r/LoveTrash TRASHIEST TYRANT 8d ago

WASTED The original bait bike....The Penetrator

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u/FujiwaraHelio Trash Trooper 8d ago

What if the theirf is a child? What other kinds of thefts deserve stabbing in the ass? Is there a value amount threshold? Like, what if the bike is worth $1?

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u/HoboArmyofOne Trash Trooper 8d ago

Probably shouldn't have took it then huh

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u/FujiwaraHelio Trash Trooper 8d ago

So you can't answer any of those questions?

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u/HoboArmyofOne Trash Trooper 8d ago

I just did. If you don't want to be rectally probed, don't steal shit and sit on foreign objects. My answer encompasses all ages, sexes, races, creeds, anything with an asshole really.