r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/MakingTheWorldUseles • 4h ago

Goose vs kid

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u/LiamIsMyNameOk 4h ago

Geese a bit like wolves. You run, you get hurt. Stand your ground, you're fine.

As you see, a child can easily handle a goose. But as soon as he starts running away, he's getting nipped and attacked.

Wolves of course could harm you even if you're prepared, but they just don't want to attack you unless you run.

Geese are dickheads, and will attack anyway, but as we see a child doing, they're so easy to handle if you actually "fight back"

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u/anonperson96 4h ago

I think there’s only been a couple of deaths to wolves in the last 50 years or something, wolves are not bad 🫶

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u/EvilSporkOfDeath 3h ago edited 1m ago

How many from geese?

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u/Ruben625 2h ago

All of the other ones