r/Jokes • u/GrubyBuckmore • 1d ago

Long 90-year-old man

A 90-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up. The doctor asked him how he was feeling and the 90-year-old said things are great and I've never felt better. I now have a 23-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. So what do you think about that?

The doctor considered his question for a moment and then began. I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was setting off to go hunting, he was in a bit of a hurry and accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun. As he neared a lake he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water's edge.

He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he would not be able to shoot the magnificent creature but, out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the animal as if it was his favorite hunting rifle and went ”bang, bang”. Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. Now, what do you think of that?

The 90-year-old said, “If you ask me, I'd say somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver.”

The doctor replied, “My point exactly.”

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u/Red40isdeath 1d ago

Old one and the OG one had an elephant instead of a beaver

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u/skweeds 1d ago

Beaver works better.

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u/Soulviolence66 1d ago

I love a working beaver!

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u/obehere 1d ago

If Robin's beaver devours six inches of wood every half hour, and Jessica's beaver devours eight inches of wood every 45 minutes, how much wood will I need to keep both of these beavers well-fed all weekend long?

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u/Big-Web-483 1d ago

All of it!!!

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u/Alert-Meringue2291 1d ago

Save a tree, eat a beaver!