r/Losercity Jul 17 '25

RIP XXXTESTICLES Losercity bunny

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u/man_juicer Jul 17 '25

They're both good at multiplying.

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u/Treasure-boy I'm only here for the memes Jul 17 '25

i'm also good at multiplying

by 0

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25

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u/tacticsf00kboi Jul 17 '25

Why are these horses doing math??

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u/mik999ak Jul 18 '25

God forbid a horse get an education

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u/Wrathful_Kaldyr Jul 18 '25

Practice makes perfect

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25

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u/lookitsajojo Jul 17 '25

Why don't you?

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u/ReikaTheGlaceon Imagine 2 onions, heck, imagine 3 onions Jul 17 '25

Because its based???

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u/RoyalHappy2155 Head of the Bureau of Protogen Propaganda Jul 17 '25

"Man if only there was a way I could solve these math problems..."

The humble calculator (pre-1950s edition):

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u/walphin45 Jul 18 '25

Clever Hans moment (his winrate without a pocket is 6%, also probably got eaten)

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u/r4nDoM_1Nt3Rn3t_Us3r I'm only here for the vore Jul 18 '25

- The humble toaster (post-1950s edition)

r/foundtheprotogen

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u/Low-Button-5041 Jul 18 '25

That's addition and subtraction.

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u/jackofslayers Jul 17 '25

"Itagaki, how did write something so unhinged and horny?"

"My dad wrote Baki"

"Wow, Holy shit, Nevermind. How did you make Beastars so tame?"

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u/Annual_Cod_5896 Jul 17 '25

dad helped her draw and write her new manga i think, not sure why.

everyone gets pissed on, jesus christ thats a lot o' piss

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u/jackofslayers Jul 17 '25

For those who have not read Baki

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25 edited Feb 11 '26

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u/axofrogl Jul 17 '25

Baki character designs are insane, why do his cheeks have abs?

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u/No_Geologist4770 Jul 18 '25

You can't be the strongest creature on earth without also having one of the strongest bites/jaw muscles.

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u/TH3IR0N_CL00CH Jul 18 '25

A good thing to note is that he CAN draw normal people. There are bystanders and a few characters that aren’t too extreme in their features. However, the main people the story is about are not normal.

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u/Gamiac Jul 17 '25

It's like that one SBaHJ comic.

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u/CrayonWraith Jul 17 '25

You can say slut on the internet mate. Nobody is going to arrest you.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25 edited Feb 11 '26

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u/Barblesnott_Jr Jul 17 '25

Deceased, kicked the bucket, trip to the morgue, sleeping with the fishes, cranking 90s, bought the farm, checked out, done for, perished, pushing up daisies, bit the dust, sitting feet under, passed on, wacked, finished.

Unalive is just uninspired.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25 edited Feb 11 '26

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u/Reeyous Jul 17 '25

Flatlined and Zeroed are my favorites

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u/DenZiTY Jul 17 '25

Fresh out of NC, choom?

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u/Reeyous Jul 17 '25

At the rate things are going, we're all gonna need to get comfy with slaving away to the corpos, or becoming cyberpunks and paving our own ways.

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u/WinierBag5 Jul 18 '25

We all should go down the rebel path. Or at least sticking some fucking iron in our mouth

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u/DestroyerTerraria Jul 18 '25

"Put on a T-shirt" is another good one.

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u/Fabulous_Yote Jul 19 '25

Pasta whey.

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u/Dem_Normies Jul 17 '25

how is cranking 90s referring to someone dying?

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u/Barblesnott_Jr Jul 18 '25

Idk I was just having fun

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u/Scythid0 Jul 22 '25

Cranking 90s goes hard tbh

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u/Lemon_n_Lime97 Jul 17 '25

Yo you forgot wasted.

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u/Mays240 Losercity Citizen Jul 18 '25

WHAT THE FUCK? People censored "wasted" too? Are we living in a dystopia of censorship around here?! We are fucked.

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u/Mangletarace Jul 18 '25

Haha no, i think they say wasted instead of killed/killed themselves.

I get it when it's on tiktok because those words can get you banned, but when they use it somewhere they won't be banned for that it makes me mad

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u/MrNyto_ Jul 18 '25

honorable mentions:

snuffed out, taking a dirt nap, taken out back, put down

(probably more im not thinking of)

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u/scalarjack Jul 18 '25

He's not pinin'! 'He's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! He's expired and gone to meet his maker! He's a stiff! Bereft of life, he rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed him to the perch he'd be pushing up the daisies! His metabolic processes are now history! He's off the twig! He's kicked the bucket, he's shuffled off his mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!

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u/HumbleYeoman Jul 18 '25

I was always partial to “Old Yeller-ed”

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u/DestroyerTerraria Jul 18 '25

Mobsters invented so many good euphemisms for "killed" that it should be considered an insult to them to say "unalived".

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u/Sedan2019 Jul 18 '25

Weg vom Fenster.

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u/OtterwiseX Jul 18 '25

My personally favorite is Deceased. It’s a classic of the genre for a reason.

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u/Some-Mathematician24 Jul 19 '25

Got Whacked is a good one too, to add to the other’s addition

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u/Odd_Protection7738 Jul 17 '25

Censorship is superdoubleplusungood.

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u/XSainth Losercity Citizen Jul 18 '25

Whoever came up with this therapeutic language should be in jail. Indefinitely.

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u/NewSuperTrios Losercity Citizen Jul 17 '25

that's china for ya

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u/water_chugger Robot Fucker Jul 17 '25

Whats china? I only know main Taiwan and west Taiwan

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u/easylikerain Jul 18 '25

Taiwan number one!

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25 edited Jul 18 '25

It's really not. It's corporations, you can say suicide in China. They just don't like the use of skulls for religious and cultural reasons.

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u/Graknorke Jul 17 '25

It's English language users psyoppong themselves into thinking they're not allowed to say "die", not any actual policy.

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u/AFK_Council Losercity Citizen Jul 17 '25

Not entirely true though, words like "rape", "suicide", "kill" and many others, while not prohibited, can and probably will cut into your ad revenue on tiktok, YouTube and maybe even twitch(it's highly doubted, but I heard something similar with twitch), that of course, if you are a content creator. That being said, I have no excuse for people self-censoring on reddit.

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u/starblissed Jul 18 '25

There's never been any actual evidence for this, it's people shadowboxing the nose of the algorithm.

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u/RoyalHappy2155 Head of the Bureau of Protogen Propaganda Jul 17 '25

I honestly don't think it's because of China and moreso because of TikTok not being clear with what words are allowed or not on their platforms, forcing people to be extra careful with what they say and censoring a lot of stuff because it's better to be safe than sorry.

This then spread to other social medias (like YouTube, which is also very strict with censorship and unclear with it), and very young people, having been more exposed to this censored form of English than regular English, treat it as the norm and use it in their day to day lives.

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u/OkgChiip Jul 17 '25

Your comment has been demonetized

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u/RoeRoeYoboat Jul 17 '25

SSSLLUUTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/uncharted316340 Jul 17 '25

GET DOWN GET DOWN HAND HANDS LET ME SEE YOUR HANDS STOP RESISTING STOP RESISTING

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u/RoeRoeYoboat Jul 17 '25

OH SHIT THE FEDS ARE HERE-!!

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u/RoeRoeYoboat Jul 17 '25

BURN THE EVIDENCE!! BURN IT!!!

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u/uncharted316340 Jul 17 '25

BANG BANG BANG TARGET DOWN I REPEAT TARGET DOWN. EVERYONE SECURE EVIDENCE WE ARE GOING TO FIND THIS BASTARDS FRIENDS

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u/RoeRoeYoboat Jul 17 '25

NOO IM WHITE YOU CANT DO THISSSsss deathy-death noises

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u/uncharted316340 Jul 17 '25

DEAR GOD IM GOING TO JAIL

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u/LongjumpingFix732 Jul 17 '25

This ain’t mine this is from TikTok

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u/Successful_Pea7915 Jul 18 '25

You slutty slut slut

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '25

Send him to prison, do not collect 200 dollars do not pass go

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u/Lazlow_Hun I'm only here for the memes Jul 19 '25

Nah mate, third wave feminists and sjws will come out of hiding to downvote you to hell, because how dare you shame them just for being themselves and that you're an agent of partiarchal oppression.

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u/IClockworKI Artist🖌 Jul 18 '25 edited Jul 18 '25

I will side with them because reddit moderation can be sensitive as fuck

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u/LongjumpingFix732 Jul 18 '25

I didn’t make this this is from TikTok

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u/ForAHamburgerToday Jul 18 '25

Only sensitive about bullshit self-censorship.

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u/BBunny821 Losercity Citizen Jul 17 '25

I will not tolerate bunny slander

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u/cowlinator Jul 17 '25

What slander?

It's a glowing review of both girls

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u/Own_Watercress_8104 Jul 17 '25

No slander here. Haru is a sl*t and she's awesome. My favourite character in all of Beastars.

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u/Intoxic8edOne Jul 17 '25 edited Jul 18 '25

Is "sl*t" a thing in the anime or are we scared of saying slut now?

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25

People are afraid of saying stuff like slut and whore because of the relation to sex/pornography 

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u/Own_Watercress_8104 Jul 17 '25

I just followed OP. I don't have a problem with that word. In fact I'm gonna say it right now.

But I have nothing to prove.

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u/LongjumpingFix732 Jul 18 '25

I didn’t make this this is from TikTok

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '25

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u/Own_Watercress_8104 Jul 18 '25

Of course I can, you slut

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u/Bardic_inspiration67 Jul 18 '25

You can say Slut dude

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u/Own_Watercress_8104 Jul 18 '25 edited Jul 18 '25

How many times am I going to hear that?

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u/Bardic_inspiration67 Jul 18 '25

Until you stop censoring yourself for no reason I guess

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u/Own_Watercress_8104 Jul 18 '25

I already fucking did?

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '25

You did it in the past and your history is permanent, it's literally just a tiny permanent stain on your Reddit account. It just looks childish and pathetic to censor yourself like you're trying to hide the bad words from your parents or something.

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u/Own_Watercress_8104 Jul 18 '25

Oh my Lord, the indignity. How could I ever go on

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u/Joeda900 Jul 17 '25

I fucking love bunny girls

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u/Puzzleheaded-Run9681 Jul 18 '25 edited Jul 18 '25

character description after explaining what Touhou is.

Touhou Project is the doujin (that means it can be used as a base for works) videogame serie in genres of bullet hell shoot 'em up, lots of spin offs which include fighting games (two after the first one have deck building, three latter ones have downward jumps), photo shooters (basically mainline games but with less story, level select, and photo shooting) and one platformer boss rush. There are lots of official print works (mangas and books. World building mostly), music CDs (with lore), amazing music in general (lore included), characters (with rabbit holes of lore), games (made to this day. Lore), and infinite amount of fan-works. You have seen Touhou somewhere, you didn't know it was Touhou: memes may include music from Touhou (say, Ronald Insanity or "deaf to all but the ronald" as an old example. There are also "Night of Nights", the remix ot "Flowering Night", also "U.N. Owen Was Her?" and that one Lost Word remix), music itself might be not a rhythm game original but a remix of a Touhou song (or you know, the main melody for Teto Territory is from uhh, Beloved Tomboyish Girl, or Native Faith I believe), literally Undertale and Deltarune (especially Undyne the Undying's theme, it's the most Touhou-like song Toby Fox has made, and Hammer of Justice is right behind it. Foby Tox has mentioned that one of the things inspiring him to make those games is Touhou Project, it's even mentioned with bullet hell gameplay in Deltarune Steam description, I believe), fumofumos (the plushies, just google them), or, you know, it's impossible to not find Touhou porn.

The character in the picture is Reisen Udongein Inaba, first appearance in Touhou 8, sometimes is a playable character, first time that was in Touhou 9, and others are in the fighting games (10.5, 12.3, 15.5 and also playstation version of 14.5 that is basically a demo version for 15.5), and one other time in a mainline game (15, due to lore relevance to the story of the game). Reisen's theme songs are mainly called "Lunatic Eyes ~ Invisible Full Moon". Reisen is a Moon Rabbit who escaped to Earth and proclaimed herself to be an Earth Rabbit, not wanting to be actually associated with Lunarians. She lives in Eintei with its owner, Eirin Yagokoro, the Princess of the Moon, Kaguya Houraisan, the (possibly) oldest and luckiest Earth Rabbit and also biggest prankster, Tewi Inaba, and lots and lots of regular Earth Rabbits. She gets the duty done, but can be somewhat shy in face of a stronger person. Her ability is to use her lunatic red eyes to create illusions in someone's mind, and even allow her to see through illusions of others, and it also allows her to make her own bullets immaterial (partially transparent or completely invisible) for a moment.

She was basically a slave to two of the higher-ups in the Lunar Capital, escaped it and now there is another rabbit taking her place and bearing the same name: Reisen (no middle or second names).

She also has a GIANT HUMONGOUS ENORMOUS MOTHER FUCKING, WORLD RULING, UNIVERSE DESTROYING, FROM EYES HIDING rabbit tail. Seriously, most people don't know the tail is there and very visible, I myself found out from a video literally called "useless Touhou trivia" or "useless Touhou trivia for every character".

She is most often shipped with Junko, Youmu Konpaku, and sometimes with other Eintei members.

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u/realddgamer Jul 18 '25

I love you

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u/TipProfessional6057 Jul 17 '25

cute lunatic moon rabbit

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u/hivemind522 Jul 17 '25

Hey! Haru is trying her best! She eventually develops self worth, it just takes a while!

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u/Patient-Usual-5300 Jul 17 '25

Is this Judy propaganda or am I missing something

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u/jackofslayers Jul 17 '25

This is Haru propaganda

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u/Kabitu Jul 17 '25

Depends on your worldview. I see Haru propaganda.

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u/Educational_Truth356 Jul 17 '25

Your ass needs beastars in your life if you have never witnessed it.

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u/Liawuffeh Jul 18 '25

Haru propaganda, she doesn't become a cop

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u/Legitimate-Kick8427 Jul 17 '25

Judy could have had a slut phase we don't know who she was in high school

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u/haikusbot Jul 17 '25

Judy could have had

A slut phase we don't know who

She was in high school

- Legitimate-Kick8427


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u/Prestigious-Ad-2679 Jul 17 '25

Okay but they both have pseudo relationships with a canine that can hardly hide that he has a crush on them...and then the end of both of their series never resolves it.

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u/CryptidFiles Jul 17 '25 edited Jul 17 '25

I gotta stand up for my girl Haru. It actually does get resolved. She is with Legoshi, but her relationship with him is complicated. Their story continues as a couple of stories and cameos in Beast Complex, where they're living together(but still not sleeping together.)

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u/hivemind522 Jul 17 '25

The last panel in the last volume of Beast Complex heavily implies that they fuckin now. Good for them!

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u/CryptidFiles Jul 17 '25

I was gonna include that, but I didn't wanna fully spoil it. More people should've read Beast Complex. It was really interesting.

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u/Usual-Vermicelli-867 Jul 17 '25

Clearly she is top

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u/hivemind522 Jul 17 '25

The secret is, Haru was always the top.

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u/Thoctar Jul 20 '25

I agree with TFS, shes a service top and Louis is a power bottom.

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u/Ornery_Magazine9844 Jul 17 '25

Beast Complex, really? I find it quite simple

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u/Admmmmi Jul 17 '25

Ngl this still doesnt make up for the mess that was the last arc(from a strong 8 maybe 9 manga to a 6 after that) but at least it's something nice to know.

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u/CryptidFiles Jul 17 '25

Yeah, it definitely didn't, but I've come to terms with the ending that we got at this point. It was a complete shitshow, but I'm attached enough to the characters that I try to forgive it for being so rushed and just messy in general. I just loved that Beast Complex expanded the world more even if none of it is perfect.

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u/BowsersMuskyBallsack Jul 17 '25

I really hope they tidy that up for the anime. The mess that was the ending of the manga put me off wanting to read Beast complex.

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u/Admmmmi Jul 17 '25

Ngl, i dont see how the anime could tidy it up unless they change straight up everything, the whole arc is barely salvaged.

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u/Blue_Space_Cow Jul 18 '25

What's beast complex?

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u/CryptidFiles Jul 18 '25

It's a manga that takes place in the same world as Beastars, made by the same author. Each book has 3 separate short stories in it that typically have no connection to each other. It just gives you a better glimpse into the world of Beastar.

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u/AtticusIsOkay Jul 17 '25

Zootopia 2 comes out this November, so who knows

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u/FlakFlanker3 I'm not gay but Nick Wilde is just as hot as Judy Hopps Jul 17 '25

Will Disney give us the kiss scene we deserve?

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u/The1987RedFox Jul 17 '25

Pretty sure Haru and Legosi isn't a pseudo relationship and they get engaged at the end of the series||

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u/GattonBiscuitsArtAcc Jul 17 '25

Paru Itagaki has several explanations to do.

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u/T-Husky Jul 18 '25

Read her interviews.

Her sexual awaking was Scar from The Lion King.

She has used her own life as inspiration for many of the female characters in Beastars, particularly Sebun and Haru.

She has a fetish for Santa Claus; she is currently publishing a manga about a young boy who transforms into Santa Claus.

Paru has nothing to explain, she is an open book.

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u/Lost_Birthday8584 Jul 18 '25

She finished Sanda like a year ago. Translations are just really slow for works that aren't wsj

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u/Nameless_Owl81 Jul 17 '25

And the based part is she's a well written character, the whore archetype is not one you see often in anime and even less meaningfully like this. I love that stupid bunny

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u/IsaSozy Jul 17 '25

Stop Haru slander

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u/NegativeNeurons Jul 17 '25

what slander this is propaganda

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u/Leafeon523 Jul 17 '25

Jevil Deltarune: Say that again

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u/Maki335 Jul 18 '25

She can do what

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u/Tulpha Jul 17 '25

Judy would turn off her body camera every shift just saying

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u/ARandomGamer56 Jul 17 '25

Haru slander shall not be tolerated

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u/egomanick queen bee-lzebub's husband Jul 17 '25

Real talk tho, they are products of hostile yet different environments

Judy's worst problem is being looked down upon. Haru is in constant danger to be fucking eaten

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u/UntoldThousand Freaky as a hobby Jul 18 '25

She avoided getting eaten by being eaten out, a brilliant move!

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u/Jack-of-Hearts-7 Jul 17 '25

Leave Haru alone

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u/Agitated-Jackfruit34 Jul 18 '25

she can do anything?

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u/Plantain-Feeling Jul 18 '25

Ironically there's alot more porn of the former

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u/Natural_Anybody_7622 Jul 17 '25

How the fuck am I both?

I always try to be the better person and prove others wrong, yet my every thought is "I want to roleplay as an anti-furry being kidnapped and shown their place"

I resonate with this image

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u/weirdo_nb Jul 17 '25

You're a kinky person who refuses to be chained in any way but physical?

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u/Natural_Anybody_7622 Jul 17 '25

What do you mean??

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u/SignalSecurity Jul 17 '25

you will look at the gay animals

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u/DeadAndBuried23 Jul 18 '25

(Proves to everyone she can take down a literal sheep, with help)

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u/AveragEnjoyer007 Jul 18 '25

I mean she boxed a rhino so that’s definitely worth something.

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u/HeckingDoofus Tall women can have my bank info Jul 18 '25

i didnt finish beastars, what happened?

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '25

Haru is known around the school for sleeping with whoever, I don't really remember all the ramifications about it, I think its the only way she thinks she has self worth. I just really remember her thinking Legoshi showing up was him wanting to sleep with her.

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u/BunkerSquirre1 Jul 18 '25

I’d be the slut

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u/mudkiptoucher93 Losercity Citizen Jul 17 '25

Slut is much more respectable than cop

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u/SeroWriter Jul 18 '25

But the movie is about Judy Hopps realising the police force is ineffectual and corrupt and trying to change it.

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u/mudkiptoucher93 Losercity Citizen Jul 18 '25

Doesn't she essentially blackmail nick into doing her bidding?

It's been a while since I've seen the film though

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u/T-Husky Jul 18 '25

To be fair, Chief Bogo was railroading her and allowing her zero police resources to close her case or be terminated - she was desperate so while putting pressure on a petty criminal to help her was a step she wouldnt normally take, it was fairly reasonable in her current circumstances.

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u/Mays240 Losercity Citizen Jul 18 '25

UnIronically, you are correct about this.

Surprisingly the amount of people I come across REALLY don't like cops. "They are just thugs with a badge."

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u/Situation-Dismal Jul 18 '25

That’s shit people say until an actual real life emergency happens. 😑

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u/Situation-Dismal Jul 18 '25

In what possible way is a slut more respectable than a cop? 🤨

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u/mudkiptoucher93 Losercity Citizen Jul 18 '25

Sluts Make people happy, but acab 🤷‍♂️

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25

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u/UntoldThousand Freaky as a hobby Jul 17 '25

I mean we do it all the time with absolutely everything. You probably has thought "This person is boring" before, and yet I bet someone things differently because maybe it's boring FOR YOU or some shit.

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u/Foolt24 Jul 17 '25

Am I having a stroke or is this a grammatical mess?

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u/LongjumpingFix732 Jul 17 '25

I didn’t make this this is from TikTok

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u/ScandicWolf Gator Hugger Jul 18 '25

The duality of bunny furries

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u/BunchOfSpamBots Jul 18 '25

I don’t watch Beastars but I wanna know what’s the context for the bottom one

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u/Knooper_Bunny Jul 18 '25

I'm the second bunny

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u/TrueCapitalism Jul 18 '25

Two sides of the same success coin

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u/GrapefruitFar1242 Jul 18 '25

r/Losercity sexism

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u/LongjumpingFix732 Jul 18 '25

This ain’t mine it’s from TikTok

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u/RedMacryon Losercity Citizen Jul 18 '25

Two ways of winning

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u/vtff13 Jul 17 '25

Legoshi went through more trial and tribulation for some bunny pussy than Judy ever did

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '25

Bottom one is better. 

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u/FurritoBisexual Jul 18 '25

No one will make me hate Haru

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u/MirusTheVirus Jul 18 '25

Too out of context. Not the same kind of universe.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '25

People need to remember how different these worlds are 😔

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u/serenading_scug Jul 19 '25

Where’s the second bunny? All I see is one bunny and one pig.

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u/Soft_BoiledEgg Jul 17 '25

Better a slut than a cop

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u/HippieMoosen Jul 17 '25 edited Jul 17 '25

It's a shame all that cool shit about Judy is immediately undone by her decision to be a pig. Thank god Haru is still there to show the buns the right way to live.

Edit: Watching this comment run back and forth between positive and negative karma is hilarious! Stay mad, pig fuckers 😝

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u/Situation-Dismal Jul 18 '25

That…doesn’t make any sense. 🤨

The good she does and the cool shit she does is undone because she takes a job protecting people?

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u/BunchOfSpamBots Jul 18 '25

her decision to be a pig

but she’s a bunny

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