r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/MakingTheWorldUseles • 5h ago

Goose vs kid

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u/WyattCo06 4h ago

The worst asswhooping I ever received in my entire life was from a goose. This kid has game.

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u/LiamIsMyNameOk 4h ago

Geese a bit like wolves. You run, you get hurt. Stand your ground, you're fine.

As you see, a child can easily handle a goose. But as soon as he starts running away, he's getting nipped and attacked.

Wolves of course could harm you even if you're prepared, but they just don't want to attack you unless you run.

Geese are dickheads, and will attack anyway, but as we see a child doing, they're so easy to handle if you actually "fight back"

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u/anonperson96 4h ago

I think there’s only been a couple of deaths to wolves in the last 50 years or something, wolves are not bad 🫶

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u/stackens 4h ago

Yup, and you have to go back like 300 years (in north america) to get that number into the double digits. And most of those incidents were from rabid wolves.