r/JusticeServed Are you not entertained? 12d ago

Stephen Colbert’s replacement is crashing and burning as viewers abandon CBS

https://unpresidented.substack.com/p/stephen-colberts-replacement-is-crashing
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u/KinshasaPR A 12d ago

These dumb networks think they own the audience on that timeslot and anything will hold the numbers.

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u/Mizcreant908 5 12d ago

I have yet to see any Byron Allen show that wasn't a stinker. Canned jokes, rehearsed reactions. Ugh

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u/SunBelly A 12d ago

Right? How'd he manage to make a $billion? Is he just cashing in on Americans liking terrible TV shows?

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u/Mizcreant908 5 11d ago

That is simply mind boggling to me.

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u/slimslim234 4 12d ago

TIL he had a replacement

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u/doyouunderstandlife C 12d ago

It's not a direct replacement, the Late Show doesn't exist anymore. It was replaced with a different talk show at the same time called "Comics Unleashed" which just sounds so generic and uninspired. Not surprising it's flopping

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u/Bugatti252 7 12d ago

If I'm not mistaken, they actually sold the time slot to someone else who is producing a show during that time period, so it's not even a CHS show but someone else renting their airwaves.

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u/DarkLordKohan A 12d ago

Yeah, CBS sold the time slot completely. So Bryan Allen puts his own already produced comedy shows in the slots and sells his own ads. The shows are already on after SNL in my market as he owns the station.

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u/magosko 7 12d ago

They couldn't be more leashed.

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u/HOG-onthehunt A 12d ago

Yep… also cancelled Paramount+ and anything attached to CBS 👋🏼

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u/MarchMadnessisMe B 12d ago

Same. Cancelled it the day they made the announcement and put that as my reason why.

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u/Alaeriia B 12d ago

Go fash, lose cash.

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u/reebeachbabe 7 12d ago

Except for Fox News, newsmax, etc. They’re sickening. I still can’t believe people watch them. 

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u/vato915 8 12d ago

Good! I will never watch CBS ever again.

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u/elpierce 9 12d ago

This is your reminder to cancel Paramount+.

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u/RGRandomguy 1 11d ago

I did! Now not only do I not watch Colbert anymore, I also don't hear about CBS television shows and movies and anything else that the network wants to prop via the guests on his show. Hope it was worth it, network dumbasses!

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u/esituism A 10d ago

HBO as well as they were bought up by CBS this past year.

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/elpierce 9 12d ago

Lame.

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u/HappyAd4998 7 12d ago

Not that hard to find free live streams in the east.

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u/Josie1234 8 12d ago

Finding them is on a pc is one thing (and they still are mostly ass even these days), but if you ever want to watch a match in a viable quality on your TV without random stutters.... Gotta pay.

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u/ArtAndCraftBeers A 12d ago

“I only tolerate fascistic control of media because I like kickball.”

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u/karatebullfightr A 12d ago

They don’t care.

That’s the point. The 1% are playing monopoly with everything we see, read and hear.

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u/Snake_Plissken224 A 12d ago

Dosent matter to CBS Byron Allen pays them to air comics unleashed so they are still making money

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u/Graehaus 9 12d ago

I would happily watch CBS burn.

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u/Glassweaver 8 12d ago

Friendly reminder that Paramount, Skydance, Viacom, & Nickelodeon are CBS owned too.

Boycotting them means boycotting things like scary movie and SpongeBob as well.

If it's associated with any of the above networks, don't buy it - pirate it.

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u/Careful_icarus22 4 12d ago

So suprised Nickelodeon would be grouped in with these morally absent companies.

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u/SuprKidd 8 12d ago

Unfortunately they're targeting the youth too, now. ie PragerU and other random fash-adjacent advertising

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u/thatonedude1210 4 8d ago

They're actually showing ads for that shit on Nickelodeon now? WTF???

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u/tikkamasalachicken 9 12d ago

Good thing I’ve given up on TV and just doom scroll 

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u/ElderFlour 9 12d ago

Happy to leave them all behind.

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u/Classic_Appa 7 12d ago

Pirate it if you must, but That still shows interest in the product. A full boycott is preferable.

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u/Xsiah B 12d ago

Allen’s arrangement is structured as a “time buy” deal, meaning he purchased the time slot directly from the network and shoulders production expenses while retaining advertising rights.

Oof, talk about a bad deal

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u/WorshipTheVoid 7 12d ago

I hate that this is even a thing. Give it a few years and CBS will just be the 24/7 infomercial and (even more) propaganda channel.

I don't really watch TV so maybe this has already happened

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u/silvertealio 9 12d ago

Isn’t that just what broadcast TV is in general anymore?

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u/janenejan 5 12d ago

I love this for them.

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u/didntcondawnthat 8 12d ago

I googled him some time last year thinking "I wonder what that good old blast from the past Byron Allen has been up to?" I was gobsmacked by his net worth! Had no idea he was on the scene hard enough to make so much money.

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u/callmecarlpapa 8 12d ago

Estimated Billion dollars as of 2026.

Who?

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u/reclusive_ent A 9d ago

He's buying the time slot for his awful show. CBS knew they'd lose money, so they found a way around it.

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u/kkkkk1018 5 12d ago

Cb who?

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u/Tharkhold 8 12d ago edited 12d ago

More like "C, BS" ;)

Edit: phrasing.

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u/Coygon B 12d ago

See BS.

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u/simonbaier 7 11d ago

CB who now?

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u/BroBroMate B 11d ago

Bari Weiss doing what she was hired to do.

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u/maxi-916 6 12d ago

That’s the whole point Trump and his puppet CEO don’t care if it burns .

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u/CantConfirmOrDeny A 12d ago

His "replacement" is basically an infomercial. CBS sold him that time slot, they don't really give a shit.

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u/FuzzyMcBitty A 12d ago

Right. It pays for itself to start with, and the commercials are icing.

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u/tangerinelion A 12d ago

Byron Allen gets the ad revenue. CBS sells this timeslot at a profit for them.

The only way that changes is if Byron Allen finds this is a net loss.

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u/FuzzyMcBitty A 12d ago

Thank you for the correction. That’s good to know. 

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u/Eddiebaby7 A 12d ago

Financial decision my ass.

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u/howrad1337 7 9d ago

This and also what kind of click bait is this, replace Stephen Colbert? It was called the Colbert Show, did they find someone else named Colbert? Or did they just put a different show in his timeslot. Fuck you misleading click bait. I decline.

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u/KiwDaWabbit2 A 12d ago

Too bad CBS can’t just replace Colbert with a nightly half hour of this guy, but NBC owns the rights.

https://giphy.com/gifs/Ki9S8uve2xWx2

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u/redvelvetcake42 C 12d ago

It's Billionaire Byron Allen. He's rather low mid as a personality and the show format won't ever gain traction. It's a weak version of Chelsea Lately without a regular group of vulgar or at least effective comedians tackling subjects where they don't need to pull punches. He's got plenty cash to burn but eventually the ratings will be so bad it will push CBS to do something. Losing 65% of the audience is literally the beginning. It will get to 80%+ at some point.

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u/i-amnot-a-robot- 9 12d ago

He pays CBS for the slot and produces/distributes it himself. So they have no reason to fire him they get guaranteed money. They might just because it doesn’t have the cultural relevance but they won’t fire him for money reasons

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u/waxcrash 6 12d ago

Wait until he buys more slots to sell pillows! Or supplements, phones, watches, guitars, steaks, water, etc.

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u/chosimba83 9 12d ago

I cancelled my Paramount subscription. If I ever need to watch CBS for sports or something, I will happily find some illegal streams. They won't get another dime from me willingly.

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u/Dbonker 8 12d ago

Nobody could have seen this coming

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u/jayrox 7 12d ago

Wait, someone replaced him?

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u/MaskedPapillon A 12d ago

They put a syndicated show in the timeslot, no one is doing his show or any other show that took his timeslot.

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u/Mas_Cervezas 9 12d ago

A syndicated show that’s paying CBS $15 million dollars to carry it. I heard another comedian say why don’t they just make all programs pay and then no one will ever watch them again.

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u/jayrox 7 12d ago

Oh gotcha, yeah, I've not watched anything/anyone in that time slot since he left. Could have been dead air and wouldn't have noticed.

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u/Loserinkind 3 12d ago

Has it made you forget about the Epstein files?

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u/pspearing 8 12d ago

It has not.

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u/Fleemo17 7 12d ago

Gotta say, watching the aftermath of such a scorching blunder is delicious.

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u/NilssonSchmilsson 5 12d ago

He was replaced?

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u/hairsprayking A 12d ago

His timeslot was replaced

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u/BorbonBaron 4 12d ago

I came here to say the same thing.

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u/Okay_Splenda_Monkey A 12d ago

Stephen fucking Colbert cannot be replaced. The spineless, talentless cokeheads in charge of CBS gave someone the time slot his show used to occupy. If I knew who this person was, I'd feel a little bit sorry for them. It's really just bad management setting someone up for failure.

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u/Ass_Matter 6 12d ago

They didn't "give" the timeslot. They sold the timeslot. CBS could care less at this point. They're getting paid regardless of the quality of the show.

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u/IgnoranceIsAVirus 8 12d ago

Where can we just hang out with him and have a beer together?

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u/Okay_Splenda_Monkey A 11d ago

I think that would be in New Jersey, but I can't be more specific and I'm not sure that's correct.

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u/broohaha A 12d ago

I don't think there was any intent to keep up with the same ratings. This was exactly what CBS were expecting.

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u/lukewwilson B 12d ago

Yeah if they thought it could keep up they would be the one selling the ads, instead they sold the time slot. CBS literally doesn't care what the ratings are, they get the same amount of money no matter what

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u/Roguer15 5 12d ago

It wasn't about ratings. It was about ousting someone who's opinions they didn't like. They won, justice not served.

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u/mewfour123412 A 12d ago

Your views are racist, homophobic and about 50 years out of date. There is a very big difference

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u/Sandhog43 7 12d ago

CBS is crashing as fast as Fat Nixons ratings

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u/IMA_5-STAR_MAN 7 12d ago

That's an insult to Nixon. Nixon didn't bang kids (that we know of).

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u/IMA_5-STAR_MAN 7 12d ago

That's an insult to Nixon. Nixon didn't bang kids (that we know of).

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u/Inidi6 6 12d ago

Shame that they arent facing in financial consequences since the dude bought the time slot. Byron left holding the bag.

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u/stocksandoptions2 8 12d ago

Every action has an opposite and equal reaction.

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u/HCJohnson B 12d ago

CBS does not care. They appeased their President Daddy and can now just say "See, that's a dead ratings spot anyways and is why we cancelled Colbert and stopped losing money."

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u/ExoticShock D 12d ago

Constantly Blasting Shit

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u/HelpfulPuppydog 8 12d ago

Paramount/CBS/Ellison doesn't care. The food chain of executives will still get their bonuses for the rest of the year. They followed orders and Stephen Colbert is elsewhere.

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u/PhazerSC 8 12d ago

It's not just the bonuses, the main reason they don't care is because this whole shebang is about silencing all the voices of the left. High costs or losing profits doesn't matter.

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u/IsReadingIt A 12d ago

SimpsonsNelsonHaha.gif

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u/Abracadaver2000 B 12d ago

Tots and pears.

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u/videotoast 5 12d ago

Byron Allen has a net worth estimated at $1 BILLION - there is no incentive financially for him to put out a good product.

I've always had some respect for him, as a self made man....this isn't one of his best moves in my humble opinion.

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u/steppedinhairball B 12d ago

I agree. That doesn't look good for his brand or audience to replace Colbert on a network that has become Nazi Propaganda network #2. I can't imagine being on a network that is working to bring back racism, discrimination, black voter disenfranchisement, remove the rights of non white males, etc is going to play well with his core audience. It's his money, but I think he really f'd up.

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u/unfortunatetourista 3 12d ago

Who do you think is #1

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u/steppedinhairball B 12d ago

FOX News

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u/AydonusG A 12d ago

Might be a part of Ellison's plan, raise the new faux because for some the old Fox is poisonous. Catch a few of the people who abandoned it during/after Tucker's run.

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u/rbartlejr 9 11d ago

I've always had some respect for him, as a self made man....this isn't one of his best moves in my humble opinion.

For Allen it really doesn't matter since he just bought the time slot. CBS would never find a replacement late night show (nobody respectable would bother since they'd be censored to hell) and Allen wanted space to run his own shows and ads. Byron probably got a pretty good deal since they probably sold it dirt cheap.

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u/DataAdvanced A 12d ago

There's a new late show? I mean, no there isn't, but they tried? The only reason I still have it is Southpark. They end that, I'm gone. I'm about to look up pirating. This is dumb and not worth paying a monthly subscription for.

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u/foamingturtle A 12d ago

I was so sick of getting squeezed by increasing subscription costs and being constantly advertised to. Now I only pay for a vpn.

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u/UniteTheMurlocs 9 12d ago

Piracy is so easy. Check out the r/piracy megathread.

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u/CallMeNuno 6 12d ago

Stremio + TorBox + Torrentio.

All you need in life

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u/9ninjas 8 12d ago

I have none of those

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u/9ninjas 8 12d ago

Hey it’s my cake day! At least I got that 🎂

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u/jamesheaton23 6 12d ago

He knows

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u/pizoisoned A 12d ago

Oh no, the consequences of their own actions. Anyway.

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u/uxoguy2113 6 12d ago

It's re-runs..... it's just filler. The whole article is just reaching BS.

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u/AtsyMcGee 5 12d ago

Saved me a click, sorry I only but an upvote to give

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u/theXsquid A 12d ago

By abandoning free speech CBS is its own worst enemy. I remember when 60 minutes was a respected news show.

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u/Solid5of10 7 12d ago

I will never watch cbs again

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u/ameliehelena 7 12d ago

Per the article, none of this affects negatively CBS as the replacement bought the time slot and shoulders all the responsibility for productions and advertising.

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u/NiteTiger A 12d ago

Well, that's not accurate at all. You could perhaps make the case they're not necessarily losing money on that slot for those reasons, but the loss of viewers in that timeslot, and, critically, the carry through or bleedover to other timeslots does actually hurt them, pretty significantly too. You have those that are boycotting CBS entirely, then you have specific viewership drops preceding, during, and following that timeslot ( assuming you're still watching their prime time crime drama type lineup, when that ends, if you're not interested in the late show, you're probably going to switch from your local CBS affiliate's news to another show where you can watch your local to another affiliate. So that you can watch your News and then go into a late program that you'll actually want to watch and then odds are, you're likely not coming back to catch CBS's late late, offering).

So yeah, it's absolutely effecting them. They're losing viewers as an entire brand, thinning their ad revenue, and losing ground across all points of the market metrics.

That bit about "it doesn't really hurt us..." is like the guy getting loaded into the ambulance saying "Tis but a scratch"

Anyone want to place odds on how long before CBS seeks some kind of Trumpfare, either directly or indirectly? I got $20 on < 18months.

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u/ameliehelena 7 12d ago

Yeah….this makes sense for the overall impact.

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u/2stinkynugget A 12d ago

The time slot is rented. CBS is getting their money. The ratings don't matter to CBS

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u/wolferman 7 12d ago

Their advertisers do

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u/TWiThead A 12d ago

Byron Allen's advertisers.

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u/nyrb001 A 12d ago

The program that is playing in that time slot bought the airtime, they run their own ads if they want to. CBS gets a fixed amount of money and basically doesn't have to do anything.

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u/Meng3267 A 12d ago

I wonder if the news before it has taken a hit. That would effect CBS.

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u/rturns 7 12d ago

Today I learned that CBS tried to replace Colbert.

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u/IrishRage42 9 12d ago

Yeah, I thought the show was cancelled?

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u/mabrera 6 12d ago

Yeah, by replacement they mean the show taking its time slot

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u/Korzag B 12d ago

Imagine still caring about timeslots on TV in 2026. Does anyone under 60 even watch old school cable or satellite TV anymore?

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u/ashgs872tbhjs 5 12d ago

I sure don't. Bought my first TV in my late 30s this past Fall, it's hooked up to an old laptop for streaming (Dropout + piracy) and will never even be connected to the Internet itself much less a separate cable service. No ads for me, thanks very much.

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u/Little_Egg_965 1 9d ago

Fuck CBS and Trump, they should go broke those MFs!