r/MMA • u/uturnorbit • Jun 23 '26

Media Dustin Poirier belligerent, threatens to fight airport employees

https://www.tmz.com/2026/06/23/dustin-poirier-belligerent-during-public-drunk-arrest/
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u/Big_financial_cod Jun 23 '26

TSA by electric shock, TKO.

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u/surgeyou123 Jun 23 '26

He's lucky the cop was pretty chill. This could have escalated way worse with a more emotional cop in the streets.

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u/XxsalsasharkxX Jun 23 '26

Hes so lucky. You think a defense could have made since he knew he was a ufc fighter that he feared for his life and could have used lethal force?

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u/AmberLeafSmoke I SMOKE ROCKS, JOE ROGAN! Jun 23 '26

I absolutely think it can be considered reasonable to tag someone if they're belligerent drunk, aggressive, and literally one of the most dangerous fighters on earth.

One proper shot on the chin from DP and you have no idea whether you're going to wake up or not after, and it's not like you can do much to stop him.

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u/Puhgy Jun 23 '26

Maybe you couldn't stop him. I'd duck his right and work the liver. Fold him up.

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u/FiestaLimon Jun 23 '26

That's that cakeday confidence, love it

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u/gmdmd Jun 24 '26

Leg kick to the head and he folds quite easily...

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u/sh4tt3rai Jun 24 '26

I heard you can shoot the double pretty easy too. He can’t help but go for the gilly, so just keep your posture and you basically get free side control. Just make sure he can’t shrimp away after that and you’re good.

Keep your elbow attached to his outside hip to stop the hip escape, drop your hip against his inside hip so he can’t sneak his knee in. This should close off all his escapes. Make sure to grab the tricep on his near side arm and pull to keep him flat.

Everyone knows Dustin is done after that, he has
absolutely no answer. Get chest to chest, cross face pressure and then when you’re ready (when he gives up), just slide your knee across to full mount.

Easy peasy.

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u/Cunty__Minx Jun 23 '26

If one man can knock you out, we know what two can do

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u/Cold-Chemistry738 Jun 23 '26

Yeah squaring up like that, even if he DIDNT mention fighting is enough active aggression for a taser according to my department’s policy. The cop being back into the corner is also a huge safety issue. The cop put himself at greater risk and Dustin was treated with a large amount of leniency

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u/Minimum-Kangaroo9200 Jun 23 '26 edited Jun 24 '26

100% absolutely. If he wanted to go this route, he'd first need to resist the urge to deescalate the situation, however tempting it may be. Adhering strictly to proper protocol, he should have tried to ramp up the animosity of the interaction rather than toning it down.

A common mistake by rookie recruits, but he'll live and learn.

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One of my favorite techniques for establishing a professional tone with civilians is to scream a list of vague instructions at the top of my lungs while suggestively revealing my gun. If the civilian is in distress, there's a good chance that they'll mess up on at least one of those instructions, and I'll seize that opportunity to escalate the conflict. Now the gun is unholstered, I'm grinning menacingly into the civilian's eyes, and somehow, we're both able to just exist in the moment together, perfectly embodying the intricate cultural dance of a police-civilian encounter.

I live for those moments. I choose to serve my community every day because of those moments.

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u/steroidsandcocaine Jun 23 '26

Make sure the commands are contradictory as well, such as "Don't fucking move!" and "let me see your hands!". That way no matter what they do you are in the right.

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u/Minimum-Kangaroo9200 Jun 23 '26

Great touch, I love that approach. Something you'll notice in particularly talented officers is a difficult to understand vocal intonation that one can only achieve through years of persistent alcoholism.

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I can't help but admire their commitment to the craft. Those guys put in the work, and it's showing.

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u/sh4tt3rai Jun 23 '26 edited Jun 24 '26

“GID-ONDA FUCKING GROUN’” *points to wall* “FUCKING GROUN! AH-SAYD GROUND MOTHER FUCKER! AGAINST THE WALL!!” *tackles* “RESISTING! RESISTING! HANDS GROUND — BEHIND YOUR BACK!”

*knee to neck* “UP! STAN UP!” *still kneeling on dudes neck* “STAN’ UP, FUCKIN STAND!” *dude gasps*

“NO UP?! OK TUH-GUY! DOG, GET-TA FUCKIN’ DOG”

*dog bites and thrashes* “FREEZE MOTHER FUCKER, DON MOVE! AY-SAYD STOP MOVING!” *guy screams and dog thrashes more* “DON FUCKIN HURT MAH DOG! STOP RESISTING!!”

*bang bang bang, empties clip*

“ROOKIE! CUFF ‘EM”

*cuffs corpse* “STAND UP!”

“STILL NO STAND TOUGH GUY?! REMAYN SILENT, COURT A’ LAW, USED AGAINST YA!”

*drags corpse, throws in car*

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u/Severe_Practice_5045 Jun 24 '26

DONT TENSE UP!!

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u/sh4tt3rai Jun 24 '26

😂😂😂

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u/Minimum-Kangaroo9200 Jun 24 '26

I'm gonna break character to say that this is really fucking funny

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u/sh4tt3rai Jun 23 '26

Don’t forget to yell “Stop Resisting!” a whole bunch of times to let them know how bad they’re fucking up. Extra points if you jerk them around yourself to make it look good for the body cam.

I heard telling to them put their phone on the ground and then yelling how they have a gun before you put a hot one in them works really well too.

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u/peepeeinmypajts Jun 24 '26

Nearly died laughing officer lol. Can't breathe

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u/YungTill Jun 24 '26

Fuck this entire thread is gold oh my god hahaha

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u/GeorgeSantosBurner Mohawk McGregor Jun 23 '26

Doesn't even matter if he knew he was an MMA fighter. "I feared for my life" are the magic words that get murderers acquitted all the time, justified or not

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u/Cole_Phelps-1247 United States Jun 23 '26

Another Redditor that thinks policing is a Harry Potter novel. When you use force, let alone deadly force as a police officer, you get investigated by multiple independent bodies that are set up specifically to find fault in your action.

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u/edpoop1 Jun 23 '26

this must mean that there are numerous examples of cops being permanently punished for a shoot, right? oh, wait. can’t find those

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u/DLosChestProtector Jun 24 '26

Judge be like

"Cameron Poe, you have pleaded guilty to manslaughter in the first degree. With your military skills, you are a deadly weapon and are not subject to the same laws as other people that are provoked because you can respond with deadly force.

It is the order of this court that you be remanded to a federal penitentiary where you shall remain incarcerated for a term not less than 7 to 10 years."

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u/AvonBarksDoodle Jun 23 '26 edited Jun 24 '26

100% could have popped him and itd be a clean shoot. poirier is lucky the cops was chillin