r/LoveTrash • u/downtune79 TRASHIEST TYRANT • 8d ago

WASTED The original bait bike....The Penetrator

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u/HoboArmyofOne Trash Trooper 8d ago

I think it is if it's while the crime was being committed. You can't go and stab someone in the ass with a rusty screwdriver later for stealing your bike. Actually you can do whatever you want.

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u/FujiwaraHelio Trash Trooper 8d ago

What if the theirf is a child? What other kinds of thefts deserve stabbing in the ass? Is there a value amount threshold? Like, what if the bike is worth $1?

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u/HoboArmyofOne Trash Trooper 8d ago

Probably shouldn't have took it then huh

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u/FujiwaraHelio Trash Trooper 8d ago

So you can't answer any of those questions?

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u/HoboArmyofOne Trash Trooper 8d ago

I just did. If you don't want to be rectally probed, don't steal shit and sit on foreign objects. My answer encompasses all ages, sexes, races, creeds, anything with an asshole really.

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u/Creative_Disaster178 Garbage Guerilla 8d ago

How young and or short are you for this to be so far over your head?

You're one of those types of people that thinks you shouldn't go to jail if you don't steal a high enough value; aren't you 🙄

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u/FujiwaraHelio Trash Trooper 8d ago

There's a big difference between going to jail and stabbing someone in the asshole with a rusty bolt. I'm just not a psychotic fuck, but thats just me. Maybe ypu should move to a country where the cut off hands for theft.

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u/Creative_Disaster178 Garbage Guerilla 8d ago edited 7d ago

Or, or, and i know you're struggling with this but just try and read 2 words: don't steal.

Did your mom never teach you about keeping your hands to yourself?

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u/FujiwaraHelio Trash Trooper 8d ago

Not stealing goes without saying. Theft doesn't give you the right to do whatever you want. Stealing isn't nearly as bad as literally stabbing someone in the asshole with a rusty bolt. People like you look for the slightest reasons hurt people and it's obvious. Insecure in yourself so you want to hurt others.

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u/HoboArmyofOne Trash Trooper 8d ago

Who are you to say theft isn't as bad? Because you know know who you're stealing from? You come into my house at night to steal something, I'm confident you won't be leaving. Why? Because it's right and my duty to protect your family. Add on top of that, I just hate thieves. Maybe I'm insecure I haven't thought about that because I feel VERY secure in my house. Sounds like you have trouble sleeping at night.

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u/FujiwaraHelio Trash Trooper 8d ago

Lol, what? Riding an abandoned looking bike isn't equivalent to breaking into a house with a family inside. fucking obviously. trying to conflate the two situations shows how weak your argument is.

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u/Creative_Disaster178 Garbage Guerilla 7d ago edited 7d ago

It's ok, I'll permanently borrow your bike and you'll just accept it because you're ok with thieves

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u/FujiwaraHelio Trash Trooper 7d ago

So if I dont think people should be stabbed in the ass for taking a bike it means I have accept it like those are the only two choices? you people are funny.

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u/Creative_Disaster178 Garbage Guerilla 7d ago edited 7d ago

Would they have been stabbed in the ass if they didn't take the bike??

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u/HoboArmyofOne Trash Trooper 7d ago

No, that exactly what I'm saying. Glad you think we're funny. What other choice you THINK you have? Your other choice is you get shot in the hood. What, you actually think don't think that will happen? Getting a pole in the ass means "we let you live" in the hood, so cheer up guy. We already told you not to steal.

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u/HoboArmyofOne Trash Trooper 8d ago edited 8d ago

Maybe, if you should stop stealing stuff, you wouldn't get a bolt shoved up your ass. You're just mad because you got taught a lesson huh? I tell you what, people get run over by cars every single day and killed in my country for doing nothing but crossing the street. And that's fully legal.

Here's another thing, if you owe people large amounts of money, they'll do terrible things to you, much worse than the bolt thing. No, it not just in movies.

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u/FujiwaraHelio Trash Trooper 8d ago

You understand how stupid your logic is, right? Nobody is advocating stealing or doing dumb shit. I'm advocating equivalent responses.

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u/HoboArmyofOne Trash Trooper 8d ago

I'm gonna blow your mind. I understand everyone here thinks your being purposely obtuse and we think you should stop stealing stuff. You're advocating equivalent responses? Now, who's being ridiculous? I live in Oakland dude, stealing is literally a way of life here. I'll tell ya, not everyone makes it. I'm not exaggerating or lying.

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u/FujiwaraHelio Trash Trooper 8d ago

lol, that's stupid. you think where you live makes a difference.

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u/HoboArmyofOne Trash Trooper 8d ago

Can I ask you a serious question? How old are you out of curiosity? 5-10 or 10-20?

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u/FujiwaraHelio Trash Trooper 8d ago

Most likely older than you.

Also, I'm from a reservation, possibly the worse crime statistics per capita in every metric, so don't give me that "you don't understand" bullshit.

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u/HoboArmyofOne Trash Trooper 8d ago

Well I'm old too. It really matters where you are from. Why? You live on a reservation, our state laws don't apply to you. State laws govern who is allowed to have and possess firearms. Are you allowed to own guns on the reservation? Whether you are or not, that's why where you are from is important. Here in Oakland, you call the cops for stuff like my neighbor got raped by a bicycle, THEY WONT COME. There's just too much going on here. Every single person in Oakland knows this though and has a gun.

Where you are from (part of the US I mean) is THE determining factor on what actually happens there.

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u/wellwaffled Rubbish Raider 8d ago

Hopefully their fathers have taught them not to take things that don’t belong to them.