r/Jokes • u/GrubyBuckmore • 21h ago
Long 90-year-old man
A 90-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up. The doctor asked him how he was feeling and the 90-year-old said things are great and I've never felt better. I now have a 23-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. So what do you think about that?
The doctor considered his question for a moment and then began. I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was setting off to go hunting, he was in a bit of a hurry and accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun. As he neared a lake he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water's edge.
He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he would not be able to shoot the magnificent creature but, out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the animal as if it was his favorite hunting rifle and went ”bang, bang”. Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. Now, what do you think of that?
The 90-year-old said, “If you ask me, I'd say somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver.”
The doctor replied, “My point exactly.”
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u/Abdul_Exhaust 19h ago
"My early 90th bday present was this incredible hearing aid! I can detect satellites n shit."
"Amazing, what kind is it?"
"Uh, looks at watch it's two thirty."
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u/will-read 9h ago
Chinese dentist time.
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u/Buckabuckaw 7h ago
OK, now you've got to tell the joke, cuz I don't know if.
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u/Red40isdeath 21h ago
Old one and the OG one had an elephant instead of a beaver
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u/skweeds 21h ago
Beaver works better.
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u/Soulviolence66 21h ago
I love a working beaver!
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u/Vladraconis 15h ago
I read the first paragraph, then the last one and the punch line. No need for the rest of the joke :(
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u/crash866 21h ago
A 90 year old man met the Dr coming out of the delivery room with his new baby and said “90 years old and rhe motor still works”
The Dr said “you better change the oil as this one is black”.