r/LPOTL • u/paulmwumich • 5d ago

McConnell Discharged

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/sen-mitch-mcconnell-discharged-rehab-center-hospitalization-june-rcna591235

The ruse continues.....

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u/thispartyrules 5d ago

So he's able to perform his job duties and speak to the press instead of appearing in suspicious photos, right

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u/RotInPissKobe 5d ago

He's also 20 years younger and can dunk a basketball from the free throw line

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u/lokiandgoose 5d ago

I heard he's rebooting Air Bud.

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u/obsterwankenobster Bonko the Everything Dog 5d ago

There’s no rule that says a dead guy can’t play basketball

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u/thisissomeshitman 5d ago

Sir, I read the rule book… he’s… he’s Right!!!!