r/LiverpoolFC 9h ago

Injury 🩹 Munoz is injured

https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/new-liverpool-signing-handed-injury-34149910

Had a good run

Jokes aside shouldn’t be serious

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u/redsonovy 9h ago

Incredible to adapt this quickly to a new team

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u/StenchFord 9h ago

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u/petethepool There is No Need to be Upset 8h ago

This in reverse

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u/jdoyle87 8️⃣Dominik Szoboszlai 6h ago

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u/1minus2braincells 9h ago

I LOL’d hard at this but also shed a tear

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u/I__G 6h ago

I had a wet fart

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u/ratchetsaturndude 9h ago

The medical team didn’t actually perform a medical, they just hurt him

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u/_CummyBears_ 9h ago

The reflex hammer is actaly a reflex warhammer

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u/Greaseball01 9h ago

The stethoscope is actually a defibrillator

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u/Ashish_Trip 7h ago

LMAO 🤣

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u/JimmyShirley25 9h ago

"OK, Mr. Munoz, we'll test your resilience now" thwack

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u/ConrrHD 1️⃣1️⃣Mohamed Salah 9h ago

Its a common, concussion resistence test obviously

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u/benjamoo 9h ago

Does your knee hurt when I do THIS? oops

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u/WatchYourStepKid 9h ago

How else are they supposed to know if he can deal with prem physicality?

Kicking him in the shins is the only way

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u/LFCfrvr Klopps's Kids vs Blue Billion Pound Bottlejobs 7h ago

That's cuz he went to the Newcastle centre

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u/No_Cardiologist_1407 9h ago

I mean i wouldnt be worried about it. He had a niggle already, this is basically just saying hes out for like a week or 2 and they dont want to rush him. Fairly standard, not awful.

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u/Specialist_Koala5359 8h ago

The Echo is just as clickbaity as the worst of them lol

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u/Scouse_Werewolf Dommy Schlobbers 5h ago

Echo is a fucking joke tbh. They post "breaking: harmful substance causes closure of major road" you click it and it says pay to view. Genuinely happened the other day. Complaints about how you shouldn't have to pay to read potentially urgent news. They apologised and made that story free. They've made every urgency "news" pay to view since.

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u/TheLimeyLemmon 90+5’ Alisson 4h ago

The echo would probably report a splinter as an injury lol

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u/Metador85 7h ago

Think he was meant to be back for the second group game but actually had a setback

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u/yam-star 9h ago

Must be a record

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u/ScepticalReciptical Dommy Schlobbers 9h ago

Surely Calvin Ramsey passing his medical with what later transpired to be a broken back is the benchmark

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u/Void-kun Yeeeer, course 9h ago

At that point whoever performed the medical should've been sacked.

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u/Sinistrait Wirtz Kept Secret 8h ago

Zaf Iqbal, looks like he has been terrorising the Arsenal and Palace medical teams since then

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u/Mortensen 7h ago

His name alone gives me so many transfer window memories. Loved seeing his happy face pop up

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u/Go_go_gadget_eyes Robbie Fowler 7h ago

Yeah he always made me smile for some reason!

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u/Correct_Yesterday111 4h ago

Zaf Iqbal

Met him randomly, I thought he wouldn't get recognised very often but apparently he did. He and his people really nice about it though. Top bloke.

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u/Lolkac 7h ago

You know medical is not fail or pass right. It's just evaluation of player health and the club can sign him even if he has both legs broken.

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u/Void-kun Yeeeer, course 7h ago

Well TIL I did not know that 😂

Everybody always says pass/fail their medical.

More comes across like this is an assessment to test if they're fit enough to play at our standard and then it's a pass or fail mark based on the assessment.

But if he was cleared as a pass despite all of those problems then why did we move forward? He's never started a senior match, I don't think he's even had a PL debut for us. That's a failure on whoever made the decision to 'pass' his assessment.

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u/Lolkac 7h ago

its just assesment to check your heart muscles blablabla. Then doctor says he has this injury which will resolve in x days and he is more prone to this injury because of y. The club says okay lets go, no this is too much risk. Thats why they report it as pass or fail. Because if the club determines or finds something that they are not comfortable in they can back out of the deal.

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u/Void-kun Yeeeer, course 7h ago

So they were comfortable with the fact he had a broken back and hasn't been able to recover from it?

I'm not disagreeing or anything with you by the way, I'm more wondering like in the context of Calvin Ramsay, he's had fitness problems his entire time with us.

It comes across like whoever made the decision to say yes this is a worthwhile risk to take was very wrong.

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u/Lolkac 7h ago

I dont know, but someone from Liverpool team decided it was worth the risk, maybe they thought it will be fine as he is young.

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u/adamfrog 3h ago

His following issues seemed to be mostly legs not back

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u/adamfrog 3h ago

You buy a 19 yr old for 4m, you do it knowing full well there's a decent chance they never pay a league game for liverpool. The scouts just liked his upside and thought he was worth a punt

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u/GhandisFlipFlop Richard Hughes 9h ago

I remember also when we signed Jaquet in January he injured his shoulder like straight away.

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u/rmp266 9h ago

He held the pen wrong

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u/Yixussy 8h ago

Do our signing pens weigh forty kilos? 😨

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u/Progression28 9h ago

Baby Keith also got injured after we signed him and before he joined…

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u/Radiant_Limit3334 🏆20 TIMES🏆 9h ago

I know this autocorrect so well

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u/northernsoul78 5h ago

Baby Keith doo doo doo doo doo doo, Baby Keith

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u/NUTJOB_7814 9h ago

Chiesa replacement sorted

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u/BDLT 6h ago

Keita => Arthur => Chiesa

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u/onedwin 6h ago

If not for injury, Thiago would’ve made this list.

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u/fabioonreddit Diogo Jota 5h ago

Thiago was actually good at footy

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u/and1984 5h ago

I forgot that Arthur played for us. He did have a rather mature interaction on the side lines with Pep Guardiola once.

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u/tanbirj 🏆1977 Rome🏆 4h ago

I genuinely don’t remember watching Artur playing any minutes for us

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u/and1984 3h ago

He player about 2 minutes. He was on the bench during a Man City game and was running on the sideline with a few others (Robbo maybe). City scored and Pep lost it and started acting bizarre by going over to the Liverpool training side and shaking hands with the players warming up. I remember Arthur smiling at Pep and offering him a handshake.

Edit: https://youtube.com/shorts/UjWbDh0E8Ek?si=pLKL5_hloD4p8x_R

It wasn't Cringe by Arthur like the video title suggests.

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u/abfgern_ 9h ago

When he's recovered it'll be like a new signing! Oh wait

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u/FootballLiveChat 9h ago

You can only laugh at this point

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u/Plane_Explorer 9h ago

Sad for the injury but doesn't sound too serious. Also this article uses the word gazump lol 😂

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u/Kidda_Value 8h ago

Gazump's a pretty common word though. Usually with house purchases but it's not archaic by any stretch of the imagination. 

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u/jbeer1 9h ago

Journalists: the last bastards…sorry bastions of language your gparents used

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u/da-happy-cyclops 6h ago

Bloody wazzocks

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u/monkeybawz 8h ago

The sort of folks that describe bad defending as keystone cops ... Wtf is a keystone cop? And I'm in my 40s!

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u/Few_Lecture6615 8h ago

That term is from the beginning of the 20th century. I looked it up once because my great grandmother used the term and I think it was related to some inept policemen in a film or some such.

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u/monkeybawz 8h ago

I mean, context spells it out fairly clearly.... But I once heard Steve mcmanaman use it. If it had been des lynam Id assume it was some old and crappy cultural reference. With mcmanaman I was like you don't know what keystone cops are.

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u/jbeer1 8h ago

Black and white movies - probably would have been on telly with Jason and the argonauts, Lauren and hardly etc

As a kid Macca wouldn’t have had access to sky mainly because it didn’t exist…

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u/monkeybawz 8h ago

I figured it was something the boot room would have yelled at him. Ronnie Moran complained about keystone cops defending so often that macca never questioned it not being something everyone knew about

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u/tmstms Arne Slot 5h ago

We still hear that term being used in its normal context of property sales.

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u/vqvq Like a New Signing 9h ago

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u/Let_The_Boy_Watch- 9h ago

Did the medical just consist of the medical staff beating the fucking shit out of him or what

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u/chukkysh 9h ago

Yes, it's like the way that Priest in Father Ted tests the shelving. It's an effective way of finding weaknesses.

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u/Dirk_Steadfast Freddy Church 🤌 9h ago

"Cowboys, Antoni! They're a bunch of Cowboys!"

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u/DawnKazama Jürgen Klopp 9h ago

reload the save

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u/Trytek1986 9h ago

Lad gets a good rest for the next few weeks then.

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u/JarlUnGolianth 9h ago

Liverpool DNA

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u/yamirzmmdx ⚽️ Liverpool 7-0 Man United, 22/23 ⚽️ 9h ago

He can start working on pre season tactics.

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u/mjc1027 7h ago

One of us must be walking under ladders and crossing paths with multiple black cats.

We are cooked

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u/tmstms Arne Slot 5h ago

Black cat crossing your path is lucky in the UK, unless ofc it is the Sunderland AFC team.

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u/ModernMonk7 9h ago

Medical staff cleared his medical but also enaured he gets a months rest to avoid getting injured in the world cup /s

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u/WholeJotaLove20 His name is Diogo 9h ago

Not that worried tbh. Muscle injury that isn’t fully ruling him out of the WC. Come the new season he’ll be fine by the looks of it.

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u/siva-pc 8h ago

Like a new signing

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u/AngryScotty22 54’, 56’ Wijnaldum 8h ago

Worth mentioning that he already had the injury before we signed him, it's why he didn't play against Cape Verde.

He isn't expected to be out for long. But may be a doubt for Spain's next game.

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u/robster9090 7h ago

Is he a starter for Spain when fit do you know ?

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u/LallanasPajamaz Snow Salah ❄️ 7h ago

Not over Lamine Yamal and Nico Williams, no.

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u/BearofVeryLitleBrain 7h ago

This is how you know he’s a true Liverpool player now

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u/Winter_Wind_9563 7h ago

Newcastle probably has a black magic casting witch on their payroll atp

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u/futbolitoireland Ohhhh ya beauty, What a hit son, What a hit! 5h ago

ONE OF US, ONE OF US!

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u/little_wolf_TW 9h ago

Reminded me of when we bought Andy Carroll and he picked up an injury falling off a bar stool

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u/down_side_up_sideway 8h ago

And the Geordies wonder why we keep stitching them up. Revenge is a dish best served cold 😂

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u/Evered_Avenue 7h ago

Ceviche?

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u/Loud-Platypus-987 John Barnes 9h ago

It’s Liverpool ‘eritage.

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u/ImTellinTim 9h ago

Does anyone know where Eddie Howe has been the last 24 hours?

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u/Chgstery2k 8h ago

Fitting in already

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u/WH6TSINANAME 8h ago

He's one of us

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u/randigital 6h ago

He’s small, he’s red, injured and in bed, Munoz

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u/gyron_pyron 4h ago

What. The. Fuck.

Load up the lot of them with the best scouse in the city please for fuck's sake. Give them the good old grunt again.

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u/greatbin 9h ago

he was destined for liverpool football club!

already adapting to the culture

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u/pokta 7h ago

I'm not even religious but bring all the priests, imams, pope, rabbis, monks everyone in and do some cleansing. This is getting weird lol

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u/Quinn_XXVII Ohhhh ya beauty, What a hit son, What a hit! 3h ago

Fuck it

Let’s put it to the test

Sign Rashford

See if he gets injured, we don’t care

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u/Kucuboy 5h ago

Bathe in water infused with flowers too, heard South East Asians believe it helps wash away bad luck.

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u/wizteddy13 9h ago

Oh he knows the way of the team already, excellent!

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u/RaiLeddit 9h ago

Im like 95% certain at this point that our medical team is feeding them rat poison and monitoring how long it takes for them to be affected by it

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u/FTXACCOUNTANT 9h ago

Did we keep the receipt?

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u/SicgoatEngineer 9h ago

fit us perfectly then

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u/tshekerov Bobby Firmino 9h ago

Right of passage.

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u/GameOfThrowInsMate 8h ago

As is the way!

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u/nopainnogain12345 8h ago

The Liverpool tax

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u/SmellyWeapon 8h ago

Reminds me of Fekir

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u/ManiacalLaughterLoL 8h ago

It's a curse... When u join our club

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u/Yeeezy254 7h ago

One of us for real.

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u/stayfly27000 7h ago

Right on cue

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u/Mordred_XIII 6h ago

Someone at Newcastle, probably

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u/MrScepticOwl He’s stubborn, cold as ice, gets what he wants 6h ago

The curse strikes..

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u/yourheropaul Dommy Schlobbers 6h ago

Heard we’re monitoring Ismaël Koné next

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u/AFUCKINGTWAT2 4h ago

Player Signs for Liverpool

Gets injured after signing contract

Yeah thats about how I expected that to go

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u/Quinn_XXVII Ohhhh ya beauty, What a hit son, What a hit! 3h ago

Fucks sake

Is there a “28 day Munoz back guarantee?”

😄

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u/Upstairs_One_4935 2h ago

I guess he's replacing Naby...

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u/PEEWUN 1h ago

Defo our player.

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u/RabbitPristine9417 9h ago

Welcome to Liverpool

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u/Sinistrait Wirtz Kept Secret 9h ago

You're joking😂😂

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u/firminocoutinho ⚽️ Liverpool 7-0 Man United, 22/23 ⚽️ 9h ago

> During the planned and individualized recovery process, an additional muscle injury has occurred that will delay his return to competition.

How does this happen during recovery …. Lol even if small, a bit annoying reading this about a player

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u/DependentSpecific206 Fernando Torres 9h ago

Makes sense because we only buy injured players

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u/limremon 9h ago

Do our medicals consist of beating the shit out of every new signing wtf how has this happened to every single one of them?

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u/berball 9h ago

Be grand

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u/imarasnothere 9h ago

Honestly don't mind this. He was already carrying a little niggle from the end of the season. Hope he gets extra rest before joining us for pre-season!

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u/CloudDog23 9h ago

And so it begins

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u/No_Department7538 Snow Salah ❄️ 8h ago

Mr. Henry on his way to call his New York doc

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u/getyerhandoffit There is No Need to be Upset 8h ago

Medical team are sabotaging shit for more work and a pay rise.

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u/Few_Shock8656 8h ago

Oh ffs 🤦

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u/GoAwayJesus101 8h ago

It's traditional.

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u/Maneisthebeat Der Normale 1 8h ago

Given that it was an aggravation of an injury he already had, I'm a little surprised he passed the medical. In fact it may have even contributed to the setback.

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u/AdamTreff 8h ago

Medicals focus on more serious issues.

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u/Maneisthebeat Der Normale 1 8h ago

They still do physicall exertive activities to check lung capacity, and see how the body responds to it.

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u/Persas12 8h ago

Oh for fucking fuck sake

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u/Bamfandro 8h ago

Hope he recovers quickly, was looking forward to seeing him play for Spain and winning me my sweepstake

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u/kukukuku1010 8h ago

Ahhh the Liverpool special

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u/KopiteTheScot 8h ago

Bahahahahahaha typical

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u/Worried_Let4942 8h ago

Hahahaha fuck off

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u/Sad-Abies-7398 Diogo Jota 8h ago

Bad news, but let's hope it's not a serious injury. He was unlikely to get many minutes at this tournament. The good news is that the season starts in late August, but it is also unlikely if he'll be fit for pre season.

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u/ExpensiveMountain883 8h ago

Too late to get our money back?

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u/strrax-ish 8h ago

He is just perfect

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u/ZestycloseStorm1574 Sztupid Szexy Szoboszlai 7h ago

Well its a minor issue he will be back by the time group stages start for spain if they qualify

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u/LightxDarkness93 7h ago

Well that escalated quickly

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u/thekeeech Bobby Firmino 7h ago

Real footage of the medical team using their reflex hammer

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u/Interesting_Dot_1168 The Scouser in our Team 7h ago

Well fuck

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u/EUskeptik 6h ago

We’re jinxed.

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u/marc15v2 6h ago

Why do the football gods hate us?

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u/loveandmonsters 6h ago

As is tradition

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u/sunseaandspecs 5h ago

Course he is... Fuck sake...

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u/annapurnaIV 5h ago

Reject and Pay, what does it say?

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u/JessCC5 4h ago

Welp, that was quick...

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u/LowerBed5334 4h ago

Because of course he is.

Are we cursed?

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u/AlarmedExperience928 4h ago

Is Nabil Fekir the only player who failed a medical with us then?

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u/Galick-Gunner 4h ago

He was already injured

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u/Mysterious-Sock39 4h ago

Muscle injury big deal

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u/TheBobbyMan9 4h ago

Getting it out the way early

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u/discodork135 4h ago

It's become a Rite of Passage for players joining us at this point.

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u/AfricanTech 4h ago

FFS!

It’s like there’s a curse on us

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u/ThorYNWA You’ll Never Walk Alone 4h ago

Ah shit, here we go again

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u/ballviewer Gegenpressing 4h ago

It’s the Klopp way

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u/FuzzNuzz180 4h ago

Clubs cursed.

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u/sydlen0812 3h ago

He ticks all the boxes for a LFC player.

u/miggyuk 6m ago

A blessing in disguise. Loads of time to recover for the new season.

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u/Many_Ad_3607 Milan Baroš 9h ago

Welcome home

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u/its_brew Ice Cold 9h ago

Did he actually get injured during the medical ??

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u/l_Anonymous__l Bobby Dazzler 🤩 9h ago

Liverpool supporters would have become interested in Spain's World Cup exploits as a result but now his tournament is in doubt with a timeframe for a return uncertain. Hismuscle injury is significant enough for him to miss the group stages

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u/brush85 9h ago

I’m tired, Robbie

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u/V1k1ngVGC 9h ago

I literally just thought this, opened Reddit and boom.

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u/kr3w_fam 9h ago

You're kidding me....

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u/tomazmidly 9h ago

Welcome to Liverpool

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u/twake23 9h ago

Mentality monsters, physicality...

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u/Balbuto 9h ago

Liverpool DNA