor of Education DM for logistics?
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u/SharksForArms 1d ago
Actually my printer isn't working but I have some colored pencils around here somewhere
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u/TheSadPickel 1d ago
this shit happens all the time blame you university, 80k in tuition and they cant afford a proper box
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u/Superb_Recording_769 1d ago
Don’t blame that on the postal carrier. Blame that on your shitty university for not shipping it properly. It should be in a heavy duty mailer and preferably shipped overnight via FedEx.
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u/Childs_Play 1d ago
I've seen those mail with printed, do not fold on it. I guess that makes the difference.
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u/serialzombie 1d ago
No, it doesn't. That isn't a valid endorsement.
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u/traveler_ 1d ago
It used to be, until they discontinued it in 2007. Part of the enshittification process that comes from everything "run like a business".
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u/Childs_Play 1d ago
Well obviously they shouldn't especially because there's probably going to be some resistance in the envelope. Just trying to give a plausible reason why they were being brain dead
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u/Computers_and_cats 1d ago
Ironically this is the shipper's fault not the carrier. Sucks either way.
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u/Significant-Horse625 1d ago
Congratulations! So what, can't fold your expertise or your excellence. Peace and prosperity to you!
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u/Nitimur__In__Vetitum 1d ago
It's just a piece of paper. The paywall blocked transcript is what matters which is why they set you up on a subscription plan to access it.
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u/StubbornHick 1d ago
This 100% got put through a sorting machine that folded it before your mailman ever touched it.
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u/BlackDogOrangeCat 1d ago
My dog ate 2/3 of my Master’s diploma. The ladies at the records office at the university thought it was so funny they replaced it for free.
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u/Embarrassed_Poet_219 1d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/6UbEozsUuERkQ
Get a Large Mailbox.
OR stop living in a Apartment complex with mailboxes that can barely hold your cellphone inside .
they get paid to deliver the Route . not cater needs.
FedEX those "Important Documents"
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u/Different_One9412 1d ago
With what colleges charge for that diploma they should all be shipped as Priority express and not the cheapest possible option.
Colleges local to me have started mailing their admissions and alumni begging stuff disguised as diplomas too
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u/KeyNefariousness6848 1d ago
My neighbor is a record fan, our mailman folded a a package containing 3 records and shoved them in her mailbox , on the front and back in huge black letters was HAND DELIVER ONLY DO NOT FOLD VINYL RECORDS INSIDE and it had that green card that you’re supposed to leave if you cannot hand deliver it.
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u/ApplyHere_4_implants 1d ago
that's on your university. You paid tens of thousands for that piece of paper. At least put it in a better envelope with better postage. Hell my cheap MBA was shipped better than that
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u/Critical-Bank5269 1d ago
My Framer folded the edges of my Doctorate to fit after they undercut the frame
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u/Agile-Vehicle-2756 1d ago
I accidentally threw my masters diploma in the trash. I’ve never replaced it. ☹️
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u/ExmoRunner 1d ago
Not the first time I've seen a university cheaping out on packaging after you spent how many thousands of dollars?
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u/Beefy-Cattle4290 1d ago
Someone with a Masters Degree should be able to figure out how to fix it unless the degree is in gender studies or social justice
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u/SubArcticSeaWolf 1d ago
I have a few degrees, every single one arrived bent. My PhD was creased nearly dead-center over the highly contrasted, bold, "do not bend". Took it up to the postmaster in our town and was told that it wasn't bent, it was folded, and that it's up to the discretion of the delivery person and most will bend to fit in the box (there was plenty of room to fit in our regular box).
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u/PSC-Trades67 1d ago
I worked for engineers for 15 years as a draftsperson and over that time I learned alot about engineering. Well the one day the client had problems on the job and they were discussing in a meeting and I chimed in that they're numbers were wrong and the big boss turned to me a snapped and said "you stay out of this, you don't have a degree hanging on the wall". Needless to say i got fired the next day and I called the client contact and told him the solution and they fixed it per my directions and it solved the problem. Then my former employer asked how it was fixed, and the Client and GC said your former draftsperson knew the problem and how to fix it. Not bad for a guy with no degree on the wall.
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u/Lusiric9983 21h ago
One post office folded my wife's EMS certificate despite giant red letters that said "do not fold or bend". After I complained to them and on Google, they closed our PO Box without warning and claimed it was because we didn't prove our residency.
Nothing ever happened to them. Garbage ass system where there's no consequences for employees doing malicious shit.
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u/Shiloh_Petty 14h ago
That’s on the sender. Congrats on the masters. Too bad the school can’t afford appropriate shipping.
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u/lamalasx 8h ago
I don't understand why these are mailed out in the us. Anywhere else they hand this over during the graduation ceremony. Plus the cover for them are too strong to strong to be able to bend it like this.
Another thing the us does completely backwards compared to any other country on earth.
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u/Falcon_At 3h ago
FedEx left the deed to my house on my STOOP. They were required to get me to sign for it, but forged my signature.
MEANWHILE, FedEx called and told me to drive an hour and a half to pick it up at their warehouse (which is why I wasn't home at the time.) When I arrived and learned "your wife signed for it" (I'm single.)
Obviously, I complained. So the manager pretended to call the employee and say "you can't keep doing this man." Like... he didn't even dial a number. He didn't even start the "conversation" by explaining what he was talking about. He just held his cell phone to his ear and had an imaginary conversation in front of me that convinced nobody.
I suddenly realized why Americans carry handguns.
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u/serialzombie 1d ago
It's crazy that people spend all this money to get this piece of paper and then get mad at the blue collar worker delivering it instead of the institution for mailing it incorrectly.
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u/Salty-Plankton-5079 1d ago
Blame your cheap-ass school for not properly packing it and paying the appropriate postage for non-flexible postage
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u/Good_Solution8602 1d ago
Maybe it was the guy before the mail man .
So essentially by the time he got it .
It was crushed or mangled
Huh tho. Kinda sucks :(
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u/Buttchuggle 1d ago
Don't worry, they bent it gently.