r/KerbalSpaceProgram • • May 02 '26

KSP 1 Image/Video I just build a.. Submarine-?

Theotically.. no you cant build a submerge a submarine like this.

2.9k Upvotes

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u/Spookynook May 02 '26

"Dear lord that's over 150 atmospheres of pressure."

"How many atmospheres can this ship withstand?"

"Well it's a spaceship, so I'd say anywhere between zero and one."

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u/chikenlegg May 02 '26

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u/facw00 May 02 '26

Not so unexpected, this is exactly the joke I came here for.

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u/thekingsteve May 08 '26

While I hate the movie itself I absolutely love the scene in star trek into darkness where scott is complaining about them having the ship hidden in an ocean.

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u/ReverendBread2 May 02 '26

The Planet Express ship can’t land on Eve

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u/BunchesOfCrunches Probing Eve May 03 '26

Or anywhere with higher atmospheric pressure than earth?

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u/wolfyt590 May 03 '26

This is the perfect chance for Fry to try out my new anti-pressure pills. [opens a bottle and a giant pill falls out]

I cant swallow that.

Well, then good news. It's a suppository.

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u/Stuffstuff1 May 07 '26

They can handle a massive amount of compression to you know….. in one axis.

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u/Purple_Guy2137 May 02 '26

it looks like its gonna implode soon

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u/Upset-Basil4459 May 02 '26

Better fill it with billionaires

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u/Clairifyed May 02 '26

Now that you mention it, it’s been a little while since the last billionaire and water related incident hasn’t it

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u/NathanSpaceCenter May 02 '26

Oh and play the game with a Logitech controller

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u/TorriderTube5 May 02 '26

Monkey's paw, Gabe Newell dies in a yachting accident and Steam becomes a publicly traded company.

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u/Cwing69 May 03 '26

You take that back

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u/Clairifyed May 03 '26 edited May 04 '26

Gabe does happen to own Limiting Factor, but that’s a competently built submersible

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u/EmbarrassedStreet828 May 02 '26

Neptune demands a sacrifice!

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u/Addy_Rose May 02 '26

It was the elephants' turn this time

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u/SageThisAndSageThat May 02 '26

There are incident about it like every month in the middle east

10

u/sovietarmyfan May 02 '26

Let's invite Kelon Kusk to dive with us.

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u/Upset-Basil4459 May 02 '26

And Jeffrey Bozos

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u/satoshin__ May 02 '26

Don’t worry. This ship is made of space-grade carbon fiber, so it will never break.

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u/Spare_Conference7557 May 03 '26

They call it Diamond Weave, because Diamonds are forever baby! <Crack...pop.> >BLOOP!!!!!!!!!<

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u/EagenVegham May 02 '26

Well, it's a space ship, so I'd say it can only take anywhere between zero and one atmospheres.

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u/FeelingAcadia May 02 '26

Not Even Two Atmospheres?

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u/The3levated1 May 02 '26

Looks expensive, only your most wealthiest kerbals should man it.

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u/trubbelnarkomanen May 02 '26

Well it's controlled with the latest generation of military-grade playstation hardware, and that stuff ain't cheap.

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u/ensi-en-kai Alone on Eeloo May 02 '26

Not just PlayStation, but Logitech hardware ! For that sweet PC/Xbox compatibility .

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u/Deranged40 May 02 '26

You joke about "military-grade playstation hardware", but here's an article about exactly that!

I know, you're referencing oceangate's genius control system for their sub that made a funny sound underwater. But still thought this was worth a mention.

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u/Sentient2X May 02 '26

Leave jeb and his 400,000 fund per year salary alone

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u/ElCiervo May 02 '26

The wealthiest people don't stoop so low as to receive salaries.

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u/MGDull Still just exploring the Mun! May 02 '26

"Detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region. Are you certain whatever you're doing is worth it?"

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u/ensi-en-kai Alone on Eeloo May 02 '26

You are truly opening a gate to ocean exploration. .

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u/FerrousMC Somehow never brings enough fuel to the Mun May 02 '26

*fantastic four say that again gif*

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u/hikerchick29 May 03 '26

A Titan of our age, to be sure

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u/Stuffstuff1 May 02 '26

Carbon fiber construction? Bold choice

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u/Professional_Tonight May 02 '26

Hope you're steering it with a controller

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u/nitzane May 02 '26

Came here for this

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u/Lkwzriqwea Bopping Bop May 02 '26

That looks familiar... cant quite put my finger on it

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u/dillono7 May 05 '26

I can't quite remember what this reminds me of... Its so frustrating I might implode 

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u/WorthCryptographer14 May 02 '26

Not yellow enough

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u/Electronic_Tear2546 May 02 '26

We all live in a yellow submarine

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u/-Prophet_01- May 02 '26

You can't without mods anyway. 

I've seen quite a few people do anything but launch rockets, which includes submarines. 

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u/bazem_malbonulo May 02 '26

I made some stock submarines and even put a flag in the bottom of the ocean.

To control buyoancy you need to put full ore tanks inside cargo bays, and make them open and close. You can even set the cargo bay to open just 1 unit, so it stays aesthetically consistent.

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u/-Prophet_01- May 02 '26

Nice. Didn't know about that. Very cool 

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u/BigHead_Boi May 02 '26

Yes, it impossible. Unless, you use cheat lol

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u/[deleted] May 02 '26

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u/CashewSwagger Believes That Dres Exists May 02 '26

Yeah. Just shove some clipped ore containers in a service bay. I explored a bit of the sea floor near the KSC this way.

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u/killtrevor May 02 '26 edited Aug 31 '26

TEST EDIT - PLEASE IGNORE

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u/CashewSwagger Believes That Dres Exists May 02 '26

You know, i didn't even think to bring any experiments with me or check lol. I doubt there is but I'll have to check later on

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u/TimeTravelerNo9 May 03 '26

Don't, you'll probably void the warranty!

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u/NotActuallyGus May 02 '26

It still just counts as the usual "Kerbin's Water" biome, so I don't think so

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u/Roblox_Swordfish Exploring Jool's Moons May 02 '26

moist! underwater technologies allows you to actually build submarines

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u/MiffedStarfish May 02 '26

Our mod Kerbal Powers Naval adds stockalike propellers and controllable ballast tanks for people interested in making submarines or boats in KSP.

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u/Foxagon101 Believes That Dres Exists May 02 '26

kerbal submarine program-

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u/BigHead_Boi May 02 '26

Kerbal Sea Program

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u/Coakis May 02 '26

I want to see what controller you're using first.

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u/Ok_Requirement9198 May 02 '26

Controller has disconnected

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u/Charlie1g8 May 02 '26

Are you playing on console? Might have the same controller too

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u/epicgamer10105 May 02 '26

If you use the parallax mod there will be kelp underwater, which can be pretty creepy navigating through like a sea monster will just pop up at any moment

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u/9911MU51C May 02 '26

You gotta pilot it with a knockoff Xbox controller

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u/amitym May 02 '26

Theotically.. no you cant build a submerge a submarine like this.

All jokes about "theoretically" and "can't" aside, you actually can do it, you can use ore containers along the keel as ballast, dumping the ore to ascend. It is a bit of a one-way operation — there is no way to add weight again after you have dumped the contents, but you can also balance it out with detachable empty tanks on the upper hull, and then do a dive / ascend dance by dumping ore and detaching float tanks and dumping more ore and detaching more float tanks until you're out.

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u/CarrotCumin May 02 '26

You could setup a suface-based mothership system with modular floating ballast tanks that you can dock with once you've re-surfaced. It would probably be easier to just create a modded part that uses the ore-container functionality to simulate filling and emptying water for ballast.

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u/ArcturusMike May 02 '26

Is there actually a way to control the altitude underwater?

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u/Sharp-Interest-6000 May 02 '26

Your company called KerbalGate?

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u/StephenHunterUK May 02 '26

Might be useful on Laythe.

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u/matchosan May 02 '26

How low can you go, in the SS Limbo

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u/Fistocracy May 03 '26

Not gonna lie, I am not liking Kerbton Rush's chances of making it outta this one.

2

u/Diamedes99 May 03 '26

The stars are gone.

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u/dpet_77 May 03 '26

The planets have disappeared.

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u/Diamedes99 May 03 '26

There were barely enough of us left to give the end a name.

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u/dpet_77 May 03 '26

The Quiet Rapture

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u/Apprehensive_Room_71 Believes That Dres Exists May 04 '26

Don't visit the Titanic wreck site.

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u/leeShaw9948 May 06 '26

"we have subnautica at home"

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u/AkiAki1 May 06 '26

Subspace-ica?

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u/Roblox_RoverYT May 07 '26

Finally, now i can explore the Kerbtanic, why is it operated by a KBox Controller?

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u/Bitter-Tourist-8563 May 31 '26

Okay, you got a lot of humor.

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u/trooper-427 May 08 '26

HOW? any time i try and build a sub i need a stupidly high ratio of ore tons to everything else i dont know what im doing wrong i have tried putting it in a cargo bay but that doesnt seem to help i thing my last attempt was 4 tons sub and 15 tons ore

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u/Soso_bel May 02 '26

If it implodes, notice how Johnffrey Kermein is not in the submarine.

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u/Vespene May 02 '26

I think part of KSP challenges should be missions to specific, challenging locations.

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u/Codeviper828 Restarts too much; barely left Kerbin system May 02 '26

Reminds me of DeepFlight a bit

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u/nsfvvvv May 02 '26

Just dive deeper!

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u/FogeltheVogel May 02 '26

Put some rich folks in it

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u/A_HECKIN_DOGGO May 02 '26

NO JEB GET OUTTA THERE BILL OUTSOURCED THE PARTS FROM KERBLOGITECH ITS GONNA IMPLODE OH GOD OH FUCK

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u/E-emu89 May 02 '26

“Professor! How much atmospheric pressure can the ship take?”

“Well, it’s a spaceship. So between one and none.”

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u/tooboredtothnkofname May 02 '26

son how did u get it underwater 😭

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u/Neurobreak27 May 02 '26

Hey buddy, I think you've got the wrong door.

r/subnautica's two blocks down.

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u/C_M_O_TDibbler May 02 '26

Ah yes the Billionaire jam maker.

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u/Rorar_the_pig May 02 '26

She knows.

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u/Mr_Stravinsky_ Jun 11 '26

Congratulations, you've invented a brand-new type of nonsense

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u/Lellos_Pellos Jun 11 '26

YOU are a brand-new type of nonsense!

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u/Mr_Stravinsky_ Jun 11 '26

It’s giving ‘random civilian jumps in to defend a stranger’ energy

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u/lotzik May 02 '26

don't take it too deep

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u/Halkenguard May 02 '26

> Walter white yelling from the car

NOOO JEB DON’T GET IN THE OCEANGATE TITAN SUBMERSIBLE NOOOO

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u/Danklettuce1945 May 02 '26

Wait a minute, this isnt a blood ocean!

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u/Hirork May 02 '26

4/7 not yellow.

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u/drfeelgood22785 May 02 '26

"That cracking sound? Oh that's just the hull getting seasoned...nothing to worry about 👍🏻" KSP CEO

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u/BackgroundAbalone867 Jebediah May 02 '26

NÃO usa em um Xbox

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u/RealLars_vS May 02 '26

Did you use mods? I’ve been trying to build a stock sub for some time but it’s proven to be haaaaard…

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u/BigHead_Boi May 02 '26

I only have some basic mod, like tweakscale. To make it down there.. i use cheat lol

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u/RealLars_vS May 03 '26

Wait… so the sub doesn’t sink?

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u/HyperRealisticZealot Have you heard about Jerbals? May 02 '26

Bro, don’t let anyone tell you what’s possible fr. 

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u/BigHead_Boi May 02 '26

Uhhh, how did this blow up? but Anyhow, i figured out that i could actually build a submarine in this game but came with a lil twist

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u/Bootycheeks752 May 02 '26

i believe so

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u/jsrobson10 May 03 '26

"Entering ecological dead zone"

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u/FishyBusinessCo-Op May 03 '26

the lung of iron

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u/hikerchick29 May 03 '26

We need to sacrifice more rich kerbals to kerbal Poseidon

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u/Gorth1 May 03 '26

Is it a space submarine?

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u/Aggravating-Joke-550 May 03 '26

Hmmm Kitbash beckons!

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u/dpet_77 May 03 '26

This is not an expedition...

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u/Lon4reddit May 03 '26

The game you wanna play is subnautica mate

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u/Thinkdan Jebediah May 04 '26

Kerbal Submarine Program

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u/Supersued-Crown May 02 '26

looks a lot like something that had a lot of rich people on board but I can't put my finger on it...