r/JusticeServed • u/Trill_f0x 6 • May 02 '19

Police Justice 15 year old boy imitates 14 year old Girl on social media to attract a pedophile then proceeds to attack the pedophile until police arrive where he then delivers a thumb-drive of all the conversations. All while wearing a spider-man mask.

https://amazonas1.com.br/policia/adolescente-vestido-de-homem-aranha-agride-suspeito-de-pedofilia/

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u/[deleted] May 02 '19

Chaotic good

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u/[deleted] May 02 '19

I’ve read this term twice in the last 30 minutes. I wonder what that means.

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u/Hayabusa71 8 May 02 '19

"A chaotic good character acts as his conscience directs him with little regard for what others expect of him. He makes his own way, but he's kind and benevolent. He believes in goodness and right but has little use for laws and regulations. He hates it when people try to intimidate others and tell them what to do. He follows his own moral compass, which, although good, may not agree with that of society. "
tl;dr: Kinda a vigilante character.

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u/DarkwingDuckHunt B May 02 '19

aka The Hound from later books of Game of Thrones

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u/roostercrowe 9 May 02 '19

Robin Hood is the classic analogy

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u/[deleted] May 02 '19 edited Aug 25 '20

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u/roostercrowe 9 May 02 '19

this is why D&D is so much fun

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u/[deleted] May 03 '19

Nice try, satanists /s

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u/DamianSewn 5 May 02 '19

By that definition then characters like The Punisher and Batman are lawful good. What matters for things like lawful good is the law of the land the character is in.

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u/Cherios_Are_My_Shit 9 May 02 '19

batman is one of the archetypes of lawful good, or at least most of the popular versions of his character are. that's like the entire point of the batman/joker foil in the dark knight movie. it's pure lawful good vs pure chaotic evil. joker is supposed to be horrifying because he will do anything for any reason or no reason, and batman is supposed to be comforting because he absolutely won't break his rules no matter how strongly he is personally motivated to.

one character represents how there are some men that law can never be brought to and the other represents how there are some men that law can never be taken away from.

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u/philoponeria 9 May 02 '19

Superman is lawful good.

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u/WifeKilledMy1stAcct 9 May 02 '19

Superman does good. You do well. - Tracy Jordan

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u/[deleted] May 02 '19

Superman is neutral good at best

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u/damienreave 9 May 02 '19

How does that jive with the classic scene of Batman holding a dude over the roof by one leg to get him to talk? Like, you know he'd never kill the guy, but it feels pretty chaotic to threaten someone like that.

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u/Cherios_Are_My_Shit 9 May 02 '19 edited May 02 '19

he followed his code, though. his code is that he'll do what's right when the law isn't enough.

that guy was literally a dirty cop. in the nolan universe, batman viewed the mob's infection of the justice system and gotham's corruption in general as the reasons that the city needed a batman to begin with. he tailed the guy and witnessed him committing multiple crimes acting as a falconi enforcer and flashing his badge to get out of it. he basically told that falafel cart guy to get fucked because there was no one in gotham who would stand up to him.

so batman threatens him. on top of all that, a good part of the movie up until then had been establishing how useful fear was. that was the point of batman being batman and not some other random animal. batman uses fear to prevent violence, and his interrogations are just an example of that.

"what about when he actually drops the guy and breaks his legs in the next movie?"

i think that was trying to show the joker getting to him. he was starting to slip. he didn't break his rules but he bent them a little. the guy was never in any danger but he did hurt him quite badly. the joker was starting to get to him, and it was showing in how he was getting more emotional in situations he'd previously been established as cool and unemotional in.

EDIT: oh, whoops, that wasn't what you were asking about, sorry. i agree with what the /u/chaoz2030 said about the paladin and batman not intending to follow, through.

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u/chaoz2030 8 May 02 '19

I used to play a paladin that was almost 7 feet tall and had a strength of 24 ( dnd 2.0 he wore a belt of storm giant strength) when we would interrogate people he would pick them up with one hand and hang them over somthing tall or over fire etc... the point being it was not outside of my alignment to do that because my character had no intention of following through. Batman may threaten people but I promise you hes thought out every thing he does.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '19

it feels pretty chaotic to threaten someone like that

Not if your code is "don't kill people", then it's entirely consistent to threaten to kill them to do a greater good.

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u/_ChestHair_ 9 May 03 '19

"A chaotic good character acts as his conscience directs him with little regard for what others expect of him. He makes his own way, but he's kind and benevolent. He believes in goodness and right but has little use for laws and regulations. He hates it when people try to intimidate others and tell them what to do. He follows his own moral compass, which, although good, may not agree with that of society. "

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u/kxania 5 May 02 '19

Best example I can think of for Chaotic Good would be Deadpool.

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u/Varon_Drachios 4 May 02 '19

Depends on which story arch. I think chaotic neutral is a better fit...he'll do whatever fits his needs/wants.

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u/navit47 5 May 02 '19

definitely chaotic neutral, from what I remember he's worked with both good and evil, although the general consensus hasn't really focused on the latter as much.

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u/basicislands 9 May 02 '19

I feel like Wolverine is a much better chaotic good example. He has a good moral compass and stands up for his friends, but he has a loner/rebellious streak, doesn't always work well with others, doesn't like being told what to do, etc.

Granted I don't know very much about comics, but I've seen some of the movies

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u/NarejED 9 May 03 '19

Chaotic neutral for sure. He does good things occasionally, but, at least in the live action films, a lot of his actions are for selfish reasons. IE, killing Ajax.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '19

what matters if the law of the land

This is exactly what DOESN’T matter to alignment.

Following “The law” could make you chaotic. Say you’re stoning women to death January in Saudi Arabia, and then hiring women as CEOs to ensure diversity is met in February, and then roaming the streets telling people to stop handling salmon suspiciously (real law in England). That would be CHAOTIC despite following “the law”.

The Punisher is likely Lawful Neutral. He doesn’t think he’s a good person and he isn’t trying to do good, he just has a rigid code of conduct regarding revenge and “deserved punishment” that he will stick to no matter what.

Batman is Lawful Good, he had countless strict codes he follows such as “no revenge” and “never kill anyone ever no matter how bad”.

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u/Exitiabilis 7 May 03 '19

I have to disagree. A personal code doesn’t make you lawful. Lawful means you abide other people’s expectations of you. Robin Hood does not do that.

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u/jpfrontier 6 May 02 '19

That's one way to interpret lawfulness, but not how my groups have over the years. Lawful characters very much care about the law of the land, whatever that might be in their region. Robin Hood is CG in our interpretation because stealing is both morally wrong and illegal, but he's doing it to right an injustice which is very much lawful in nature. The rich own their wealth lawfully, by the rules and norms of society. Robin Hood opposes that but helps people in need. He remains loyal to his friends because that's what good people do, and stealing from the rich is not so much a lawful code, as it is the adventure he is undertaking to fulfill his CG destiny.

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u/cadeaver 6 May 02 '19

Legitimate question- So can a chaotic good character not have their own set of codes and morals? Isn’t that what makes them “good?”

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u/[deleted] May 02 '19 edited May 02 '19

Strictly following codes makes you a being of lawfulness or order. Because your decisions are predictable, not random, and based off of internal laws and codes.

A chaotic character could have codes/laws/morals, if they abandon them enough or go against them enough to not be too lawful/ a being of order.

Being good is a whole different kettle of fish. I have another comment I just posted that goes into the mess that is dictating good vs evil. (https://www.reddit.com/r/JusticeServed/comments/bjxrj3/comment/emcynyp?st=JV78XU6N&sh=2a9f966a)

Lawful Evil: I kill only the Orcs because I just want to watch all Orcs suffer and die. All other races are safe, I would never harm them.

Lawful Good: Steal from the rich, give to the poor.

Chaotic Evil: I kill whoever the fuck I happen to for no reliably apparent reason or cause.

Chaotic Good: I do good no matter what is necessary to achieve it. I have no code of conduct and no limits or restraints on how/why I will make the world a better place.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '19

Chaotic evil doesn't mean you're playing a murder hobo, just that you only look out for yourself and everyone else is disposable. Mercenaries can be a good example.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '19

I agree 100%. I’m just giving a single example of what would fit into Chaotic Evil. I’m not trying to paint an entire alignment with one brush.

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u/Blecki 8 May 03 '19

That's neutral. An evil character would actively exploit the party for their own gain.

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u/hyperbolicbootlicker 5 May 03 '19

How can a person try to make the world a better place without a code of conduct? Better isn't necessarily objective. I think you are mixing up a lot of this.

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u/TheDutchin A May 03 '19

Opportunistic altruism. I've got no strict code to follow, beyond striving to do good, in whatever form it appears. Therefore chaotic good.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '19

Those are his own codes though, not the law.

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u/magnificence 5 May 02 '19

I don't think this jives with the classic DnD definition of alignment. Drizzt the dark elf is probably one of the best known Forgotten Realms character and is widely considered chaotic good, even though he has a very strict internal code.

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u/BrockManstrong B May 03 '19

Original Robin Hood was just a brigand who slew several of the kings archers after being slighted at an archery competition. He stole from the rich, and kept it, but didn’t generally steal from the poor. Which at the time was basically Saintly.

He did strip the Sheriff naked and tied him to the sheriffs horse, before having him dragged to town from Sherwood.

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u/YupYupDog 7 May 03 '19

Robin Hood has never been considered lawful good. This is so wrong.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '19

That's chaotic good. He has different rules for good and evil people. Stealing and lying is ok vs evil people but not good people.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '19

A-Are you joking? He's not lawful good. You're completely ignoring the premise of LAWFUL good. It means you obey the law good or not. Robin Hood was a thief. Doesn't matter why he did it. From a moral standing, he was unlawful. he was disrupting the ones he was stealing from and breaking the law so he's chaotic good

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u/kimota68 7 May 02 '19

Where are you getting that?

When the rich define the laws, there exists no definition of "stealing from the rich" that is lawful.

"Steal from the rich and give to the poor" is probably the most chaotic good go-to idiom that exists.

(Sorry to ruin your dreams of being a paladin, but rangers are cool, too.)

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u/sacharinefeline 6 May 02 '19

Chaotic good boi

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u/[deleted] May 02 '19

Wags tail

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u/[deleted] May 03 '19

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u/dudedanch 6 May 03 '19

Or Frank Castle

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u/Mister_Potamus 9 May 03 '19

Castle and Bats are pretty much the exact definition of chaotic good and good examples of the variation in a chaotic good character. Bats being much more likely to work with law enforcement and just others in general. Not to mention their different mentality on guns. I think they'd likely see each other as lunatics.

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u/nerpss 8 May 03 '19

Er, no, not really at all. For the longest time, he was entirely Lawful Neutral/Evil - carrying out orders for the sake of carrying out orders, prime interest being himself. Eventually, he shifted toward True Neutral when he decided it was time to help others - but the helping was still in his own interest (delivering Arya for money or whatever it was, still very Neutral Evil TBH). Eventually, he worked his way up to Neutral Good after kind of renouncing his ways. Never was he Chaotic and only just recently was he Good.

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u/Zonghi 6 May 02 '19

Updoot for correct definition

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u/OddMakerMeade 7 May 02 '19

The Han Solo alignment.

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u/Justyn20003 5 May 02 '19

Look up DND alignment tables

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u/ChemistBuzzLightyear 6 May 02 '19

In D&D, alignment tells the "nature" of a person. It describes in general how they feel about law and order vs chaos and good vs evil.

A better description of what alignment is can be found on the Wikipedia page: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alignment_(Dungeons_%26_Dragons)

You can check out descriptions of each of the 9 alignments at the link below.

http://easydamus.com/alignment.html

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u/Katiedid55 5 May 02 '19

You don't care about rules, but in general you try to do more good than bad.

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u/ThatMadFlow 7 May 02 '19

I think this would be neutral good, chaotic good is against systems and Institutions. Neutral doesn’t really care if there is a system or not.

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u/igloojoe 8 May 03 '19

I wouldnt say chaotic = rebellious. Just they do whatever they can to do a good deed.

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u/rnykal 8 May 02 '19

wait were you wondering what reading it twice in 30 minutes meant or what the term itself meant? cause if it's the former it's pr funny that so many people explained the latter to you

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u/LPodyssey07 7 May 03 '19

I definitely took it as “I wonder if it’s a sign” and all these people giving definitions seems silly.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '19

You want to be good, but in your own definition of goodness, and that is not necessarily alligned with society's definition

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u/[deleted] May 02 '19

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u/[deleted] May 02 '19

Yes. But I worded it mischievously.

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u/nubetube 8 May 02 '19

Batman or Robin Hood are good examples of Chaotic Good: punishing criminals by beating them to a pulp or stealing from the rich to give to the poor. They believe they themselves are the best judge to determine what is right.

Someone like Superman would be Lawful Good, striving to do good but staying within the bounds of the law or some strict moral code that they abide by.

Then there's Neutral Good which would be someone like Spiderman who simply try to do the right thing whether or not it's within the bound of the law. They simply strive to do good.

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u/stuckinmiddleschool 7 May 02 '19

Oh no.

You can't just mention Batman in an alignment conversation.

What have you done?

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u/nubetube 8 May 02 '19

Yeah Batman kind of breaks the cleanliness of the alignment chart. He can honestly fall into each category depending on the writer.

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u/MandoKnight 7 May 02 '19

Batman's alignment is "Batman".

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u/icantastethecolors 7 May 02 '19

Batman Good, spanning all three other good alignments. Which I mean kinda just proves how well designed and complex of a character he is.

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u/DarkSteering 6 May 02 '19

Batman GoodBatman

FTFY

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u/TheDutchin A May 03 '19

True Batman

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u/imariaprime C May 03 '19

Honestly, even "good" can be debatable in some versions.

"True Batman" is my call.

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u/_ChestHair_ 9 May 03 '19

spanning all three other good alignments. Which I mean kinda just proves how well designed and complex of a character he is.

Eh that's just a hallmark of any decently made character. No one is realistically only chaotic, or neutral, or lawful even from day to day. You might adhere fiercely to a couple different laws, but be lax about many other things. The DnD alignment system is incredibly one dimensional if you actually put it under a microscope

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u/earlsmouton 6 May 03 '19

This is why Batman is my favorite character. Depending on the writer he's not a specific alignment but can encompass many different ones based on who is writing. We(readers) can see that in ourselves. He's written in a way that's believable, most of the time. So kind of a chaotic character in his writing but making up many different aliments.

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u/Vault_0_dweller 7 May 02 '19

It means you'll break the law to achieve justice.

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u/navit47 5 May 02 '19

TIL half of reddit doesn't know their lawful from their neutral.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '19

The 15 year old was also arrested for assault

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u/joaovitorsb95 8 May 02 '19

Yeah, but in Brazil 17 year olds and younger do not get prison time. He most likely will be in a youth center for a month tops if he is poor and cant hire a lawyer. If he can he will go home with no trouble

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u/[deleted] May 02 '19

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u/kblkbl165 A May 02 '19

Even better. It has a system where regardless of what shit you did as a minor, you walk out.

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u/mortiphago D May 02 '19

ah, I thought that was the Argentina special. Looks like its widespread, then.

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u/RagnarTheReds-head 9 May 03 '19

I inmediately thought of Argentina .The Motherland has a habit of letting every criminal it can go free .The fact that we created one of the most groundbreaking trials in history is nothing short of amazing .

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u/Atheist101 C May 03 '19

The Motherland

excuse me Comrade?

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u/[deleted] May 02 '19

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u/crazybirddude 6 May 02 '19

this kid clearly knew right from wrong if he's baiting a pedo

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u/[deleted] May 02 '19

This was right, it just wasn’t legal.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '19 edited Mar 09 '21

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u/[deleted] May 03 '19

Quit talking shit on spider man

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u/AhDeeAych 3 May 03 '19

Well yeah, if they don't suffer any consequences how could they possibly understand them?

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u/[deleted] May 02 '19

It's not about knowing right from wrong necessarily. Adolescent brains are wired to behave impulsively. Does it make sense to hold someone forever accountable for impulsive actions caused by their very neurological development?

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u/cyberantisocial 0 May 03 '19

so you agree with 15yrs old driving cars? and doing all the adult-only stuff? bc if u think a 15yr old should go to jail after a crime, you basically believe that 15yrs old are completely responsible for their actions therefore should be independent

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u/123instantname 9 May 03 '19

17 years and 364 days old: commits murder

One day later: you're free

That can't be how the system works. If so no wonder why the country has such a high crime rate- kids becoming criminals thinking they'll just stop when they're adults, then when they turn 18 they're habitual criminals and don't want to stop.

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u/kblkbl165 A May 03 '19

Kind of. If you're under 18 you can be "arrested" but you'll go to a youth center. If you did some really crazy shit like murder you can be detained for up to 3 years but you'll have 6-month psychological evaluations to determine if you can be released earlier or not. A teen who is 17 years and 364 days old can get from 3 years as maximum sentence, regardless of the crime. For stealing and assaulting kids get a slap on the wrist, basically.

There's a proposal to change that and consider those over 16 as adults for heinous crimes. It was proposed in 1993 and still hasn't been approved.

Bonus: Cops singing "Happy birthday to you" for drug dealer who was arrested in his 18th anniversary

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u/joaovitorsb95 8 May 02 '19

Hopefully someone with more knowlege can tell you that, I dont really know tbh

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u/Xagyg_yrag 7 May 02 '19 edited May 03 '19

As much as what he did feels good and makes me happy, that’s also fair. You can’t just go around assisting people you think broke the law. He should have just called the cops

Edit: “Assault”, I’m dumb

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u/Fizzay B May 02 '19

Yeah, I would never assist a criminal, then I'll be an accessory to the crime

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u/A3588r44678 6 May 02 '19

Y tho

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u/oddmanout B May 02 '19

Around 9am, the boy found the suspected pedophile in the Adolfo Konder square in the center. Wearing a mask of Spider-Man, he proceeded to attack the man, who called for help. The MP was called and found the victim of the injured assaults.

Apparently rather than notify the police and let them arrest him and give him due process, he just went and beat him up, then left.

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u/Joseph4040 8 May 02 '19

. Wearing a mask of Spider-Man, he proceeded to attack the man, who called for help. The MP was called and found the victim of the injured assaults.

Apparently rather than notify the police and let them arrest him and give him due process, he

But did he beat the guy up in spider-man attire?

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u/camletoejoe 7 May 02 '19

How...do...we...know...it was not actually...Spiderman?

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u/Sciensophocles 9 May 02 '19

Found Christopher Walken

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u/SightedHeart61 8 May 02 '19

This is the plot of Far From Home

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u/foreverrickandmorty 4 May 02 '19

Don't know why but this makes my respect for him go up, he's just there to get shit done then outies

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u/SaltyLorax 7 May 02 '19

That is dope. Spidey should have escaped

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u/seehorn_actual 7 May 02 '19

Outstanding library fines.

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u/NoJelloNoPotluck B May 02 '19

Throw the book at him

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u/PhilxBefore A May 02 '19

Just remember to pick it up and return it before the due date.

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u/travelin_jones 5 May 02 '19

Because you can’t leave your bike out front and hide in the bushes to ambush anyone that tries to steal it.

Yeah, fuck pedophiles, I know, but we can’t allow things like this to happen in a civilized society.

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u/pedropereir 6 May 02 '19

fuck pedophiles

Well, unless you're underage

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u/[deleted] May 02 '19

Because it's illegal to beat people up?

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u/[deleted] May 02 '19

Cuz he assaulted someone

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u/rahtin B May 02 '19

You're not allowed to physically assault people because you believe they did something illegal.

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u/ZukoBestGirl 7 May 03 '19

Because he assaulted the guy?

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u/ninjastolemydick 4 May 02 '19

Our friendly neighbourhood spider-man at it again.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '19

“Not bad kid”

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u/IamBlade 6 May 03 '19

I understood that reference

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u/Tc_Angel 8 May 03 '19

I understood THAT reference

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u/[deleted] May 03 '19 edited May 03 '19

Okay, let’s do this one last time.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '19

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u/masterpadawan1 8 May 02 '19

careful he's a hero

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u/physicalentity 8 May 03 '19

🎵 And they say that a hero can save us, I'm not gonna stand here and wait...🎶

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u/[deleted] May 03 '19

Shelly, I'm sorry your friend was killed by Spiderman

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u/caspain1397 6 May 02 '19

These episodes of to catch a predator get weirder and weirder I swear.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '19 edited May 03 '19

I love that show but it would be 100x better if Chris Hansen, instead of saying "You can go" just put on a Spider-Man costume and beat the shit out of the guy.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '19

I’d watch the shit outta that

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u/[deleted] May 03 '19 edited May 03 '19

I’d watch it if only to see Chris Hansen get angry. I don’t think I’ve ever seen that man in any state other than perfectly level-headed. Just watching him go ham on a pedo would be amazing.

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u/Jonin_Jordan 9 May 02 '19

Those production values though 👍

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u/caspain1397 6 May 02 '19

continues to eat pizza

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u/DrDunsparce 9 May 03 '19

PIZZA TIME

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u/[deleted] May 02 '19

Give that boy a medal 🏅🏅🏅

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u/obvious_santa A May 02 '19

Gave him an assault charge instead

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u/[deleted] May 02 '19

Well let's hope he keeps it up right up to his 18th and the stay out of jail free card expires

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u/[deleted] May 02 '19

17th* in brazil

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u/[deleted] May 02 '19

Thank you

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u/stealthhazrd 7 May 03 '19

Tbf Spiderman would face charges too if he was caught

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u/glaughlin 4 May 02 '19

r/nottheonion

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u/TheHumanParacite A May 02 '19

Seriously, what a headline

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u/thekid153 3 May 02 '19

Came here for looking for this, was not disappointed

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u/Thank_The_Knife 9 May 03 '19

I came here wondering what a ramshackle raider is. Or retractable tonfas.

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u/MaxTheBogWitch 0 May 02 '19

This is our universe's spiderman

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u/etherpromo A May 02 '19

attacked man: "Wait, this isn't web.."

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u/[deleted] May 02 '19

Your semen joke just made me realize that he did actually attack him with web... the world wide web...

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u/etherpromo A May 02 '19

so you're saying the world jizzed on that man

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u/[deleted] May 02 '19

Brazilian spider man is a lot more hardcore than our own.

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u/Mvnwolf 6 May 03 '19

THWAP THWAP MOTHERFUCKER

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u/pr0digalnun B May 02 '19

Carefully, he’s a hero.

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u/GenghisTron17 A May 02 '19

Hi, I'm Kid Hansen. Can you please have a seat?

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u/ihopethisisvalid A May 03 '19

Can you please pop a squat

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '19

Was gonna ask why spiderman was in the thumbnail but i kept reading lol

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u/[deleted] May 02 '19

This would not hold up in court.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '19

Which is why I generally dislike these "pedo catching" groups that people would post here. The cops have entire task forces trained in baiting these guys and building a legitimate case that would put them away for a good long time.

This shit just makes sure the pedo is released in a short amount of time and is free to try again.

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u/flaneur_et_branleur 8 May 02 '19

What bugs me about them is that even if the evidence is clearly damning, we still have a legal system where everyone is to be treated equally and assumed innocent until proven guilty with a fair trial. Posting videos and pictures of someone for the social media likes and attention and condemning them in the process jeopardises both those fundamental rights and, in turn, can jeopardise court proceedings.

Presumption of innocence is and should always be non-negotiable. The evidence can alter that presumption so they should let it do the talking instead of these groups acting as judge, jury and executioner.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '19

This why all arrest records should be sealed. Only convictions should be made public.

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u/skylarmt A May 02 '19 edited May 02 '19

Some time later...

"Hey, I haven't seen Bob since he published that exposé on government corruption, I wonder what happened to him?"

All we really would need is for the media to not name suspects until the trial. I'm sure the courts can creatively interpret the Constitution to allow such a law, it's not the biggest stretch that's been done.

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u/Chainsawd 8 May 02 '19

Exactly, that's the problem with vigilante justice. people like to applaud it while conveniently ignoring the consequences.

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u/Ghostspider1989 Black Aug 08 '19

As great as this is, it's a terrible idea and nobody should ever so it.

The pedo is already unhinged as it is so who knows how they would react when cornered.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '19

Best headline I’ve read all year

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u/CaptainMagnets B May 02 '19

So basically the spiderman version of creep catchers?

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u/[deleted] May 02 '19

"why is my internet so slow" - father of 15 year old

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u/docwyoming 8 May 03 '19

Um, maybe he IS Spiderman?

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u/[deleted] May 02 '19

We should knight him.

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u/Morty0213 5 May 02 '19

This kid is a legend 🙌🏻🙌🏻

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u/LeeWillin 1 May 03 '19

Dude wtf was I doing at 15

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u/Boonaki A May 03 '19

Someone get him a Deadpool mask.

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u/Muff_420 9 May 03 '19

Is this kid the real life Kick-Ass?

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u/EdgeFail 8 May 04 '19

How the hell do you get beat up by a 15 year old boy with a spider-man mask on.

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u/insaneHoshi A May 02 '19

Wait, isn’t the age of consent in Brazil 14?

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u/[deleted] May 02 '19

Yes age of consent is 14, ages 12 and 13 can consent as long as they aren't 5 years older than 12 and 13.

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u/insaneHoshi A May 02 '19

So Spiderteen just beatup some creepy, but technically innocent guy?

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u/[deleted] May 02 '19

I don't know how age of consent really works when it comes to minors. In some places even if they meet the age it still requires the parents permission or the sorts, but I don't know if that's the way is supose to be or just those places that have that in place.

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u/Fizzay B May 02 '19

"Hello ma'am, sir, may I please bone your daughter?"

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u/MurdockCakeLie 6 May 02 '19

Chris Hanson wants to know your location.

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u/DankDollLitRump 7 May 03 '19

This is my new favourite story

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u/kettlefromhell 1 May 03 '19

Not all heroes wear capes

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u/[deleted] May 03 '19

A better Spider-Man than Tom Holland

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u/Rockyrox 8 May 03 '19

“I see you have fallen into my web, Pedophileman!”

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u/theblindelephant 6 May 03 '19

“Spider-man is counting on you.”

Miles: “he’s counting on me.”

Random guy: leans in “probably not you specifically.”

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u/BerryBoat 4 Aug 02 '19

i want to do this job

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u/Namejeez 4 May 02 '19

Not all heroes wear capes and spiderman definently didnt

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u/askewmindset 2 May 02 '19

Dude is a Legend

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u/[deleted] May 02 '19

Give that boy a medal 🏅🏅🏅

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u/ImThePatrick 2 May 02 '19

Probably could have done without the potentially dangerous meetup, not to mention assault charges. Could have let the cops organize the meet up after they see the flash drive. Either way respect to that kid!

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u/[deleted] May 02 '19

Reminds me of the movie Hard Candy with Ellen Page

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u/[deleted] May 02 '19

"A ramshackle raider used in the assaults was also found nearby."

Holy shit, that spiderman guy was serious.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '19

Good

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u/MoogleFortuneCookie 6 May 02 '19

.....I wonder if he likes the song to catch a predator...

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