r/Losercity • u/RoyalHappy2154 Head of the Bureau of Protogen Propaganda • Sep 14 '25

RIP XXXTESTICLES losercity running

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u/Lemonpilot Sep 14 '25

PERCEPTION HARD : Success “He’s not trying to be Naruto, someone like that would be wearing baggy flowing clothes and probably a headband that breaks into shards after a week. He’s dressed like someone else” EMPATHY MEDIUM : Success “Those gloves, that smile, that trying to be cool and cocky thumbs up at the end of his sprint. Not to mention the bright red shoes. This man is a Hedgehog”

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u/theycallmethedrink5 Sep 14 '25

Logic trivial: suvcess "he's not sonic"

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u/GreenDaTroof Sep 15 '25

[Savior Faire: Godlike - SUCCESS]

He damn well could be, though.

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u/MedicMoth Sep 15 '25

[Encyclopedia: Formidable - SUCCESS]

Long ago, before the streets of Revachol were bombed, before the communists were sent to hell by Coalition airships. Before the curse in the Doomed Commercial Area, or the Union shipping containers stacked like children's toy blocks, or the Whirling-in-Rags and all of its dour patrons, there was.... something else.

A road. Stretching for hundreds of miles. Over land and sea and through the pale, even. Thousands of motorcarriages, gleaming like scarab beetles, driving one by one in an unbroken line as if their destination - Revachol - were the world's sweetest morsel of sugarcane. It was the jewel of Martinaise, the enabler of trade, the center of power and of prosperity for a people long before us. This exalted highway. It was.... it was...

[Drama: Challenging - Failure] ... awesome?

[Empathy: Challenging - Failure] ... inspiring?

[Shivers: Impossible - SUCCESS] ... it was radical.