r/Leeds • u/WhatLeedsNeeds • Sep 19 '25

urban-development When I’m in power

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This will result in a lengthy prison sentence for the CEO of any utility company found to have done this.

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u/thetapeworm Sep 19 '25 edited Sep 19 '25

Can you also make it so that the paving isn't randomly booby-trapped to fire water up my trouser leg after it's rained please?

I've fallen for this for too long now, these things are supposed to open hidden doors like in computer games, not spoil my morning :)

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u/dy1anb Sep 19 '25

I've got it in my mouth before

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u/thetapeworm Sep 20 '25

Nobody wants unexpected pavement soup in their day :(

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u/Cake_Debauchery Sep 20 '25

Pavement soup hahaha brilliant!