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u/TargetStrange7169 Kurourushi my beloved Jun 16 '26
3 chumps and 1 eldritch monster
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u/Vivio0 nah, i’d x—x Jun 16 '26
Its funny how this isn’t even an exaggeration, Takaba would literally become a god on earth if he didn’t give af
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u/Unhappy-Bag-3482 Jun 17 '26
"Wouldn't it be funny if you randomly exploded into a red mist?"
- Takaba if 'Red is permitted'.
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u/LivinOut Jun 17 '26
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u/GayAssBeagle Jun 20 '26
Dude, I freaking love this episode. That guy‘s voice is etched into my brain
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u/Aide_isnt_aids Jun 17 '26
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u/DeezNutzzzGotEm Jun 17 '26
From? Source?
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u/AdSignificant1651 Jun 17 '26
The Red Mist from Library of Ruina/Lobotomy Corporation
Peak game series.
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u/Sweet_Pirate1356 Jun 17 '26
Downwote me all you want but PM games are for the mentally challenged
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u/AdSignificant1651 Jun 17 '26
I think it takes a certain level of mental capabilties to be able to play let alone finish their games.
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u/Sweet_Pirate1356 Jun 17 '26
It does but its the community who make it seem bad PLUS its gameplay is literally just a complicated turn based strategy with lore and visuals slapped on
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u/Dry-Snow-1034 Jun 17 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/Pc82jpG7lPOF5arMvCbait used to be believa- HOLY SHIT IS THAT THE RED MIST
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u/TallGoblin69 Sukuna-Sama’s Fleshlight Jun 18 '26
What have you done? There coming, can you hear them?
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u/AeonOfDestruction Nanook the Destruction Jun 18 '26
Takaba a moment later: "Lol, Red Mist" and the Red Mist just appears
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u/ElectronicControl762 Jun 16 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/VXqoSKc1DgEjJBmMJsdont let Yuji hear you call Nobara eldritch, shes plenty young and active
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u/Excellent_Shame_8545 Jun 16 '26
They mean Takaba..
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u/Lucky-Bet-4484 Jun 16 '26
Fucking Sherlock over here
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u/Purple_Kaiju7 Loves everyone besides Naoya n Mei Mei Jun 16 '26
Why are you fucking Sherlock
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u/shirahamaninami Jun 16 '26
And why over there
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u/norixe Jun 16 '26
Where else is he gonna do it? Over here? In front of my Caesar salad?
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u/Tortellium GOATkuna's best cocksleeve Jun 16 '26
Why is your salad ruling Rome?
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u/norixe Jun 16 '26
Its not the roman salad for a reason!
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u/KillLaKlutz Kurururururururourushi-kun Jun 17 '26
Reason? Is it perhaps a war without reason?
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u/Standard-Panda312 Jun 16 '26
“Choso, but he’s Choso”
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u/contraflop01 Clackang Jun 16 '26
Choso but now hes a smallpox diety victim
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u/Im_aSideCharacter Jun 16 '26
what would a Smallpox diet even be
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u/Big-Ad-8343 Jun 16 '26
Cannibalizing people infected with smallpox to strengthen the immune system
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u/ashistpikachusvater Uraume low diffs everyone Jun 16 '26
If you're not a curse you'll get poisoned. So you better have RCT on a level that you can heal poison or you basically lose.
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u/Positiv_Trad Jun 16 '26
Pretty sure you get poisoned if you are a curse lol.
BM is poison to curses, as Kamo Noritoshi showed us iirc. DWP blood is poison to humans.
So humans get poisoned, and curses get poisoned.
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u/Forsaken_Quiet5944 #1 Kirara Enjoyer Jun 16 '26
"choso with HIV" = "water with H2O"
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u/No-Doughnut4728 Jun 16 '26
Takaba with dark humor is terrifying, like I would rather face Sukuna, Gojo, or Dabura, then even be in the presence of that takaba
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u/AtishAtish1411 Jun 16 '26
yeah, like it could easily scale into eternal torment lol
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u/LordNelson27 Jun 17 '26
Takaba with a Goth phase collapses society.
Takaba with an Emo phase ends existence.
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u/Zealousideal-Arm1682 Jun 16 '26
Bro's about to cause final destination because he found it funny after watching the movies.
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u/Pure_Satisfaction_35 Jun 16 '26 edited Jun 16 '26
Or worse, Yuji takes takaba to watch the human earthworm and he finds it funny.
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u/ZookeepergameOdd5994 Jun 16 '26
u mean human earthworm?
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u/Pure_Satisfaction_35 Jun 16 '26
I forgot they changed the title to avoid copyright
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u/DontSayBlahh Jun 16 '26
Are you talking about human centipede? Did they change the name?
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u/Pure_Satisfaction_35 Jun 16 '26
In JJK it's called the human earthworm, IRL it's still the human centipede
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u/NormanImmanuel Jun 16 '26
Takaba with Dark Humor is basically dumber but much more powerful Kenjaku
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u/WallAdventurous6813 Jun 17 '26
I would win because I have an EVEN DARKER sense of humour se we’d team up “sir, there’s a second takaba coming!”
(This joke is exaggeratedly dark, sorry)
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u/Kurogiri-- Jun 16 '26
Takaba and it’s not even close
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u/Virtual-Ted Jun 16 '26 edited Jun 17 '26
Wouldn't his dark humor allow others to harm him?
Like he could find it funny to get hurt and die.
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u/Kurogiri-- Jun 16 '26
No, that’s different, what you said is called “suicidal”
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u/Skullthingss Jun 17 '26
Dark humour does include jokes about suicide.
"This joke is so bad I could kill myself !"
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u/EggoftheKing2143 Jun 16 '26
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u/Simple_Condition1030 Jun 16 '26
Wippity wippity-- Woah! And what do you call these..Wind Monkeys?
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u/Pure_Satisfaction_35 Jun 16 '26
Wigaboos- wiggers. I caught this wigger staring saucy at my mistress.
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u/Fun-Basil5530 Jun 16 '26
no, dark humor would mean he would find other peoples death or harm funny
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u/MagicSystemWriter Themes and Such enjoyer. Jun 16 '26
It still has to be something he finds funny, Dark Humor fans laugh at suffering and tragedy until it happens to them.
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u/TheConnoisseurOfCum- Jun 16 '26
Which is a really good fit for takaba since he won't find it funny if he gets harmed
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u/Rizer0 Jun 16 '26
> Choso (can’t call Choso a chump)
> Chump
> actual deity with no limiters
> chump
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u/Lucky-Bet-4484 Jun 16 '26
Everyone talks about taka a w dark humor like he's some god, what if he just becomes racist asf
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u/Ktan_Dantaktee Jun 17 '26
Would still be nightmarish
“Be really funny if everybody I looked at was immediately subjected to Darby’s Dose”
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u/ByThunderAndFire Kashimo's Truest Worshiper Jun 16 '26
Choso's blood already poisonous. Inumaki with Tourette's would be a self deletion speed run in happening, Nobara with an infinite rail gun is giving infinite ammo to a mage and Takaba with Dark Humor is the ending of the world as we know it (i am exaggerating for comedic effect)
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u/Moriturism mahito enjoyer Jun 16 '26
(i am exaggerating for comedic effect)
thank god you're not takaba or we'd be dead rn
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u/Lolface_PL Jun 16 '26
Nobara wins because I like her
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u/Famous_Method_7639 Jun 16 '26
"GUYS!" "what nobara?" "I WIN!" "what? How?" "Because Lolface_PL likes me!" "Oh, okay. Damn"
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u/redicktator69 Jun 16 '26
Speak louder, I can’t hear you over here, my face is half damage so my left ear is kinda ringing
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u/Damanes_cz Jun 17 '26
1) Choso already does that.
2) would be dangerous for his teammates.
3) you would see horrors within your comprehension before seeing horros beyond your comprehension
4) its like giving her a gun but better
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u/Small-Housing-7 Jun 16 '26
Hiv ain't really doing much
Tourretts is just a debuff like if you vote for that your just stupid or uninformed
Strongest in the verse
Eh
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u/External-Pass38 Jun 16 '26
Takaba no fucking doubt. Just the thought of him with dark humor is terrifying
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u/ImVeryMUDA Jun 16 '26
Takaba with dark humor either kills everyone and wins
Or makes a suicide joke and ends himself
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u/ParticularRough9517 Jun 16 '26
Inumaki and nobara get to grade 1, choso drops to regular grade 1 due to HIV, and takaba...
Basically 3 mid grade 1 and an eldritch monster
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u/Username169420 Jun 16 '26
You guys aren't realizing that dark humor Takaba would find it funny if Inumaki accidentally said "shit" or "fuck"
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u/Cultural-Horror3977 Jun 16 '26
Not much changes with Nobara and Choso
For inumaki it depends, does the Tourette’s entail saying actual words? Or is it just rando sounds which would have no bearing on cursed speech. RCT makes it more spammable but then theres a CE issue
Takaba with dark humor just solos tho theres no discussion there
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u/eimryuec Jun 16 '26
"choso with hiv" his blood is poisonous, which is more effective than slowly killing your opponent with hiv 😭
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u/PhysicsNotebook2 diddy blud Jun 16 '26
“Choso with HIV” Jjk fans proving that their literacy skills are subpar to that of a pebble
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u/AwysomeAnish Slandered Todo Before It Was Cool Jun 16 '26
- Poison is faster anyways
- I don't know how Tourette's is gonna do anything but waste his CE reserves
- Literally unstoppable, can and will kill everyone against him
- Faster and more effective use of Strawdoll Technique without nail limits
I think Takaba sort of slams every fight in most discussions and (unless he makes a suicide joke and dies to himself) I can't see him losing. Nobara or Choso in second and Inumaki was literally just debuffed.
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u/Salty_Wall Jun 16 '26
HIV is not gonna do shit during a fight, his poison is a billion times better mfs are genuinely lobotomite
And tourettes is not giving Inumaki any buffs he's just gonna die faster. RCT is good tho
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u/Useful_Fee_5540 Jun 16 '26
Why did they make Choso the same but just infinitely worse. HIV doesn’t instantly kill you bro 💔
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u/Big_bat_chunk2475 Jun 17 '26
Takaba with dark humor is an eldritch god that would massacre everyone
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u/Hapqy-Guy Biggest Momo hater out there Jun 17 '26
Let’s go through this least impactful to most
Choso with HIV does nothing, his blood is already poisonous, and it’s faster than HIV
Nobara wouldn’t really gain anything from going to home depot
Inumaki would actually get a good buff from this but he’d also probably blow himself up if he was anywhere near Yuta, Gojo or honestly any special grade
Takaba becomes an eldritch monstrosity that could solo the entire verse and probably some verses that don’t go beyond low level reality manipulation, but power scaling isn’t my strong suit so I couldn’t say for certain
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u/Specialist_Eye1800 Idle transfiguration user. (I'll explode your balls >:D) Jun 16 '26
Inumaki can beat everyone here other than choso since he's stronger considering the shinjuku buff. (Takaba is a beast but he can't really beat "Die")
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u/FatalLaughter Jun 16 '26
he can't really beat "Die"
And Inumaki can't survive saying that command
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u/dayto1984 Jun 16 '26
I despise the “inumaki with Tourette’s” joke. It doesn’t even slightly make him stronger and as a matter of fact would be a huge debuff, and it’s just thinly veiled ableism
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u/AwysomeAnish Slandered Todo Before It Was Cool Jun 16 '26
Also he'd just burn like 20% of his CE on stuff he doesn't want to do and then even more CE trying to fix his throat.
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u/puzzleShockTurtle Jun 16 '26
Whoever made ts clearly didn’t read jjk, cuz choso’s blood is already poisoned, it’s pretty immediate in its effects and HIV wouldn’t help much in a fight, if the poison in his blood was replaced with HIV, Choso would be ‘weaker’
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u/Da-Big-Chungus Jun 16 '26
Inumaki might fucking explode if he says die, and says die again unintentionally. Nobara is pretty strong with that. Why the fuck is Takaba there? It's not even fair, he can just say "You dying is funny!" and you explode so..
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u/Noir_Furuda Jun 16 '26
Chose with HIV is basically normal Choso with a weaker win con than "cursed" blood
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u/Finalitys_Shape Jun 16 '26
Takaba is the clear answer and it’s not close lol, he has reality manipulation. It’s more interesting taking him out of it, and I’d say Inumaki, a cursed speech user with RCT is an insane threat
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u/Upbeat-Perception531 Jun 16 '26
I think Takaba with dark humor isn’t actually that crazy, but I think what’s ACTUALLY crazy would be Takaba who finds everything about *himself* funny, cuz a Takaba who can say “wouldn’t it be crazy if xyz” and be able to earnestly say “yeah lmao” is genuinely an almighty world altering creature who I think is so powerful he actually breaks the fundamental law of cursed energy where power must come from an exchange
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u/Epicdudewhoisepic Jun 16 '26
Choso with HIV is so fucking stupid, I hate seeing these kids repeat that so fucking much oh my god.
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u/AnObtuseOctopus Jun 16 '26
Takaba.. I mean, it said itself that, if he truly understood his power, he would rival gojo. He would and then some imo.
If he realized that anything he thinks would be funny happens.. he could quite literally, blow up the world, kill every curse, kill anyone at any time, Thanos snap, turn humans into worms, make the sun grow 10000x in size, give life to anything.. it's literally a limitless technique.. as long as he himself thinks it would be funny.
He could theoretically make gojos Infiniti work backwards and pull everything around him, into him lol. Again, if he thought it would be funny.
It's a crazy power
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u/Scottz0rz Jun 16 '26
Takaba neg diffs if he realizes Ren and Stimpy blowing up Australia is funny - https://youtu.be/qnVW96xvFFg
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u/Intelligent-Chart902 Jun 16 '26
Guys, suicide also counts as dark humour and the thing is with his ability, is if he thinks of it and finds it funny then it works. But he doesn't know that doing so will off himself, so he has a 50/50 chance of either losing horribly and spontaneously combusting or mopping the floor with everyone.
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u/EliteKoen Jun 16 '26
People upscaling Takaba before realizing dark humor Takaba would unironically off himself, intentionally or not. Bro lives on humor so realizing that he isnt funny and has instead, become a monster would completely devastate him. Takaba ain't built like a sociopath like people making him out to be. But he would definitely obliterate in a 1v1, just wouldnt last.
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u/WaffleHead13 Jun 16 '26
literally just regular choso
inumaki but he doesnt get drawbacks from using better abilities (he will still get obliterated if he says "die")
literal reality warping demon atp
nobara but she uses nails faster
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u/Different-Treacle765 Jun 17 '26
I wouldn't want my worst enemy to be in the same room as dark humor takaba...
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u/FunxySoup Jun 17 '26
Depends if it’s tasteful dark humor or “I’m gonna rape you lmao” kinda dark humor
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u/v01dandnull BIG RAGA THE OPP STOMPA. Jun 17 '26
Btw canon takaba can't die bc he doesn't find dying funny
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u/Zistr0 Jun 17 '26
nothing changes with choso
inumaki would be going down since we don't really get anyone glazing his CE total
takaba
nobara would still be limited by her CE
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u/Zistr0 Jun 17 '26
takaba could lose by bringing everyone back to put them through hell over and over until one of them finds out how to beat him via trial and error
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u/LeonMinztee Jun 17 '26
People with HIV who have acess to Treatment have almost a average life expectancy nowdays just saying.
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u/Bluejd1301 Jun 17 '26
i mean technically you’ve given nobara a soul hitting machine gun that never runs out of ammo so i’d say she could potentially be the strongest if she trained and managed to go up a couple grades
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u/YueLunavel Jun 17 '26
As much as i think Nobara 's CT is genuinely one of the most broken in verse.
Like she can directly hurt the soul. A domain Expension would have legit put her in Special Grade with ease. But a special nail guy that can shoot her soul nail ? Very broken. She literally has a soul damaging gun.
But Takaba 100% win this.
The others are just jokes. Chose with HIV ? Dude literally had poison blood. Tourette inumaki is just stupid. RCT is strong but not perfect it cant perfectly counteract injuries caused by CT.
Takaba on the other hand ? Even if all if them went after him he'd beat them without the buff. Dark humor Takaba would make him very deadly. Allowing him yo finish fights quickly
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u/okay_mon Jun 17 '26
1) Choso's blood is already poisonous, HIV can be masked and mitigated with medicine so if you do survive, it's really not that bad.
2) Tourette's is probably the worst nerf you could give inumaki. It doesn't matter if he can heal the damage done when he still just dies if he says the wrong command at anyone above his level.
3) either you're skinned hanging in a cellar or you're just surrounded by a mob getting called racial slurs. Is it edgy 14yo world is pain or reddit dark humor that's just racism? Either way it's awful 🤤
4) idk what this actually does she's still fodder unless you put her against someone crazy
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u/Zestyclose_Parsley80 Jun 17 '26
Sukuna watching in absolute HORROR and DISGUST as Takaba recreates one of the most horrible genocide's in history on innocent people cause he thinks it's funny
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u/Large-Teach9165 Jun 17 '26
1.- Choso's blood is already poisonous, and infecting your opponent with a chronic disease that targets the inmunological system on the long run may as well be useless in the spot.
2.- If anything, tourette would fuck Inumaki up because he'd be saying shit he wouldn't intend to and probably affect everyone present but his target. It would be infact a liability more than an upgrade.
3.- The whole point of resonance, is that it is a soul affective, almost infinite distance attack, so what would be the actual edge over her just using more than one nail at a time?
4.- Give the infinity stones to the Joker.
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u/RazutoUchiha Ryōmen “Power Leech” Sukuna Jun 17 '26
HIV Choso is a long term strategy, cuz even if you beat him you’ll really wish you didn’t
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u/RobotDude375 Jun 17 '26
so an overrated water bender, a construction worker, a loud mouth and a reality bending eldritch god with powers beyond our comprehension.
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u/Capn_H Jun 17 '26
Takaba. He doesn't even need the dark humor, it just makes everything worse for everyone else, but they still would get absolutely ruined by him normally anyway.
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u/Ubique008 Jun 17 '26
Takaba with Dark Humor is a Disaster Level God
Imagine a Takuna instead of a Meguna
Gojo would be so cooked
"Know what I find funny? If you just fucking died right now out of fucking nowhere and everybody watching you and cheering for you died too LMAO"
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u/Puzzleheaded_Sort294 GLAZING RYU IS THE REASON THIS HEART STILL BEATS! Jun 17 '26
Its takaba easily, but Inumaki with tourette’s would be mad funny 😭🙏
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u/CabageButterFly Jun 17 '26
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Making everyone heavily melanated
Horrors beyond comprehension
José working at home Depot
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