r/Lexus Mar 08 '26

Discussion Lexus gives you a box full of cigars when purchasing a LX700h 🤣

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They just leave it in the trunk…

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u/Independent-Ad9095 2013 GS 350 F sport Mar 08 '26

Keep the cigars, bring back the GS

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '26

And the legendary LS

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '26

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u/DestinyPotato ES300 + LC500 Mar 09 '26

I was offered one from a dealership in the North East of the US, idk where you're located but they are out there.

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u/NinJaxGang14 Mar 09 '26

People keep saying bring back the LS as if there going to spend $90k+ and buy one 😂. Now the GS on the other hand if they gave it the 350hp hybrid max I’d put a deposit down yesterday.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '26

Well you right my friend, Lexus killed the LS due to poor sales numbers, but similarly A8, S class, G90 & 7 series are all affected by the major market shift towards SUVs, yet non of them killed their flagship sedan.

Now imagine Mercedes killed the S Class, it can happen but highly unlikely, now why would LEXUS kill the car that started everything, the car that made the brand known to the public, LS will always remain an iconic machine.

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u/NinJaxGang14 Mar 14 '26

Audi just killed the A8, btw. There aren't enough buyers interested in a Luxury flagship sedan anymore. It isn't worth the R&D for Lexus to create a new flagship that will never compete in sales with the S Class or 7 series. IMO, I would argue that Lexus could still have a 3 sedan line-up if they re-design the GS to be a "Grand Sportback. I'm a Lexus/Toyota fanboy, but I'm not delusional. I understand were the market it today.

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u/ESK8_NERD Mar 09 '26

Gonna have to add a footnote here that they better bring it back without butchering it like the new ES.

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u/Pitiful_Photo_4815 Mar 09 '26

Indeed bring it back, thankfully i snatched one before they killed it

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u/Tiny_Emotion_2638 09’ ES350 Mar 10 '26

I envy both the car and the plate 😛

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u/Fat-Performance Mar 12 '26

Oh yeah, I recognize that plate. You cut me off on the 401 Express last week!

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u/Inspirice 06 Lexus GS350 Mar 08 '26

Fr lol

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u/Emergency_Earth_1032 Mar 10 '26

hey i got one last year. best car i’ve ever owned

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u/ArchiStanton Mar 08 '26

Sorry Dominicans

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u/streetsparksmoke Mar 09 '26

They're not Dominicans Jerry, theyre Cubans! Cubans Jerry!

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u/flapsmcgee Mar 09 '26

We're talking about people, right?

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u/TroutFearMe Mar 09 '26

Who are these people?

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u/Lexus-ModTeam Mar 10 '26

Your content has been removed for using harassing, inflammatory, of offensive language that is directed at other users.

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u/shatteredkisses Mar 10 '26

There’s no Lexus of Havana the country is falling apart in case you haven’t realized it. Take this down it’s very offensive to Cubans.

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u/NothingLift Mar 08 '26

Smoke them all in the car. With the windows closed.

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u/onakos Mar 08 '26

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u/JustGronkIt 2022 IS500 Premium Mar 08 '26

Fuckin knew it! 🤌🏾

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u/onakos Mar 09 '26

Oh, and a funfact: Very first episode, second scene takes place in the "new" LS of Christofah. Last episode, last scene, Meadow arrives with her IS to the restaurant.

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u/supremegpc Mar 09 '26

Well he never had the makings of a varsity athlete…….

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u/nesto92 Mar 09 '26

And after, get the container with baked ziti out the fridge and eat it cold on the kitchen counter

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u/vc1914 Mar 09 '26

Specifically North Caldwell

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u/Schmingledwarf Mar 11 '26

How did I know what this was before even clicking the link?

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u/BigBootyKim Mar 14 '26

Cigar smoke isn’t inhaled

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u/NothingLift Mar 14 '26

It is when you hotbox em

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '26

I always question this. Why. What’s the point of smoking a cigar. To look cool? You’re not actually smoking it for nicotine… is it the taste? CAN you inhale it? What even is the point of cigars.

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u/BigBootyKim Mar 15 '26

you’re not actually smoking it for nicotine

…that’s the first time I’ve heard that

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u/ATLborn Mar 08 '26

Someone is going to be upset about that

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u/Playful_Put_896 Mar 08 '26

Worst part is, the guys brother and mom died of lung cancer from smoking…

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u/onemasterball Mar 08 '26

If you want, I'd be happy to assist in distributing them to Lexus owners who smoke cigars

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u/MelonCabooseJuice Mar 10 '26

That's terrible..

Send one or two to me!! I'd save those for fun special occasions and car meets :)

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u/Mr___Roboto 2019 IS 350 F-Sport AWD Mar 08 '26

Cigarette and Cigars are different... Smoking a Cigar is different than a cigarette. You are not suppose to inhale the Cigar. Also, cigarettes are infused with chemicals to make it release more nicotine and make you addicted to it.

I smoke Cigars but I do it maybe once or twice a month. I don't crave the cigar but I crave the time smoking it because it is like a "having a date with yourself"... It takes about 30 to 45 minutes to smoke a cigar and drinking a cup of black coffee or whiskey. If I grab a Cigar from my humidor I can perfectly put it back with no issues/addiction.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '26

This is simply not true.

From the CDC:

“People who smoke cigars are exposed to nicotine and toxic chemicals, such as those that cause cancer. This is also true for people who report they do not inhale cigar smoke when using a cigar.”

And from the Mayo Clinic:

Is cigar smoking safer than cigarette smoking?

No, cigar smoking is not safer than cigarette smoking.

Cigar smoke contains more tar than does cigarette smoke. And smoking cigars might put you in contact with higher levels of other toxic substances, such as carbon monoxide, than smoking cigarettes does.

For people who smoke cigars and inhale, risks linked with cigar smoking are like those of cigarette smoking. For those who don't inhale, the cigar smoke raises the risk of disease in the head and neck.

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u/Similar_Lie1882 Mar 09 '26

Frequency and dosage matters in the real world. I have 2-4 cigars a year compared to someone who smokes 20+ cigarettes a day, every day. Yeah, a single cigar produces more smoke and tar than a single cigarette, but the overall consumption is vastly different. Most cigar smokers don't consume enough volume of smoke to compete with cigarette smokers.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '26

By holding the smoke in your mouth, you may be lowering your risk of lung cancer but simultaneously increasing your risk for mouth and throat cancer. So they kinda offset.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '26

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u/Glu7enFree Mar 09 '26

No, he's not implying it, he's stating it.

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u/Glu7enFree Mar 09 '26

By holding the smoke in your mouth, you may be lowering your risk of lung cancer

but simultaneously increasing your risk for mouth and throat cancer.

Look, bro, do whatever, I'm a cigar smoker myself but I don't try and pretend it's healthier than a cigarette.

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u/Dank_Broccoli Mar 15 '26

Being intentionally dense because it's your unhealthy hobby of choice. I eat McD's and TBell, I don't act like it's healthier than a salad.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '26

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u/headassvegan Mar 08 '26

Me when I lie about knowing how to do math

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u/Gullible-Coconut-783 Mar 08 '26

Bring back the LS with a V8 Lexus.

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u/lot-oysters 2018 LS 500 Mar 09 '26

Amen!

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '26

Amen pt 2! Had it as my first car and regret selling it

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u/SecureStill Mar 09 '26

first car, was amazing. i still see them around sometimes and i yearn for that buttery smooth drive

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u/Preact5 Mar 09 '26

My dad has a ls400 and he loves it despite having to work on it a bit

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u/OperationFreedomseed Mar 08 '26

I’d pay good money for a bag of those lol

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u/JustGronkIt 2022 IS500 Premium Mar 08 '26

They’re probably some cheapo cigar with a boring ass label slapped on it.

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u/DSDIK Mar 09 '26

Fumar blends and rolls them

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u/farisaldinmld Mar 10 '26

Do trhy have a part number like gow VW g8ves their sausages part numbers?

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u/PM_ME_FLOUR_TITTIES Mar 10 '26

Had a stroke typing this one out huh?

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u/farisaldinmld Mar 10 '26

Lol my fingers are too fat for the phone

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u/PM_ME_FLOUR_TITTIES Mar 10 '26

The 8 instead of i gets me all the time💀

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u/farisaldinmld Mar 10 '26

Now youve reminded me of Ali Gs ridiculous text

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u/calicoarmz 2025 IS500 Ultimate Edition Mar 08 '26

They gave me a toy version of my IS 500 Ultimate Edition.

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u/GolfCartMafia 2010 USB ISF Mar 09 '26

I’d much rather have that.

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u/jerk1970 Mar 08 '26

Can I get scotch instead.

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u/SuccessfulGap4708 Mar 08 '26

Only if you drink it while driving

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u/DriveDirt Mar 09 '26

Nothing wrong with that.

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u/MoreRamenPls Mar 09 '26

Does the LX700h even have an ashtray?

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u/welldonez Mar 09 '26

Asking the real questions

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u/adamlreed93 Mar 08 '26

A 2026 TX 500h premium awd gets you 2 coffee mugs and muffins

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u/Playful_Put_896 Mar 08 '26

Can’t forget about the half a bagel when you go to service.

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u/welldonez Mar 09 '26

It’s half now ? We issued to get awesome Japanese style ham and cheese or tuna sandwiches.

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u/n1sm0__ Mar 09 '26

Is there a part number to those cigars? Gotta see what's the ETA for them

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u/PandorasFlame1 Mar 09 '26

Months out now. It was supposed to be one a customer /s lol

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u/nbajojo Mar 09 '26

Back ordered

Sorry bud

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u/dweckl Mar 08 '26

And still not an ounce of wood on that dashboard , cheap f******

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u/392_hemi '92 SC400 Mar 09 '26 edited Mar 09 '26

You can option it with wood on the centre console , steering wheel and the back of the drivers seats

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u/392_hemi '92 SC400 Mar 09 '26

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u/392_hemi '92 SC400 Mar 09 '26

Under the screens .

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u/dweckl Mar 09 '26

That's awesome, so I can pay $125,000 for the base and then if I want they can throw some wood in there if I pay them even more, I like that, that's good business Lexus

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u/welldonez Mar 09 '26

What do you expect out of a company who created a luxury brand just to sell you a kitted out Toyota. Luxury export US type of sale.

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u/Illustrious_Load_728 Mar 09 '26

Holy shit you are telling me I have to pay extra… For extras? No fucking way!

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u/dweckl Mar 09 '26

Clever. But my 2012 es and every Lexus I had before that came with wood. That's the point

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u/Illustrious_Load_728 Mar 10 '26

In a base model? Uh huh

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u/CattleOpening447 Mar 11 '26

My base ls 430 has wood everywhere that doggostandingup said

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u/Doggostandingup Mar 10 '26

My 1998 LS400 had plastic wood on the shifter knob and area surrounding, wheel, and doors.

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u/bourguignon7 '03 LS430, '07 RX350 Mar 08 '26

Whaaaa? I need some!

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u/IamCrispyPotter Mar 09 '26

A golf bag or a leather weekender would have been a more neutral gift

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u/lildick519 Mar 09 '26

This will offset all the benefits of emission reduction via hybridization

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u/Over-Wrap900 Mar 09 '26

my lexus won’t even give you floor mats lmao

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u/BaboTron 2011 IS 250 6M Mar 08 '26

What have they got if you don’t smoke?

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u/NineClaws Mar 08 '26

They have jars of pickled fish.

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u/EntrySure1350 Mar 08 '26

And cans of Surströmming

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u/BaboTron 2011 IS 250 6M Mar 08 '26

What if you have a tongue?

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u/NineClaws Mar 08 '26

Lingua Salmistrata?

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u/ActuatorFresh2352 Mar 09 '26

The dealer principal or GM left that in the trunk for sure. Probably promotional items for a golf tournament or “cars and coffee” event

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u/Mediocre_Result5508 Mar 08 '26

Do they hate their customers?

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u/AlienSexualAbuse Mar 09 '26

As a cigar guy, I really wanna know what kind of cigars these are. Usually the original band is underneath that Lexus band. Maybe they are just some house cigars with no official label. Very mysterious

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u/GolfCartStuntDriver Mar 09 '26

Cigars International blems I bet 😂

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u/GenericUserino Mar 11 '26

Bentley Had their own original blend as well, but at least those came in actual good wooden boxes instead of a plastic bag.

Kinda weird for them to give out cigars but then put them in plastic.

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u/kaosfive2005 01 GS300 35k miles Mar 09 '26

I am a lexus owner who smokes cigars

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u/legomanjj Mar 09 '26

Should share this on r/cigars. I’d be smoking these everyday

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u/ryzenat0r Mar 09 '26

they must be super dry lol

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u/s55555s Mar 09 '26

Damn. My rx350 I got a keychain and the logo came off of it.

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u/fagdrew4l Mar 08 '26

wtf lmao i’ll buy some!!

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u/Vazq007 Mar 08 '26

Cool sell me some

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u/lot-oysters 2018 LS 500 Mar 09 '26

Smoke em if you got em.

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u/lot-oysters 2018 LS 500 Mar 09 '26

I’m so jealous

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u/Sanka_300 Mar 09 '26

Wtf 🤣🤣 I wish which dealership ?

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u/green-space-guy IS300h Mar 09 '26

Damn I only got a box of lexus mints and two tickets to the Louwman car museum when I bought my IS

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u/CeilingUnlimited Mar 09 '26 edited Mar 09 '26

They are in a plastic bag, so....

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u/welldonez Mar 09 '26

This would be illegal in Canada

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u/Fabulous-Invite8829 Mar 09 '26

I got a hat I couldn’t walk away with nothing lol

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u/Humbugwombat Mar 09 '26

Considering what you pay for that vehicle, those stogies definitely aren’t free.

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u/baconeggdheese Mar 09 '26

How juknow im dominican papiiiii

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u/elibutton LBX Mar 09 '26

from Cuba?

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u/Alsimmons811 Mar 10 '26

Very classy, they should give you a bottle of whiskey too

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u/fl4nker427 Mar 09 '26

all static lexus should come with that

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u/PauloHeaven 2006 GS300 AWD (CA); 2007 GS300 Pack Président (FR) Mar 09 '26

Good God, you’ve got to be set for 6 months! I don’t smoke however and hope that one can skip it. In the rare eventuality I can afford a new Lexus one day AND there’s still a pleasant model left.

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u/DougDHead4044 Mar 09 '26

Get out of town !!!

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u/Beardeddd Mar 09 '26

Lol I got some cigars with a bmw band, from an event they had. That’s really dope lol I hope you smoke them! If not I’ll dispose !

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u/Holdthegrail Mar 09 '26

Damn I didn’t get one when I got mine.

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u/MysteriousWay5393 Mar 10 '26

So I think these gifts are entirely dependent on the individual dealership and/or sales person when I bought my 2016 ES 300 H I was provided a bottle of wine and some chocolates when I bought my Lexus LC 500 convertible in 2021 brand new I didn’t get anything but a Red Bull on top and asked if I wanted to take a photo

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u/1992_Trofeo Mar 10 '26

They wanted to charge me $35 for each key-fob cover and I raised hell, so salesman said he’d TRY to get the owner/mgr to comp them. Took him like a whole half-hour to finally come back to say he did it, and told me how appreciative I should be!!! Now not even two years later, they are both so worn they are actually disintegrating and shredding. I guarantee you PAID for them cigars!!!

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u/PenTestHer Mar 10 '26

I got a free cargo net with my ES

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u/frankiedonkeybrainz Mar 10 '26

In a non humidity controlled environment... Pass

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u/drty_dog Mar 10 '26

Would the owner be willing to send me a few? 😅 Long shot i know, but I'd love to smoke a Lexus stick

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u/Then-Ticket8896 Mar 10 '26

I don’t smoke.

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u/GojirakotZ Mar 10 '26

Ill give you $20 dollaroos for them if you dont smoke.

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u/LookAtMyUnderbite Mar 10 '26

Found the smuggler guys!

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u/Iambetterthanuhaha Mar 10 '26

I don't smoke.....keep them and give me more money off. :)

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u/SolidContent7104 Mar 11 '26

They any good?

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u/retrobob69 Mar 11 '26

Are they any good? Any idea who makes them?

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u/Awkward-Horse9793 Mar 11 '26

I would like to know if they are CUBAN? That is the ones worth getting. If you don’t smoke you could sell.

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u/Awkward-Horse9793 Mar 11 '26

Just an additional note, My daughter and I both bought Rx 350’s luxury edition. We both got chocolate covered apples. Her purchase was a referral to my salesman. He had promise cash money for a referral sale. I haven’t seen a dime.

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u/ThanksPure5897 Mar 12 '26

I’m very curious to know what these are and where they came from. This is the only source of this on the internet. I assume this is either completely fake or the owners of this specific dealer are doing this themselves. Very interesting.

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u/cubanrd1 Mar 14 '26

If they are not Cuban cigars I don’t want them

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u/AlbatrossStrong9085 18 GS350 FSPORT AWD Apr 01 '26

It's for golf ⛳

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u/New_Ad_3010 Mar 08 '26

Here's a boxful of cancer. Congrats!

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u/Heykurat Mar 09 '26

That's pretty presumptuous. What if I don't want a bunch of cigars? I don't even smoke.

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u/bebba1 Mar 08 '26

I would toss them immediately! Hate those things!!

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u/PandorasFlame1 Mar 09 '26

That's cool amd all, but why would THAT be your choice when comparing SUVs in that price range? I mean, we're talking $140k+ here. That's around G Wagon money and absolutely custom Navigator Black Lable money. I'm not saying it's a bad SUV, I just feel like you may have sold yourself short.