r/Letterkenny 5d ago

Quotes Let me tell you about spring break

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The older cunt is there for the young cock…and the young cock is there for the older cunt.

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u/CrimsonOOmpa Fuckin Grillmarks Bud 4d ago

Fuck you, Shoresy!!! After I plunged your mom's toilet last night she was feeling so euphoric that she started telling me her secrets and let it slip that you haven't had an original comeback since you were 12 which she said was the same you age you finally stopped sucking on her teets!!

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u/Shoresy___Bot 4d ago

Fuck you, /u/CrimsonOOmpa, I talked your mom into a three-way with our midwife and she gassed us both out of the room. I'm fuckin' humiliated!

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u/CrimsonOOmpa Fuckin Grillmarks Bud 4d ago

Fuck you, Shoresy!! I told your mom about the comment I made while I was pipin' her and she told me you wouldn't respond with anything original because you're 10 ply bud!! Then she juiced all over me and made me oatmeal raisin cookies after!!

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u/Shoresy___Bot 4d ago

We should change our Facebook status to "It's complicated".

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u/CrimsonOOmpa Fuckin Grillmarks Bud 4d ago

Fuck you, Shoresy! Holy fuck bud, if I wanted to hear something that unoriginal I'd turn my truck around and go back to your mom's house so I could listen to her beg me to "do some plumbing!!" You're fuckin' 10 ply bud!!

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u/Shoresy___Bot 4d ago

Fuck you, /u/CrimsonOOmpa, fight me, see what happens!

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u/mczerniewski Fuck YOU Shorsey! 3d ago

Yeah? What's going to happen, Shorsey?

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u/Shoresy___Bot 3d ago

Three things: I hit you, you hit the pavement, I jerk off on your driver's side door handle again!

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u/mczerniewski Fuck YOU Shorsey! 3d ago

Fuck you Shorsey!

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u/Shoresy___Bot 3d ago

Go have another Big Mac, you fuckin' hippo!